Jeff
@jeffwantpoppers.bsky.social
Midwest emo enjoyer with dogs
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
Spatchcock is such a stupid word
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Spatchcock is such a stupid word
No thoughts in her head, just a love for food
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
No thoughts in her head, just a love for food
If Trump was the one that gave the blowjob, do you think he’s more likely to be a bottom or top?
also, “politics is bottom/top not left/right” might work as a slogan but is shit as analysis. who is the bottom? who is the top? who constitutes an “elite” and who belongs to “the people?” these are important questions that have to be answered.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If Trump was the one that gave the blowjob, do you think he’s more likely to be a bottom or top?
Trying to cook in this setup feels like an occupational hazard
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trying to cook in this setup feels like an occupational hazard
This is so funny. This is an accident every 36k miles. Teenagers are roughly 100k miles driven per accident.
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is so funny. This is an accident every 36k miles. Teenagers are roughly 100k miles driven per accident.
Being a Detroit Lions fan is so stupid
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Being a Detroit Lions fan is so stupid
Congrats to the Bears for being in fist place after week 11
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Congrats to the Bears for being in fist place after week 11
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
Playing Midwest emo on the Mickey guitar to scare all the women away
Pulling acres of pussy by busting this out to play Wonderwall
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Playing Midwest emo on the Mickey guitar to scare all the women away
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And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
Timeline was perfect yesterday. Thanks @kschwenky.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Timeline was perfect yesterday. Thanks @kschwenky.bsky.social
We’ve got a Christian nationalist government but the war on Christmas is still going strong
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We’ve got a Christian nationalist government but the war on Christmas is still going strong
Mazie got whipped cream on her chest but thankfully Molly was there to clean up
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Mazie got whipped cream on her chest but thankfully Molly was there to clean up
My dogs at 5:30AM after DST when I tell them it isn’t time to eat yet
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My dogs at 5:30AM after DST when I tell them it isn’t time to eat yet
When you don’t vote for Mamdani vs. when you do
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When you don’t vote for Mamdani vs. when you do
The dinner wanter has showed up
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The dinner wanter has showed up
I’m getting yelled at in a TikTok comment section for saying that a dude ghosting a date he really enjoyed because he googled her and saw her past sexual history is real insecure stuff. Im realizing I’m in a different world there vs Bluesky lmao
November 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m getting yelled at in a TikTok comment section for saying that a dude ghosting a date he really enjoyed because he googled her and saw her past sexual history is real insecure stuff. Im realizing I’m in a different world there vs Bluesky lmao
Tried to dress Echo up as Paddington. She was not happy.
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tried to dress Echo up as Paddington. She was not happy.
Oh yeah, they are definitely sucking and fucking
Going on BetMGM and wagering that JD runs for president in 2028 with Erika as his wife
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh yeah, they are definitely sucking and fucking
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Sadie you fucking moron.
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Sadie you fucking moron.