Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law
inventor of onion air
inventor of onion air
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Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
· Aug 6
i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
i was born with no elbow grease duct 😔
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 AM
i was born with no elbow grease duct 😔
i used to be a space cyborg but i gave that life up and i'm now just a simple dipshit
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
i used to be a space cyborg but i gave that life up and i'm now just a simple dipshit
electric heater sparking when you plug it in means it'll heat real good
January 23, 2026 at 11:38 PM
electric heater sparking when you plug it in means it'll heat real good
so.. r u in the mood(to pummel me)?
🥺👉👈
🥺👉👈
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 PM
so.. r u in the mood(to pummel me)?
🥺👉👈
🥺👉👈
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Ah yes. “It.”
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Ah yes. “It.”
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
That marvelous, indefinable it.
The young people, we’re told, are yearning for it—clutching their phones like rosaries, staring into the electric glow, whispering it, it, it as though the word itself might descend from the heavens and confer meaning.
i should be a mandatory guest on rotation as a punishment for ppl having podcasts
January 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM
i should be a mandatory guest on rotation as a punishment for ppl having podcasts
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Veronika, our queen 👑 🐮
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Veronika, our queen 👑 🐮
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the damp bongino show
Sweaty Bongino is back ranting and raving on Fox tonight about how unfair the media was to him.
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 AM
the damp bongino show
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fresh mozzarella you idiot
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
fresh mozzarella you idiot
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Congrats! You've earned a FREE Cumshot at Domino's 👏🎉
November 27, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Congrats! You've earned a FREE Cumshot at Domino's 👏🎉
gonna try to have a sandwich for every meal today
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
gonna try to have a sandwich for every meal today
(to the tune of the flintstones theme song)
🎶
penis, turgid penis
it can make it kinda hard to pee
this dang rock hard boner
is honestly kind of annoying
🎶
🎶
penis, turgid penis
it can make it kinda hard to pee
this dang rock hard boner
is honestly kind of annoying
🎶
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
(to the tune of the flintstones theme song)
🎶
penis, turgid penis
it can make it kinda hard to pee
this dang rock hard boner
is honestly kind of annoying
🎶
🎶
penis, turgid penis
it can make it kinda hard to pee
this dang rock hard boner
is honestly kind of annoying
🎶
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this is how Guillermo Del Toro makes movies
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
this is how Guillermo Del Toro makes movies
damb, forgot about this already
made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy
January 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
damb, forgot about this already
a 6 ft party sub, but a hotdog, but for breakfast
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 PM
a 6 ft party sub, but a hotdog, but for breakfast
it's so over. it's never been this over before
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 PM
it's so over. it's never been this over before
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
every time my online training mentions "situational awareness" i take a shot
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
every time my online training mentions "situational awareness" i take a shot