kerry ✨
@kschwenky.bsky.social
power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her
Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
Pinned
Bundled up coffee on the deck bc I cannot stay in bed all day
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Bundled up coffee on the deck bc I cannot stay in bed all day
this is going to go fabulously for them. Push to the right in hopes of getting Reform votes that aren’t there, split your base and blame the third party voters for you losing.
On Monday, Shabana Mahmood will announce an overhaul of the asylum system, here’s why ⬇️
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
this is going to go fabulously for them. Push to the right in hopes of getting Reform votes that aren’t there, split your base and blame the third party voters for you losing.
uhoh is this a threat??
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
uhoh is this a threat??
Really good so far
Actually nvm going to start the chair company
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Really good so far
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real ones know depeche mode's hit album "violator" (1990) is music to fuck to
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
real ones know depeche mode's hit album "violator" (1990) is music to fuck to
Gummy knocked out the hangover. Feeling divine
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Gummy knocked out the hangover. Feeling divine
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the assbutt?
the assbutt?
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the assbutt?
He looks like my friend Brad when he showed up in my yard after we had all run from the cops from the bleachers
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He looks like my friend Brad when he showed up in my yard after we had all run from the cops from the bleachers
What’s everyone drinking tonight?
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What’s everyone drinking tonight?
retvrn
8====D~~ ( . Y . )
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
retvrn
Right before I took my stockings off in the bathroom. your girl was overserved
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Right before I took my stockings off in the bathroom. your girl was overserved
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
WHAAAAATTTT
AND
ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY OMGGGGG
AND
ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY OMGGGGG
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
WHAAAAATTTT
AND
ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY OMGGGGG
AND
ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY OMGGGGG
![Dennis Reynolds in his car “ [laughter]you dumb bitch](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhwy5nosamjx5wvk4sx6avxu/bafkreife3ewmtsnwkg4nuurf3qyydr7ggapz5jqpmydvrfwbxuw67r7ehe@jpeg)
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REACH OUT AND TEXT FAITH
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
REACH OUT AND TEXT FAITH
hangover so bad I bribed bridget to take Smol to his game
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
hangover so bad I bribed bridget to take Smol to his game
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I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
Here I am [doing whatever] like a sucker is maybe my most often quoted Simpsons line
"Hey, they got chairs with wheels.
And here I am, using my legs like a sucker."
And here I am, using my legs like a sucker."
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Here I am [doing whatever] like a sucker is maybe my most often quoted Simpsons line
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Cold hands
Warm heart
Can’t lose
Warm heart
Can’t lose
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Cold hands
Warm heart
Can’t lose
Warm heart
Can’t lose
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lol hrc is a fuckface
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
lol hrc is a fuckface
Hmm I have no idea where I got this
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hmm I have no idea where I got this
save me diet cherry ginger ale
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
save me diet cherry ginger ale