Bingus Khan, the Golden
@unclesheo.bsky.social
25 | She/Her | Queer | Trans rights or fuck off
<3 @emilia.beer <3
call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
<3 @emilia.beer <3
call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
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we are jeffrey epstein
we traffic the flame
we traffic the flame
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
we are jeffrey epstein
we traffic the flame
we traffic the flame
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Show any 18th century Ojibwe literally any billionaire and they'd be like "yep, that's a wendigo. You're gonna need to kill it with fire. How many people has it killed already?"
And you'd be like "this one already killed about 500,000 children in the last year"
And you'd be like "this one already killed about 500,000 children in the last year"
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Show any 18th century Ojibwe literally any billionaire and they'd be like "yep, that's a wendigo. You're gonna need to kill it with fire. How many people has it killed already?"
And you'd be like "this one already killed about 500,000 children in the last year"
And you'd be like "this one already killed about 500,000 children in the last year"
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Andrew Cuomos nipples fully erect
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Andrew Cuomos nipples fully erect
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The USA was discovered in 1492
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The USA was discovered in 1492
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guys remember when you say 67 to say kamala harris 67 yeah remember to always say kamala harris 67 yes guys ofc
(And yes, you'll notice that the handle now has a 6-7 joke in it)
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
guys remember when you say 67 to say kamala harris 67 yeah remember to always say kamala harris 67 yes guys ofc
i keep yawning and shivering aaaaaaaa
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
i keep yawning and shivering aaaaaaaa
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the girl with the stinky balls
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
the girl with the stinky balls
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NO hulk, bluesky is a SERIOUS place to talk about SERIOUS things like a blue frog guy or puns involving genitals
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
NO hulk, bluesky is a SERIOUS place to talk about SERIOUS things like a blue frog guy or puns involving genitals
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all companies should have to publicly disclose their financials
February 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
all companies should have to publicly disclose their financials
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"im not smams! im not smams!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a smams cob
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
"im not smams! im not smams!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a smams cob
abraham lincoln thedescription
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
abraham lincoln thedescription
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yeah bro's court has never gotten any action
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
yeah bro's court has never gotten any action
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I feel sorry for whatever is so wrong with you that you would say this to another person. Please get help
February 5, 2026 at 11:22 AM
I feel sorry for whatever is so wrong with you that you would say this to another person. Please get help
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It's the Midwestern Yard Lobster
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
It's the Midwestern Yard Lobster
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oomf just started HRT call that
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
oomf just started HRT call that
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(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
after replaying battlefield 2 modern combat for the first time since i was a kid, the gameplay holds up pretty well
the gunplay is very fun too
i kinda just wish there was more game tbh
the gunplay is very fun too
i kinda just wish there was more game tbh
February 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
after replaying battlefield 2 modern combat for the first time since i was a kid, the gameplay holds up pretty well
the gunplay is very fun too
i kinda just wish there was more game tbh
the gunplay is very fun too
i kinda just wish there was more game tbh
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Shaking my head using adobe acrobat reader so everyone knows I don’t support pdfs
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Shaking my head using adobe acrobat reader so everyone knows I don’t support pdfs
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Raise your hand if you’re not in the Epstein files
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Raise your hand if you’re not in the Epstein files
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doomsday prepper puppygirl who is a little too excited about apocalyptic events giving her an excuse to eat the dog food she's been hoarding
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
doomsday prepper puppygirl who is a little too excited about apocalyptic events giving her an excuse to eat the dog food she's been hoarding
ough tummy hort.,,
nose runny.,,
∩――――∩
|| ∧ ﾍ ||
|| (* ´ ｰ`) ough...
|ﾉ^⌒⌒づ`￣ ＼
( ノ ⌒ ヽ ＼
＼ ||￣￣￣￣￣||
＼,ﾉ||
goob meowning
nose runny.,,
∩――――∩
|| ∧ ﾍ ||
|| (* ´ ｰ`) ough...
|ﾉ^⌒⌒づ`￣ ＼
( ノ ⌒ ヽ ＼
＼ ||￣￣￣￣￣||
＼,ﾉ||
goob meowning
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
ough tummy hort.,,
nose runny.,,
∩――――∩
|| ∧ ﾍ ||
|| (* ´ ｰ`) ough...
|ﾉ^⌒⌒づ`￣ ＼
( ノ ⌒ ヽ ＼
＼ ||￣￣￣￣￣||
＼,ﾉ||
goob meowning
nose runny.,,
∩――――∩
|| ∧ ﾍ ||
|| (* ´ ｰ`) ough...
|ﾉ^⌒⌒づ`￣ ＼
( ノ ⌒ ヽ ＼
＼ ||￣￣￣￣￣||
＼,ﾉ||
goob meowning
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a mormon soda is when u stick ur dick in in the glass and sit there for a while
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
a mormon soda is when u stick ur dick in in the glass and sit there for a while
i need to replace all the padding on my headset but idk if u even can aaaaaaaaa
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
i need to replace all the padding on my headset but idk if u even can aaaaaaaaa
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Extremely normal thing to call a cat btw
Just another stupid white girl with bluesky fame because of her ugly thug of a cat.... sure girly, keep on being a Nazi in your praxis, apply the word coddled to a woman of color surviving oppression beyond anything her privileged little cracker head could even comprehend. The weepy grl you insulted
February 5, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Extremely normal thing to call a cat btw