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Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
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shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law

inventor of onion air
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i am become dauber dybinski
dauber dybinski from the hit tv series coach, which originally aired in 1462
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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ppl would absolutely pay to drink that
photo of a chalkboard with "summer drinks" menu on it. "talledega car bomb $18"
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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nbc news graphic of a crash test dummy in a car. text reads: DOT will require use of female crash test dummies for the first time the band "crash test dummies" except they are all female. pls don't overthink this one
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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time for some sugary garbage
a pasty white hand holding a can of java monster
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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quaid should start the reactor
norman rockwell painting of that guy standing up at a town hall meeting or something. also, he's got a kuato, the parasitic twin guy, attached to his midsection, sticking out of his jacket
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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a skeleton doing squats. he has the hamburger helper mascot on his face. text reads: my body is a machine that turns hamburger into helped hamburger
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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HI C Fruit Punch
a styrofoam cup sitting on a green table in a restaurant. text on the image reads: HI C Fruit Punch
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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made a nice gif for y'all. enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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gm. sound on 🔊
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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it can't even run fast. it just sits there and looks at you like that. it knows.
close-up of the failed sonic clone or whatever it's supposed to be
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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BOZO DOWN
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November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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this one
a hand holding a can of barrel aged oktoberfest beer
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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he's superman, he wouldn't steer you wrong
superman offering a blunt and saying "you wanna hit this shit. Trust me"
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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did a lot of posting today
person standing on a rocky prominence, both hands in the air in a celebratory manner, sunset in the background
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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it will come as a shock to no one that there are fucked up hitler dick and balls defenders on the other site.
screenshot of a post on twitter by user PolPotAliveInUA states: "My point was about sex obsession. Apparently Hitler can't just commit atrocities, he must also be personally humiliated post mortem every 5 years with some new trivial factoid despite no contemporary evidence for it."
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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you honor me. ty
winking kissy smiley face with pray hands in front of its mouth
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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bored at work again. time to mspaint some bullshit
a poorly drawn hand made in mspaint
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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john c reilly's face on miley cyrus' body
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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this account with no posts is claiming to be bluesky support and is claiming i'm temporarily suspended. you'd think they'd be too busy for this type of thing with them being a "paranormal investigator, podcaster"
Screenshot of the account page of "Bluesky" @ lendorman description says "paranormal investigator, podcaster" We regret to infоrm you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions. To prevent the реrmanent termination of your aссоunt, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours bу using the following Iink: 🔗 [malicious link removed] If the Iink does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser’s address bar. ⚠️ Imроrtаnt: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account. We appreciate your immediate attention and сооperation in this matter. Sincerely, Bluesky© Support Team
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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the north aurora police tried to detain the aurora borealis for over an hour. it failed to comply, so they fired several rounds into it
a photo of the aurora borealis in the background, while in the foreground sits a police SUV marked "north aurora police"
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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bane, but with hamburger helper mascot for a head saying: "you merely adopted the hamburger; I was born in it, helped by it."
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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made this while on the clock, so you could technically say that i am a professional artist
a crudely drawn smiley face made on mspaint
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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ty
sly smiley face with prayer hands emoji in front of it
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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would you have the strength to carry it?
lord of the rings poster with frodo holding the hamburger helper mascot. text underneath read: "one hamburger to help them all"
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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just wait outside this store and you're bound to see him
a store front with a large sign that reads "big dumb oaf store"
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM