nonspecific winter phoenix.
@phxomg.bsky.social
Cool person. Widower. Deftones & Crosses fan. Sometime artist. AuDHD. I’m far from an expert but paleoanthropology is my “special subject”
From under a pile of blankets: “if there was a Jesus brand of cigarette, it wouldn’t come in 100s, because he’s the *KING OF KINGS*”
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
From under a pile of blankets: “if there was a Jesus brand of cigarette, it wouldn’t come in 100s, because he’s the *KING OF KINGS*”
Ah, the famous piss-tol
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Ah, the famous piss-tol
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I am floored. Thank you.
Need a @lairdbarron.bsky.social primer? Even if you don't, you can read about his work. @gemmafiles.bsky.social @sgj.bsky.social @victorlavalle.bsky.social and me sing his praises in the piece as well.
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Laird Barron's Cosmic Horror: Braving the Wilderness of Human Existence
Contemporaries of Bram Stoker-winning author Laird Barron comment on the grim and poignant stories scattered across the snowy wilderness of Alaska and beyond.
the-line-up.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I am floored. Thank you.
We’ve been to Walmart, got food and a shovel, and are cozily ensconced in the house, watching Adventure Time under blankets
January 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
We’ve been to Walmart, got food and a shovel, and are cozily ensconced in the house, watching Adventure Time under blankets
Wearing two pairs of pants is getting right up on my nuts. Literally *and* figuratively.
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Wearing two pairs of pants is getting right up on my nuts. Literally *and* figuratively.
Gonna be keeping a sharp eye out this weekend for Winter Shorts Guy, dumbest superhero of the Midwest
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Gonna be keeping a sharp eye out this weekend for Winter Shorts Guy, dumbest superhero of the Midwest
Wearing two pairs of pants at work
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Wearing two pairs of pants at work
Whoo, somebody in this break room smells like a pound
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Whoo, somebody in this break room smells like a pound
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Art of the day
Shunpei Kamiya
Shunpei Kamiya
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Art of the day
Shunpei Kamiya
Shunpei Kamiya
“Peacock is the home,,, of The Grabber” that sounds like a threat to me
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
“Peacock is the home,,, of The Grabber” that sounds like a threat to me
Starting a band to play “pharmaceutical ad pop”
January 23, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Starting a band to play “pharmaceutical ad pop”
I’ll tell you this much, those piece of shit parts I was running all day today better be done when I get there tomorrow- I’m tired of looking at the hour tracker and seeing 2 shifts run 3 sheets an hour seen my ass is doing 10 without breaking a sweat
January 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I’ll tell you this much, those piece of shit parts I was running all day today better be done when I get there tomorrow- I’m tired of looking at the hour tracker and seeing 2 shifts run 3 sheets an hour seen my ass is doing 10 without breaking a sweat
Well I mean, what are you trying to do
January 23, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Well I mean, what are you trying to do
Bastards of the Universe
January 23, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Bastards of the Universe
I have picked up a new word to say from Penny Dreadful that will assuredly annoy people and that is “temporizing” when I mean “wasting time”
January 23, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I have picked up a new word to say from Penny Dreadful that will assuredly annoy people and that is “temporizing” when I mean “wasting time”
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Got an attaboy at work today for 2 days at 200% of target (I get my bonus for it tomorrow)
January 22, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Got an attaboy at work today for 2 days at 200% of target (I get my bonus for it tomorrow)
Beyond ready for my 4-day weekend
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Beyond ready for my 4-day weekend