kerry ✨
@kschwenky.bsky.social
power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her
Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
Pinned
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They're just killing an industry that employs 300,000+ people overnight because Mitch McConnell's buddies in the bourbon industry don't want the competition
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
They're just killing an industry that employs 300,000+ people overnight because Mitch McConnell's buddies in the bourbon industry don't want the competition
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Listen, state of Maine, your congressional representatives & senators have a lot to prove before I will even consider changing my opinion that your creation was a mistake.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Listen, state of Maine, your congressional representatives & senators have a lot to prove before I will even consider changing my opinion that your creation was a mistake.
Say no to nepo baby politicians
Here’s two things I’ve learned in my career:
* If you bring people together and keep at it, you can find common ground and get things done.
* Sometimes, you have to be ready to fight for what you’re trying to do.
As governor, I’ll always bring people together and fight to build a better Maine.
* If you bring people together and keep at it, you can find common ground and get things done.
* Sometimes, you have to be ready to fight for what you’re trying to do.
As governor, I’ll always bring people together and fight to build a better Maine.
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Say no to nepo baby politicians
Gah
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Gah
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Packers folding like they’re Senate Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Packers folding like they’re Senate Democrats.
An iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
An iconic fictional band
His makeup person hates him lol
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
His makeup person hates him lol
My nieces bribed me with Halloween candy to let them stay up
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My nieces bribed me with Halloween candy to let them stay up
Why the FUCK are mayfield and Romanov out there with 20 seconds left
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Why the FUCK are mayfield and Romanov out there with 20 seconds left
Gillibrand you useless fuck
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Gillibrand you useless fuck
@schumer.senate.gov fuck you
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@schumer.senate.gov fuck you
These fucking losers never winning again
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
These fucking losers never winning again
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Just had to repair a laptop that had a RHCP sticket on it. I completed the repair and removed the sticker.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just had to repair a laptop that had a RHCP sticket on it. I completed the repair and removed the sticker.
I love that a known thing about me is how much I hate the fucking chili peppers
Timeline was perfect yesterday. Thanks @kschwenky.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I love that a known thing about me is how much I hate the fucking chili peppers
Team Gillen/suozzi getting prepped to be as shitty as ever
House Dems are holding a 3 p.m. call on whether to support the deal on the CR
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Team Gillen/suozzi getting prepped to be as shitty as ever
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Dick Durbin is 80 years old and has been a politician longer than I've been alive. The man either has less savvy than a small child or thinks you do.
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Dick Durbin is 80 years old and has been a politician longer than I've been alive. The man either has less savvy than a small child or thinks you do.
Songs to browse a new Delia’s catalog to music.apple.com/us/album/fee...
Feed the Tree by Belly on Apple Music
Song · 1993 · Duration 3:28
music.apple.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Songs to browse a new Delia’s catalog to music.apple.com/us/album/fee...
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babe are you a latte bc I want to write my name on your cup
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
babe are you a latte bc I want to write my name on your cup
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Beavis congratulates Butthead on a job well done. Our story at 6
🚨 *JEFFRIES SAYS SCHUMER IS EFFECTIVE, SHOULD KEEP HIS JOB
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Beavis congratulates Butthead on a job well done. Our story at 6
Pumpkin spice body scrub + almond milk body butter
Basic bitch scent acquired
Basic bitch scent acquired
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Pumpkin spice body scrub + almond milk body butter
Basic bitch scent acquired
Basic bitch scent acquired
lol
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
lol