Scoob
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
The internet's favorite uncle. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
Avi by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
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cdc recommends giving up
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
cdc recommends giving up
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by your late 30's at least one of your few remaining friends should share with you a deep and compulsive desire to commit arson
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
by your late 30's at least one of your few remaining friends should share with you a deep and compulsive desire to commit arson
Toki Tuesday pre release for all Scoob+ subscribers
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Toki Tuesday pre release for all Scoob+ subscribers
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Yeah sometimes I forget what I’m doing in the middle of my job too. Just that when I fuck up a soup or pizza it doesn’t betray the entire electorate
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Yeah sometimes I forget what I’m doing in the middle of my job too. Just that when I fuck up a soup or pizza it doesn’t betray the entire electorate
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about to have some hamburger helper dinner
In my restless dreams I see that glove. You promised you'd Help me again someday
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
about to have some hamburger helper dinner
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
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Time not important
Only hamburger important
Only hamburger important
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Time not important
Only hamburger important
Only hamburger important
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Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
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The accumulated filth of all their beef and cheese will foam up about their waists and all the hamburgers and tuna will look up and shout 'HELP US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The accumulated filth of all their beef and cheese will foam up about their waists and all the hamburgers and tuna will look up and shout 'HELP US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.
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When I say I'm a leftist this is what I mean
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When I say I'm a leftist this is what I mean
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In my restless dreams I see that glove. You promised you'd Help me again someday
October 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In my restless dreams I see that glove. You promised you'd Help me again someday
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Back on my bullshit, says guy who was never off his bullshit
October 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Back on my bullshit, says guy who was never off his bullshit
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Buffy the Hamburger Helper
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Buffy the Hamburger Helper
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Incredible assist by @methylis.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Incredible assist by @methylis.bsky.social
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