Scoob
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
The internet's favorite uncle. The Hamburger Helper guy. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors
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Logging on, gm
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Logging on, gm
My music yearly wrap up is, once again, deeply embarrassing
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My music yearly wrap up is, once again, deeply embarrassing
This holiday season, get them what they really want:
Elephant crap
Elephant crap
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This holiday season, get them what they really want:
Elephant crap
Elephant crap
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going to the grocery store and getting zapped with the "forget everything u enjoy consuming" ray
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
going to the grocery store and getting zapped with the "forget everything u enjoy consuming" ray
An hour early but please enjoy this photo of me and baby Toki napping for this installment of Toki Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
An hour early but please enjoy this photo of me and baby Toki napping for this installment of Toki Tuesday
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Are they...you know...*mimes helping hamburger*...a friend of Scoob?
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Are they...you know...*mimes helping hamburger*...a friend of Scoob?
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
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i can move objects with my hands, if i concentrate really hard
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i can move objects with my hands, if i concentrate really hard
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we're all talking about you behind your back. we're laughing to each other saying "this mf doesn't live más"
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
we're all talking about you behind your back. we're laughing to each other saying "this mf doesn't live más"
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Kids today don’t even know that Korn is the only band to appear as themselves on South Park & MONK
Do kids today even have an idea of how long Korn's video for Got the Life dominated TRL?
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Kids today don’t even know that Korn is the only band to appear as themselves on South Park & MONK
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scarface would probably love the movie scarface
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
scarface would probably love the movie scarface
Going up to Steve, the 65 year old that works on the machine next to mine and saying,"The Jamaican Masterpiece thanksgiving tweet was a lie the poster admitted it never happened" like I'm talking about the weather
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Going up to Steve, the 65 year old that works on the machine next to mine and saying,"The Jamaican Masterpiece thanksgiving tweet was a lie the poster admitted it never happened" like I'm talking about the weather
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
Tomi is significantly larger than Toki
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tomi is significantly larger than Toki
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chapstick but it makes ur lips more chapped. i call it chapstick.
February 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
chapstick but it makes ur lips more chapped. i call it chapstick.
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reverse osmosis cowgirl
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
reverse osmosis cowgirl
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"Layers, my man, layers," I say as I begin peeling away all that separates me from those precious precious bones
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Layers, my man, layers," I say as I begin peeling away all that separates me from those precious precious bones
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Oh so you don't want to vote for Pete Buttigieg because he's a "weird little rat fuck freak" who was "created in a lab that produces neoconservative shills" huh?
Have you even considered the good work he did fixing bread prices at the behest of elite firm McKinsey & Company??
HAVE YOU?!?
Have you even considered the good work he did fixing bread prices at the behest of elite firm McKinsey & Company??
HAVE YOU?!?
August 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Oh so you don't want to vote for Pete Buttigieg because he's a "weird little rat fuck freak" who was "created in a lab that produces neoconservative shills" huh?
Have you even considered the good work he did fixing bread prices at the behest of elite firm McKinsey & Company??
HAVE YOU?!?
Have you even considered the good work he did fixing bread prices at the behest of elite firm McKinsey & Company??
HAVE YOU?!?
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Toki and Gingie meeting for the first time
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Toki and Gingie meeting for the first time
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Fun fact: the slang term "unc" is short for uncouth
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Fun fact: the slang term "unc" is short for uncouth
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
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Great my instacart guy grabbed me a golden apple with "to the fairest" inscribed on it even tho I clearly said not to get me any golden apples that could start a huge land war
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Great my instacart guy grabbed me a golden apple with "to the fairest" inscribed on it even tho I clearly said not to get me any golden apples that could start a huge land war
"Can't find my phone" wife, "I'll call it" husband
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Can't find my phone" wife, "I'll call it" husband
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alea iacta est, big dawg
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
alea iacta est, big dawg