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@holojester.bsky.social
· Jun 25
ABANDON ALL MOPE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
just ease into it! stop moving
grandpa!! *closes coffin lid*
grandpa!! *closes coffin lid*
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
just ease into it! stop moving
grandpa!! *closes coffin lid*
grandpa!! *closes coffin lid*
im happy! in a
dubious way >:]
dubious way >:]
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
im happy! in a
dubious way >:]
dubious way >:]
bartender: hey whos
calling the shots here??
me, very drunk waving
my phone: I WANNA
TALK TO THE WHISKEY
calling the shots here??
me, very drunk waving
my phone: I WANNA
TALK TO THE WHISKEY
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
bartender: hey whos
calling the shots here??
me, very drunk waving
my phone: I WANNA
TALK TO THE WHISKEY
calling the shots here??
me, very drunk waving
my phone: I WANNA
TALK TO THE WHISKEY
i cant stop until i win
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i cant stop until i win
look alls im saying is
they should make it
more obvious when
its not supposed to
be a petting zoo ok??
they should make it
more obvious when
its not supposed to
be a petting zoo ok??
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
look alls im saying is
they should make it
more obvious when
its not supposed to
be a petting zoo ok??
they should make it
more obvious when
its not supposed to
be a petting zoo ok??
[spaceship]
first officer: captain!
communications are down!
me: well if theyre so down
why arent they talking to us?
first officer: captain!
communications are down!
me: well if theyre so down
why arent they talking to us?
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
[spaceship]
first officer: captain!
communications are down!
me: well if theyre so down
why arent they talking to us?
first officer: captain!
communications are down!
me: well if theyre so down
why arent they talking to us?
and the award for
best actor goes to
green screen five!
best actor goes to
green screen five!
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
and the award for
best actor goes to
green screen five!
best actor goes to
green screen five!
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telling the little kid with tiger face paint that i know theyre not a real tiger
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
telling the little kid with tiger face paint that i know theyre not a real tiger
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making extra trash to give to the landfill for christmas
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
making extra trash to give to the landfill for christmas
i dont even remember the
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i dont even remember the
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
last time i leveled up it just
takes so many battles now
i scored two duis
and three assists
and three assists
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i scored two duis
and three assists
and three assists
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I’ve got nothing left to give but I sure do have a lot of it
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’ve got nothing left to give but I sure do have a lot of it
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I'm like a shark if I stop posting I'll suffocate
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'm like a shark if I stop posting I'll suffocate
i was out saving the world
while you were busy farting
while you were busy farting
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i was out saving the world
while you were busy farting
while you were busy farting
whoa cool they have
the digital version of
peoples love on here
the digital version of
peoples love on here
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
whoa cool they have
the digital version of
peoples love on here
the digital version of
peoples love on here
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my boss: you dont listen
and your performance is
barely above satisfactory
me: no YOURE the
saddest factory!!
and your performance is
barely above satisfactory
me: no YOURE the
saddest factory!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
my boss: you dont listen
and your performance is
barely above satisfactory
me: no YOURE the
saddest factory!!
and your performance is
barely above satisfactory
me: no YOURE the
saddest factory!!
marijuana is an
expect-a-rant
expect-a-rant
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
marijuana is an
expect-a-rant
expect-a-rant
𝟭𝟬 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🔥
Is there fire?
Why is fire hot?
How did they get
a fire in the sky?
Does fire fighting
burn your fists?
Are my raps fire?
Should I drink gas?
(it smells good)
Why did I get fired?
Why does all
my food burn?
Can fire get lung
cancer from smoking?
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🔥
Is there fire?
Why is fire hot?
How did they get
a fire in the sky?
Does fire fighting
burn your fists?
Are my raps fire?
Should I drink gas?
(it smells good)
Why did I get fired?
Why does all
my food burn?
Can fire get lung
cancer from smoking?
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
𝟭𝟬 𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🔥
Is there fire?
Why is fire hot?
How did they get
a fire in the sky?
Does fire fighting
burn your fists?
Are my raps fire?
Should I drink gas?
(it smells good)
Why did I get fired?
Why does all
my food burn?
Can fire get lung
cancer from smoking?
𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗦𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 🔥
Is there fire?
Why is fire hot?
How did they get
a fire in the sky?
Does fire fighting
burn your fists?
Are my raps fire?
Should I drink gas?
(it smells good)
Why did I get fired?
Why does all
my food burn?
Can fire get lung
cancer from smoking?
𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰
𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰?
uhh yeah im in a field and
i am technically alive. not
much else to say. i thought
i saw a cow earlier. but it
was just a rock. back to you
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰?
uhh yeah im in a field and
i am technically alive. not
much else to say. i thought
i saw a cow earlier. but it
was just a rock. back to you
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰
𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰?
uhh yeah im in a field and
i am technically alive. not
much else to say. i thought
i saw a cow earlier. but it
was just a rock. back to you
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥. 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘰?
uhh yeah im in a field and
i am technically alive. not
much else to say. i thought
i saw a cow earlier. but it
was just a rock. back to you
𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦
𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
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porn is kinda like cuck simulator
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
porn is kinda like cuck simulator
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people piss me off. but they also poop me on, or whatever the opposite of piss off is.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
people piss me off. but they also poop me on, or whatever the opposite of piss off is.
cemetary groundskeeper:
HEY get out of here!!
youre only brain dead
me: dang it
HEY get out of here!!
youre only brain dead
me: dang it
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
cemetary groundskeeper:
HEY get out of here!!
youre only brain dead
me: dang it
HEY get out of here!!
youre only brain dead
me: dang it
mercenary: we need to
make every shot count
me, just before getting shot:
um bullets cant learn math
make every shot count
me, just before getting shot:
um bullets cant learn math
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
mercenary: we need to
make every shot count
me, just before getting shot:
um bullets cant learn math
make every shot count
me, just before getting shot:
um bullets cant learn math
im developing an app that
just stabs you with a knife
just stabs you with a knife
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
im developing an app that
just stabs you with a knife
just stabs you with a knife