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@holojester.bsky.social
· Jun 25
ABANDON ALL MOPE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
im planting himalayan
salt and a 9 volt on my
enemy to frame them
for assault and battery
salt and a 9 volt on my
enemy to frame them
for assault and battery
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
im planting himalayan
salt and a 9 volt on my
enemy to frame them
for assault and battery
salt and a 9 volt on my
enemy to frame them
for assault and battery
we received a transmission
from another galaxy!! the
supercomputer translated it!
it says: suck... my... HEY
from another galaxy!! the
supercomputer translated it!
it says: suck... my... HEY
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
we received a transmission
from another galaxy!! the
supercomputer translated it!
it says: suck... my... HEY
from another galaxy!! the
supercomputer translated it!
it says: suck... my... HEY
just opened my backpack
that i keep full of plates
and silverware and found
a parachute. some skydiver
is probably gonna be pissed
that i keep full of plates
and silverware and found
a parachute. some skydiver
is probably gonna be pissed
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
just opened my backpack
that i keep full of plates
and silverware and found
a parachute. some skydiver
is probably gonna be pissed
that i keep full of plates
and silverware and found
a parachute. some skydiver
is probably gonna be pissed
its not that i cant think of
something clever! its that
ive just been so darn busy!
ya thats definitely what it is
something clever! its that
ive just been so darn busy!
ya thats definitely what it is
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
its not that i cant think of
something clever! its that
ive just been so darn busy!
ya thats definitely what it is
something clever! its that
ive just been so darn busy!
ya thats definitely what it is
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unhand me bro now hand me again okay now do that realy fast for a little while
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
unhand me bro now hand me again okay now do that realy fast for a little while
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EMERGENCY
homeless disabled trans woman KICKED OUT of temporary housing because of a dispute with the landlord/host
I need 10 to oil up my car and get to my next destination. Anything helps while I get settled into a new phase of life.
ko-fi.com/shrikepublis...
$robinvbelle
homeless disabled trans woman KICKED OUT of temporary housing because of a dispute with the landlord/host
I need 10 to oil up my car and get to my next destination. Anything helps while I get settled into a new phase of life.
ko-fi.com/shrikepublis...
$robinvbelle
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
EMERGENCY
homeless disabled trans woman KICKED OUT of temporary housing because of a dispute with the landlord/host
I need 10 to oil up my car and get to my next destination. Anything helps while I get settled into a new phase of life.
ko-fi.com/shrikepublis...
$robinvbelle
homeless disabled trans woman KICKED OUT of temporary housing because of a dispute with the landlord/host
I need 10 to oil up my car and get to my next destination. Anything helps while I get settled into a new phase of life.
ko-fi.com/shrikepublis...
$robinvbelle
them: ive got a bad back
me: maybe try incentivizing it
me: maybe try incentivizing it
December 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
them: ive got a bad back
me: maybe try incentivizing it
me: maybe try incentivizing it
you never know what
others are going through
unless youre both like
in a tunnel
others are going through
unless youre both like
in a tunnel
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
you never know what
others are going through
unless youre both like
in a tunnel
others are going through
unless youre both like
in a tunnel
me: no hard feelings 😐🫱
god: 🫲𒄆
me: sike 🤚🙂
god: 🫲𒄆
me: sike 🤚🙂
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
me: no hard feelings 😐🫱
god: 🫲𒄆
me: sike 🤚🙂
god: 🫲𒄆
me: sike 🤚🙂
im almost done producing
an anime i just need to hire
a voice actor who screams
all their lines for no reason
an anime i just need to hire
a voice actor who screams
all their lines for no reason
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
im almost done producing
an anime i just need to hire
a voice actor who screams
all their lines for no reason
an anime i just need to hire
a voice actor who screams
all their lines for no reason
her words said
she didnt like me
but her body language said
fuck off and die
she didnt like me
but her body language said
fuck off and die
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
her words said
she didnt like me
but her body language said
fuck off and die
she didnt like me
but her body language said
fuck off and die
just ease into it! stop moving
grandpa!! *closes coffin lid*
grandpa!! *closes coffin lid*
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
just ease into it! stop moving
grandpa!! *closes coffin lid*
grandpa!! *closes coffin lid*
im happy! in a
dubious way >:]
dubious way >:]
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
im happy! in a
dubious way >:]
dubious way >:]
bartender: hey whos
calling the shots here??
me, very drunk waving
my phone: I WANNA
TALK TO THE WHISKEY
calling the shots here??
me, very drunk waving
my phone: I WANNA
TALK TO THE WHISKEY
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
bartender: hey whos
calling the shots here??
me, very drunk waving
my phone: I WANNA
TALK TO THE WHISKEY
calling the shots here??
me, very drunk waving
my phone: I WANNA
TALK TO THE WHISKEY
i cant stop until i win
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i cant stop until i win
look alls im saying is
they should make it
more obvious when
its not supposed to
be a petting zoo ok??
they should make it
more obvious when
its not supposed to
be a petting zoo ok??
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
look alls im saying is
they should make it
more obvious when
its not supposed to
be a petting zoo ok??
they should make it
more obvious when
its not supposed to
be a petting zoo ok??
[spaceship]
first officer: captain!
communications are down!
me: well if theyre so down
why arent they talking to us?
first officer: captain!
communications are down!
me: well if theyre so down
why arent they talking to us?
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
[spaceship]
first officer: captain!
communications are down!
me: well if theyre so down
why arent they talking to us?
first officer: captain!
communications are down!
me: well if theyre so down
why arent they talking to us?
and the award for
best actor goes to
green screen five!
best actor goes to
green screen five!
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
and the award for
best actor goes to
green screen five!
best actor goes to
green screen five!
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telling the little kid with tiger face paint that i know theyre not a real tiger
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
telling the little kid with tiger face paint that i know theyre not a real tiger
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making extra trash to give to the landfill for christmas
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
making extra trash to give to the landfill for christmas
i dont even remember the
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i dont even remember the
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
i scored two duis
and three assists
and three assists
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i scored two duis
and three assists
and three assists
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I’ve got nothing left to give but I sure do have a lot of it
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’ve got nothing left to give but I sure do have a lot of it
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I'm like a shark if I stop posting I'll suffocate
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm like a shark if I stop posting I'll suffocate
i was out saving the world
while you were busy farting
while you were busy farting
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i was out saving the world
while you were busy farting
while you were busy farting