Jeff
@jeffwantpoppers.bsky.social
Midwest emo enjoyer with dogs
No thoughts in her head, just a love for food
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
No thoughts in her head, just a love for food
Trying to cook in this setup feels like an occupational hazard
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trying to cook in this setup feels like an occupational hazard
Timeline was perfect yesterday. Thanks @kschwenky.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Timeline was perfect yesterday. Thanks @kschwenky.bsky.social
We’ve got a Christian nationalist government but the war on Christmas is still going strong
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We’ve got a Christian nationalist government but the war on Christmas is still going strong
Mazie got whipped cream on her chest but thankfully Molly was there to clean up
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Mazie got whipped cream on her chest but thankfully Molly was there to clean up
My dogs at 5:30AM after DST when I tell them it isn’t time to eat yet
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My dogs at 5:30AM after DST when I tell them it isn’t time to eat yet
When you don’t vote for Mamdani vs. when you do
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When you don’t vote for Mamdani vs. when you do
The dinner wanter has showed up
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The dinner wanter has showed up
Tried to dress Echo up as Paddington. She was not happy.
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tried to dress Echo up as Paddington. She was not happy.
Good thing we don’t tax the rich more or they wouldn’t be able to fund… a $50M buyout of a football coach
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Good thing we don’t tax the rich more or they wouldn’t be able to fund… a $50M buyout of a football coach
Molly out here thinking she can get people dinner if she sits at the table
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Molly out here thinking she can get people dinner if she sits at the table
Take my money Vans
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Take my money Vans
This was a good movie! One hour and 13 minutes of an adorable dog
October 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This was a good movie! One hour and 13 minutes of an adorable dog
Me to myself when I keep telling the dog on my TV that he’s a good boy
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Me to myself when I keep telling the dog on my TV that he’s a good boy
Wild timeline on my end
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Wild timeline on my end
This is how I look at cookies as well
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This is how I look at cookies as well
This is the Wario version of Gritty
October 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is the Wario version of Gritty
When dudes buy a cybertruck
October 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When dudes buy a cybertruck
In my best Fred Durst voice: I did all for the gnocchi
October 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In my best Fred Durst voice: I did all for the gnocchi
This is the world the radical left wants
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is the world the radical left wants
I work all day so she can do this. Smdh
October 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I work all day so she can do this. Smdh