Kristen Wixx
@kristenwixx.bsky.social
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
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My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
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We offer all new employees a chance to wrestle the moat monster for health care on day one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We offer all new employees a chance to wrestle the moat monster for health care on day one.
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Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.
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Parenthesis is the Greek God of Digression (not to be confused with his rival, Ellipsis, who just can't finish a sentence to save his life)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Parenthesis is the Greek God of Digression (not to be confused with his rival, Ellipsis, who just can't finish a sentence to save his life)
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Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
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me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing
me in my 30's:
me in my 30's:
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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I think that song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is about a rather intense jigsaw puzzle derby.
I think that song, “Everlong” is about that one dick pic I received
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I think that song "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" is about a rather intense jigsaw puzzle derby.
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Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
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The guy who invented predictive text passed away yesterday. His funeral will be held next Monday.
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The guy who invented predictive text passed away yesterday. His funeral will be held next Monday.
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Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
We rock 🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘🏽🤘🏾🤘🏿 together.
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
We rock 🤘🏻🤘🏼🤘🏽🤘🏾🤘🏿 together.
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The amount of iced coffee it takes for me to get through every day of 2025...
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The amount of iced coffee it takes for me to get through every day of 2025...
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Turns out all those beer pong tournaments were just early leadership training.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Turns out all those beer pong tournaments were just early leadership training.
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Me as a suicide hotline counselor: omg same
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Me as a suicide hotline counselor: omg same
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“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
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corn dog shiv working well at the office
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
corn dog shiv working well at the office
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People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
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![This could be a photo from anywhere, but deep down, we all know it's florida
[pic of naked guy fighting stance and a cop walking up to him]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreidda7ihi74qclhttiujrmepkk6xj6lrhk3kvgb52wfbvp5erxu2ea@jpeg)
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New research confirms that overexposure to political skeets gives you the heebie-jeebies.
The antidote is shitposting.
The antidote is shitposting.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
New research confirms that overexposure to political skeets gives you the heebie-jeebies.
The antidote is shitposting.
The antidote is shitposting.