Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist
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Let's laugh together or cry. Trying to be kind, generous, and compassionate.
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This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
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Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
Holy shit I wrote a comic
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Me: Halloween is over, why are they still showing horror stuff?
Him: That's the news.
Him: That's the news.
a woman in a striped shirt holds her head in her hands
Alt: A woman in a striped shirt holds her head in her hands.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Me: Halloween is over, why are they still showing horror stuff?
Him: That's the news.
Him: That's the news.
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It’s Florida! What could go wrong? floridapolitics.com/archives/764...
Florida’s next frontier: Lawmakers weigh nuclear innovation to power a growing state
Florida House explores advanced nuclear power as solution to growing demand for energy
floridapolitics.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s Florida! What could go wrong? floridapolitics.com/archives/764...
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it's either 'dont be gay' or 'love thy neighbor'. you can't have it both ways
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
it's either 'dont be gay' or 'love thy neighbor'. you can't have it both ways
I didn't know they would clown around
#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_1098@21-03-2019_17-03-17.jpg
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I didn't know they would clown around
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the CDC is recommending that you die. idk why, i didn't ask
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the CDC is recommending that you die. idk why, i didn't ask
It's so jarring to have it suddenly dark at 5pm
My brain is like fuck going out it's too late for that shit we should hide in the basement until the sun decides it's worth living again
My brain is like fuck going out it's too late for that shit we should hide in the basement until the sun decides it's worth living again
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's so jarring to have it suddenly dark at 5pm
My brain is like fuck going out it's too late for that shit we should hide in the basement until the sun decides it's worth living again
My brain is like fuck going out it's too late for that shit we should hide in the basement until the sun decides it's worth living again
The cat just motorboated my partner and fell asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The cat just motorboated my partner and fell asleep
It was close. Sarah McLaughlin was almost to the front door before I had his food served.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It was close. Sarah McLaughlin was almost to the front door before I had his food served.
Is it time yet
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Is it time yet
We are 12 minutes away from the dog's dinner. Let the side eye commence.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We are 12 minutes away from the dog's dinner. Let the side eye commence.
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Hey so Michael Burry (the dude Christian Bale plays in The Big Short) just took out a billion dollar short bet against a few HUGE Ai companies…………
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey so Michael Burry (the dude Christian Bale plays in The Big Short) just took out a billion dollar short bet against a few HUGE Ai companies…………
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
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![This could be a photo from anywhere, but deep down, we all know it's florida
[pic of naked guy fighting stance and a cop walking up to him]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreidda7ihi74qclhttiujrmepkk6xj6lrhk3kvgb52wfbvp5erxu2ea@jpeg)
I feel like I'm dying of thousands of little cuts to my heart
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I feel like I'm dying of thousands of little cuts to my heart
13y: please don't say goodbye to me or acknowledge me
13y: why don't you pay attention to me you don't love me
13y: why don't you pay attention to me you don't love me
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
13y: please don't say goodbye to me or acknowledge me
13y: why don't you pay attention to me you don't love me
13y: why don't you pay attention to me you don't love me
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if the worm you paid for falls off the hook do you get a rebait
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
if the worm you paid for falls off the hook do you get a rebait
Everyone: he's being weird again
*me if I were an otter
*me if I were an otter
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Everyone: he's being weird again
*me if I were an otter
*me if I were an otter
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PSA: if you like a skeet, repost it
The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right
The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
PSA: if you like a skeet, repost it
The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right
The chances of it getting seen becomes astronomical. Do your mutuals, randos, whoever...right
Skircle Sunday friends 🧡
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Skircle Sunday friends 🧡
even my dog knows I'm forgetful
he will wait at the top of the stairs before following me because of how often I need to go right back to get something I forgot
he will wait at the top of the stairs before following me because of how often I need to go right back to get something I forgot
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
even my dog knows I'm forgetful
he will wait at the top of the stairs before following me because of how often I need to go right back to get something I forgot
he will wait at the top of the stairs before following me because of how often I need to go right back to get something I forgot
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You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"