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sometimes i see a repost of
me and there is a moment
where i think HEY I DIDNT
JUST SAY THAT! THATS NOT
ME!! before remembering
how this all works again lol
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
making a mountain
out of a hump day
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 PM
whoopsie daisies said my
gardener planting another
daisy after i had specifically
requested that they didnt
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 AM
my love
will begin as a subtle chill
like the touch of a ghost
shadows then will be cast
upon your mind. ensnaring
you in a web of torment
each heartbeat a haunting
march signaling the arrival
of a relentless horror that
tightens its grip with every
passing moment. teehee ;)
January 28, 2026 at 7:37 AM
i was just minding my own
business when something
unusual caught my attention
January 28, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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2am is peak hours for the connoisseur poster
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 AM
and time went by
before i said hello
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
playing leapfrog on
the edge of the cliff
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 AM
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pardon me, may i pet your peeve
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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The thumb war is a distraction from rock paper scissors
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 AM
hey guess how many
fingers im holding up

the guy mugging me at
gunpoint: i can see its 10

you win *gives wallet*
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 AM
🎶
I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire
open.spotify.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 AM
in for a penis in for a pound
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 AM
they didnt have mine
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 AM
what if i had a soda pop rn
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 AM
im asking my dog
to paws my game
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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Your honour I would like to appeal to move this trial to a later date as my client has appeared to have splooged in his pants
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
hey the smart police called
and they want their... their
fuckin..... um... youre dumb
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 AM
You've heard of an unreliable
narrator, but have you ever
heard of an unreasonable
one? No. No, you haven't.
Cause you're dumb. Just like
the protagonist. Anyway then
they fell off a cliff and died.
Or perhaps they didn't. Send
me some money and maybe
I'll tell you in the next book.
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 AM
i hate my life but i might
hate your life even more
so ill just shut up about it
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 AM
youll just have to take my
word for a lot of this stuff
i dont have the budget for
all of the special effects
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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the freak in me sees the freak in you, even if the freak in you hates to see the freak in me
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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billions must try
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 AM
its your turn
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 AM
youre on my mind and youre
going to want to wean off of
it slowly to avoid withdrawals
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 AM