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Smams
@smams.bsky.social
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"

It's not a pepe, it's its own frog

1 like = 1 smam

I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Lesson learned, let women vote
caterpillar that is not even a little hungry (he practices temperance in all things)
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I'm tryna do a mission, but no agency will have me :/
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Sugar crash, this early in the game? You could have just said you were new to the halloween scene
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It sucks that ricky gervaise named himself "ricky" because there isn't any nickname I can use to belittle him better than he already has done
February 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
whenever I send the 😔 emoji I imagine it throwin it back
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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"im not smams! im not smams!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a smams cob
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
smams disease
a person is swimming in a puddle of water in the dark .
Alt: scarabs pouring
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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OH FUCK!!! it’s a BOSS! get ‘em smams!!!
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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everyone on this site needs to calm down about milking people
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Eating off the CLEANEST hotels floor!
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I am paying way too much in rent for people's head space. I am yet another victim of the predatory property market.
Apprently I live rent free 🆓 in people's heads
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I am chilly but my jackets are in the dryer. They're supposed to be warming ME not being warmed! selfish.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Praying on my dril shrine: please die please die please die I want attention and you take too much please die
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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local knob sees poignant political moment and feels nothing
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Why do companies pay anything for advertising if famous people speaking on something is as "nothing" as ricky over here says?
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My anti-chud son (whom I hate) just "skill issued" me about failing to properly dice an onion. His soups have long since passed mine in quality, but his pride sickens me.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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smams is going on a big trip! thank god we bought the strategy guide @smams.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Chat, vote quick, what do I do next? Shower? or nothing?
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Oh yeah? *My* iconic bits are recieved perfectly! Skill issue.
my iconic bits are wasted on you people
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I have rebranded smams into becoming a morning person. I now do not even require a single caffeine. Ha!
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
fate favors the smams
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
REmember: for every post you doom scroll, your anti-poster joy scrolls through exactly the same amount of posts, cancelling out your doom.
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
"heh, 'Beam me *Down* scotty!' anybody ever say that one before?"

his body is never found in the mantle of the alien planet
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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"im going to fuckeng mcLose it" - rongle mcdongle. his wife perished in the oil
February 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM