Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist
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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate.
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"So, how did you die?"
"I fucked up breathing."
"I fucked up breathing."
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"So, how did you die?"
"I fucked up breathing."
"I fucked up breathing."
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We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
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“Morning, Stan.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“Morning, Stan.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
Do I want more drugs for the intrusive thoughts?
Psychiatrist appointment this morning
Wam bam thank you ma'am appointment
Wam bam thank you ma'am appointment
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Do I want more drugs for the intrusive thoughts?
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Me every week.
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Me every week.
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GM 🖤 "Happy" Monday
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
GM 🖤 "Happy" Monday
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
No, I don't want to see pictures of your family vacation at the beach Daniel
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
No, I don't want to see pictures of your family vacation at the beach Daniel
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This next one is called "Zero Fluffs Given."
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 AM
This next one is called "Zero Fluffs Given."
Psychiatrist appointment this morning
Wam bam thank you ma'am appointment
Wam bam thank you ma'am appointment
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Psychiatrist appointment this morning
Wam bam thank you ma'am appointment
Wam bam thank you ma'am appointment
Ma Chérie come to me
January 5, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Ma Chérie come to me
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orcas vs billionaires: a Nat Geo special
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
orcas vs billionaires: a Nat Geo special
Has there ever been a shitposter-con
January 5, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Has there ever been a shitposter-con
Who am I
This is stupid
This is stupid
January 5, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Who am I
This is stupid
This is stupid
That Mother Fucker
January 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
That Mother Fucker
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I double dog dare the other countries to do it. Do it. Fuck our shit up fam.
i dare any of the other countries to do it & really show the u.s. what for
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I double dog dare the other countries to do it. Do it. Fuck our shit up fam.
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i dare any of the other countries to do it & really show the u.s. what for
January 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
i dare any of the other countries to do it & really show the u.s. what for
when you expose your butthole to the moon somewhere a toilet is unclogged
I'm going to use the super moon to charge my butthole
Who’s going out to look at the supermoon with me and sweetie pie tonight
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
when you expose your butthole to the moon somewhere a toilet is unclogged
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what have you been throwing into the void recently?
peppermint patties
peppermint ice cream
coffee with hot fudge and whipped cream
peppermint patties
peppermint ice cream
coffee with hot fudge and whipped cream
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
what have you been throwing into the void recently?
peppermint patties
peppermint ice cream
coffee with hot fudge and whipped cream
peppermint patties
peppermint ice cream
coffee with hot fudge and whipped cream
look the boys made a fort with their bedsheets
They are “monitoring the situation” just like I was in bed last night
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
look the boys made a fort with their bedsheets
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So it's ok for one country to go into another country and arrest its leader for criminal activity that hurts people.
Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.
Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
So it's ok for one country to go into another country and arrest its leader for criminal activity that hurts people.
Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.
Canada has the chance now to do the funniest thing ever.
I tried to replace a ceiling light fixture
now my neck is all fucked up and there is no working light
the cat is yelling at me to put everything back
now my neck is all fucked up and there is no working light
the cat is yelling at me to put everything back
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I tried to replace a ceiling light fixture
now my neck is all fucked up and there is no working light
the cat is yelling at me to put everything back
now my neck is all fucked up and there is no working light
the cat is yelling at me to put everything back
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okay calm down co-star
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
okay calm down co-star