Smams
@smams.bsky.social
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Everyday is a neverending battle against my desire to go outside and my bottomless hatred for sitting in a car.
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Everyday is a neverending battle against my desire to go outside and my bottomless hatred for sitting in a car.
they should do a mythbusters for whether or not racehorses Really piss altogether that much.
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
they should do a mythbusters for whether or not racehorses Really piss altogether that much.
I make too many typos to eve r get a real banger
January 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I make too many typos to eve r get a real banger
Sweet potato pie implies the existance of potato pie.
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sweet potato pie implies the existance of potato pie.
My new year's resolution was to come up with a new year's resolution. I just did it .
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My new year's resolution was to come up with a new year's resolution. I just did it .
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Too woke for the barcade, not woke enough for the discord server... where do I belong??
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Too woke for the barcade, not woke enough for the discord server... where do I belong??
Look the british food jokes aren't actually funny, but the "I demand you lay off the british food, also we are respectable" comments from british people aren't doing anything to make the british food jokes any *less* funny
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Look the british food jokes aren't actually funny, but the "I demand you lay off the british food, also we are respectable" comments from british people aren't doing anything to make the british food jokes any *less* funny
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Threesome in a twin bed rock paper scissors on who has to stand
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Threesome in a twin bed rock paper scissors on who has to stand
Seafaring white boy with a hole that don't quit call that a whitefish salad bagel
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Seafaring white boy with a hole that don't quit call that a whitefish salad bagel
Slim thick baddie with a mouth insider her mouth call that eel cake
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Slim thick baddie with a mouth insider her mouth call that eel cake
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I was hugging my squid girl friend and one of her tentacles wrapped around me but I don't think it was a tentacle
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I was hugging my squid girl friend and one of her tentacles wrapped around me but I don't think it was a tentacle
Check bluesky any feed.
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Check bluesky any feed.
Your favorite poster's favorite poster's least favorite poster
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Your favorite poster's favorite poster's least favorite poster
Adding the xenoblade x town music to the sex playlist
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Adding the xenoblade x town music to the sex playlist
Catgirl who gets a little depressed that their cat can't say "big stretch!" back
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Catgirl who gets a little depressed that their cat can't say "big stretch!" back
For half a second I was like "she's concerned about me pleading emoji?"
im just concerned about the smegma that would come from that
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
For half a second I was like "she's concerned about me pleading emoji?"
Cracking open a redbull is the little abortion
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Cracking open a redbull is the little abortion
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Consulting the oracle is plagiarism
Taking inspiration from dreams is plagiarism
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Consulting the oracle is plagiarism
Consulting the oracle is plagiarism
Taking inspiration from dreams is plagiarism
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Consulting the oracle is plagiarism
Taking inspiration from dreams is plagiarism
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Taking inspiration from dreams is plagiarism
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The needle drop on smams posting (whenever I pop up on your timeline) is "Happy Colored Marbles" by ween
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
The needle drop on smams posting (whenever I pop up on your timeline) is "Happy Colored Marbles" by ween
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sorry for being a woman ig
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
sorry for being a woman ig