Smams
@smams.bsky.social
Notable adult
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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caterpillar that is not even a little hungry (he practices temperance in all things)
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
caterpillar that is not even a little hungry (he practices temperance in all things)
I'm tryna do a mission, but no agency will have me :/
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I'm tryna do a mission, but no agency will have me :/
Sugar crash, this early in the game? You could have just said you were new to the halloween scene
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Sugar crash, this early in the game? You could have just said you were new to the halloween scene
It sucks that ricky gervaise named himself "ricky" because there isn't any nickname I can use to belittle him better than he already has done
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It sucks that ricky gervaise named himself "ricky" because there isn't any nickname I can use to belittle him better than he already has done
whenever I send the 😔 emoji I imagine it throwin it back
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
whenever I send the 😔 emoji I imagine it throwin it back
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"im not smams! im not smams!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a smams cob
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
"im not smams! im not smams!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a smams cob
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smams disease
a person is swimming in a puddle of water in the dark .
Alt: scarabs pouring
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
smams disease
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OH FUCK!!! it’s a BOSS! get ‘em smams!!!
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
OH FUCK!!! it’s a BOSS! get ‘em smams!!!
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everyone on this site needs to calm down about milking people
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
everyone on this site needs to calm down about milking people
Eating off the CLEANEST hotels floor!
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Eating off the CLEANEST hotels floor!
I am paying way too much in rent for people's head space. I am yet another victim of the predatory property market.
Apprently I live rent free 🆓 in people's heads
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I am paying way too much in rent for people's head space. I am yet another victim of the predatory property market.
I am chilly but my jackets are in the dryer. They're supposed to be warming ME not being warmed! selfish.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I am chilly but my jackets are in the dryer. They're supposed to be warming ME not being warmed! selfish.
Praying on my dril shrine: please die please die please die I want attention and you take too much please die
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Praying on my dril shrine: please die please die please die I want attention and you take too much please die
Why do companies pay anything for advertising if famous people speaking on something is as "nothing" as ricky over here says?
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Why do companies pay anything for advertising if famous people speaking on something is as "nothing" as ricky over here says?
My anti-chud son (whom I hate) just "skill issued" me about failing to properly dice an onion. His soups have long since passed mine in quality, but his pride sickens me.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My anti-chud son (whom I hate) just "skill issued" me about failing to properly dice an onion. His soups have long since passed mine in quality, but his pride sickens me.
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smams is going on a big trip! thank god we bought the strategy guide @smams.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
smams is going on a big trip! thank god we bought the strategy guide @smams.bsky.social
Chat, vote quick, what do I do next? Shower? or nothing?
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Chat, vote quick, what do I do next? Shower? or nothing?
Oh yeah? *My* iconic bits are recieved perfectly! Skill issue.
my iconic bits are wasted on you people
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Oh yeah? *My* iconic bits are recieved perfectly! Skill issue.
I have rebranded smams into becoming a morning person. I now do not even require a single caffeine. Ha!
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I have rebranded smams into becoming a morning person. I now do not even require a single caffeine. Ha!
REmember: for every post you doom scroll, your anti-poster joy scrolls through exactly the same amount of posts, cancelling out your doom.
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
REmember: for every post you doom scroll, your anti-poster joy scrolls through exactly the same amount of posts, cancelling out your doom.
"heh, 'Beam me *Down* scotty!' anybody ever say that one before?"
his body is never found in the mantle of the alien planet
his body is never found in the mantle of the alien planet
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
"heh, 'Beam me *Down* scotty!' anybody ever say that one before?"
his body is never found in the mantle of the alien planet
his body is never found in the mantle of the alien planet
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"im going to fuckeng mcLose it" - rongle mcdongle. his wife perished in the oil
February 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
"im going to fuckeng mcLose it" - rongle mcdongle. his wife perished in the oil