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BooBooKitty
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Him:
You have the most beautiful eyes!

Me:
Thank you, I use them for crying.
To everyone that is still here, seeing my posts, interacting and laughing with me, thank you. It was a tough year for me and that is putting it mildly.
Many chose to blackball me and it’s ok. What they think of me is none of my business. But we go on and it’s a new year. Let’s try to keep laughing❤️
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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the last saturday of the year is good for resting.
made a thing.
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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way to capture the zeitgeist, kohl’s
December 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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me: you said expect 8” but i only see 2

my date, a weatherman:😬
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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is it considered a polycule if the girl you’re dating is haunted?
December 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: no, why? did you forget?
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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A dog grooming place called Crate Clips
December 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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shitposting for a brighter tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I should do edibles about it
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I SAID YES (he asked if he should fuck off)
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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my cupcakes didn’t rise.
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Otter pupdate! 💙 Our Asian small-clawed otter pup is growing fast. His eyes are now open, and he weighs 586 grams, right on track for a healthy, curious little otter. Proud first-time parents Pintar and Sebastian continue to do an excellent job caring for their fuzzy male pup behind the scenes.
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Tammyfaysexual because I need tear-stained mascara and shame to get going
Braysexual because I’m a stubborn ass
Haysexual bc I like fucking farmers
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So i was traveling over the holiday…
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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in my gold fish era (forgetting everything after 30 seconds)
December 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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G’daysexual bc I like Aussies
Delaysexual because there is always tomorrow
Praysexual bc the priest made me do it
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
my cupcakes didn’t rise.
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Last night I stalked you 57 times; tonight, 56. Damn, girl, you’re losing me.
December 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Delaysexual because there is always tomorrow
Praysexual bc the priest made me do it
Stay sexual, because I ain’t leaving my house
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Stay sexual, because I ain’t leaving my house
Gaysexual bc I’m gay
Braysexual bc I like fucking loud women
December 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Braysexual because I’m a stubborn ass
Haysexual bc I like fucking farmers
Asexual, because I’m an overachiever
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Ho-mowsexual bc I like to watch a slut cut my grass
Bisexual because I’ve been working on these pipes
Pansexual, bc I like a thick-crust.
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Asexual, because I’m an overachiever
assexual bc I have a nice ass
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bisexual because I’ve been working on these pipes
Pansexual, bc I like a thick-crust.
Demisexual, because I’m bite sized
December 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Demisexual, because I’m bite sized
assexual bc I have a nice ass
December 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM