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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Jan 23
Hey if you enjoy daily cow-tools-posting, you probably want these folks in your feed for other fun remixes of the funny papers:
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i'm cubing again
the Far side Cow tools cartoon except on the table before the bipedal cow are 4 twisty puzzles. On 3x3 standard rubic cube with all white sides, One shaped like the lump-with-handle cow tool, one that is mixed up into a bunch of overlapping triangles looking like a jagged mess, and one pyramid puzzle seemingly solved with green and yellow faces toward the viewer. Caption reads, "cow cubes."
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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This interesting-looking iron implement discovered at a Celtic site in Poland may have been a trepanation tool. 🧪🏺
2,300-year-old tool used for skull surgery unearthed at Celtic settlement in Poland
The uniquely shaped iron surgery implement dates to the fourth to third centuries B.C.
www.livescience.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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“Cow! Cube! COWUUUBE!”
Screenshot of a rathergood.com video of a cow turned into a cube.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I still think this episode is hilarious @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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cow cubes but it's inside the cube from cube
cow cubes but it's inside the cube from cube
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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i'm cubing again
the Far side Cow tools cartoon except on the table before the bipedal cow are 4 twisty puzzles. On 3x3 standard rubic cube with all white sides, One shaped like the lump-with-handle cow tool, one that is mixed up into a bunch of overlapping triangles looking like a jagged mess, and one pyramid puzzle seemingly solved with green and yellow faces toward the viewer. Caption reads, "cow cubes."
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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under my regime if a company uses the term “tools” to refer to something without measurable weight which cannot be physically brandished and used as a weapon, that company will be dissolved and its assets seized
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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i love cinema and also films
Movie poster for "Seven Samoorai". Five men and a cow stands before a barn holding various Cow Tools.
December 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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me and social media
vintage superman panel, edited so Supes is holding a large lump-with-handle cow tool with smoke coming off of it as he thinks "I can't let go of it!"
April 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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i feel like people just like to say "it came to me in a dream" when they post something weird but i literally dreamt about making this last night and i don't know what that means about me
Screenshots from the "Night Pandas" scene in Jackass The Movie, but the pandas heads have been replaced with Cow heads and the subtitles read, "I've got your Prongler, I've got your Prongler, TURNING COWTOOLESE, I THINK I'M TURNING COWTOOLESE, I REALLY THINK SO"
December 26, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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CRUDE for LACK OF SOPHISTICATION (in the Zohran sign style)m
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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what's going on
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 2d
what's going on here what's this fom
screenshot of two separate posts mentioning me with very similar but not quite identical images that say Tools for Cows in a stylized way
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Been suffering with @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social brainrot, so I thought this was appropriate...
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social i made this for you
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Prompted by a bit on this week's @heathcliffrecap.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The Keane Compound celebrates one year of @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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my first post was a year ago today and now it is time for an
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
regarding the future of this account:

i'm gonna keep doing it
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Nov 9
In October of 1982, Gary Larson changed the world by publishing the single greatest panel in cartooning history: Cow tools.
The original "Cow Tools" Far Side comic by Gary Larson. A cow stands behind a table atop which 4 crudely made tools rest; a lump, a lump (with handle), a pronged stick, and hand saw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. The caption reads, simply, "Cow tools."
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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black and white comic panel a triangle shaped person stands before a door in a long hallway. a strange portrait is on the wall. triangle says: I will search the story the storage interior is a plain rectangle drawn in no perspective. darkness fills the rest of the frame. the top of the rectangle says STORAGE. there are five items inside: a claw hammer, a length of coiled rope, a saw, a baseball, and a jug of some liquid triangle says: The storage is full of tools and equipment. triangle stands still in the same space. a pensive look is on their face. triangle is now mid-exit from the storage, disappearing into the darkness. they say: Time to leave.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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[0011712] Unnamed livestock becoming historical figures
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Moevember 2025 Day 6: Ic-Moe

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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better luck next time
Death, a cow skeleton wearing a black cloak, plants a claw machine full of cow tools. After grabbing a an amorphous lump with an odd protrusion death exclaims, "Lump-with-handle? Is Prongler even in this thing?"
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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by Alan Saunders in the Cow Tools Sophisticationposting group on facebook
This is just to say I have misunderstood the cow tools that were on the table and which you were probably saving for an amusing cartoon Forgive me they are crude so incomprehensible and lack something in sophistication (apologies to William Carlos Williams)
December 25, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social I rearranged Cow tools and got Octo-Owls. #photoedit #cowtools #garylarson #comic #collage #anagram
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM