Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law
inventor of onion air
inventor of onion air
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Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
· Aug 6
i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
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posting is basically the bravest thing you can do in any situation
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
posting is basically the bravest thing you can do in any situation
rewatching battlefield earth
January 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
rewatching battlefield earth
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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if trump goes much further i fear theyll have no choice but to write the next strongly worded letter in all caps
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
if trump goes much further i fear theyll have no choice but to write the next strongly worded letter in all caps
two moments that stuck out in my mind.
1: the submarine interior (electrical closet) where they mounted a monitor on the electric panel. the screen was blank because they forgot to add graphics in post
2: trained medic in a fully stocked medical room badly taped a credit card over an open wound
1: the submarine interior (electrical closet) where they mounted a monitor on the electric panel. the screen was blank because they forgot to add graphics in post
2: trained medic in a fully stocked medical room badly taped a credit card over an open wound
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
two moments that stuck out in my mind.
1: the submarine interior (electrical closet) where they mounted a monitor on the electric panel. the screen was blank because they forgot to add graphics in post
2: trained medic in a fully stocked medical room badly taped a credit card over an open wound
1: the submarine interior (electrical closet) where they mounted a monitor on the electric panel. the screen was blank because they forgot to add graphics in post
2: trained medic in a fully stocked medical room badly taped a credit card over an open wound
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incredibly unbecoming behavior for a FIFA peace prize holder
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
incredibly unbecoming behavior for a FIFA peace prize holder
now watching: titanic 2
15% on rotten tomatoes
1.7/10 on imdb
15% on rotten tomatoes
1.7/10 on imdb
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
now watching: titanic 2
15% on rotten tomatoes
1.7/10 on imdb
15% on rotten tomatoes
1.7/10 on imdb
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There are weeks when no hog cranking happens and there are days when weeks of hog cranking happens
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
There are weeks when no hog cranking happens and there are days when weeks of hog cranking happens
blue gatorade tastes blue as fuck
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
blue gatorade tastes blue as fuck
sup nerd, gaming hard or hardly gaming?
January 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
sup nerd, gaming hard or hardly gaming?
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
can i have a sip of your drink
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
can i have a sip of your drink
if i were to post a "last selfie of the year", it would also be the first selfie of the year
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
if i were to post a "last selfie of the year", it would also be the first selfie of the year
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Last poop of 2025 let's go!
Last poop of 2025 let's go!
Last poop of 2025 let's go!
December 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Last poop of 2025 let's go!
folks, the phlegm has arrived
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
folks, the phlegm has arrived
me explaining humanity to space aliens
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
me explaining humanity to space aliens
barely slept last night, i'm sick and feel like shit. it's gonna be a great day
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
barely slept last night, i'm sick and feel like shit. it's gonna be a great day
nobody names their kids cecil anymore
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
nobody names their kids cecil anymore
i don't think you're ready for jack off january
December 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i don't think you're ready for jack off january
is it meatball sub time?
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
is it meatball sub time?
what was your most chopped unc of 2025?
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
what was your most chopped unc of 2025?
ok, yes, i'm interested. tell me more
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ok, yes, i'm interested. tell me more
politeness not allowed
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
politeness not allowed