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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. Our planet is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
Joke’s on everyone who said liberal arts degrees don’t prepare you for the real world - my studies in rise of the Third Reich now doubles as a survival guide.
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Joke’s on everyone who said liberal arts degrees don’t prepare you for the real world - my studies in rise of the Third Reich now doubles as a survival guide.
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Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
Librarian: "Can I help you?"
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Librarian: "Can I help you?"
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
Me: "Yes, I'm looking for a book about...“
Librarian: "Clairvoyance?"
Me: "No..."
Librarian: "That'll work one day."
I was just about to block someone who had "libertarian" in their bio until I reread it and saw they're a librarian.
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was just about to block someone who had "libertarian" in their bio until I reread it and saw they're a librarian.
Trump toured the memory care wing at the White House and asked an old man, “Do you know who I am?” The man smiled politely and said, “No, but if you but if you go to the front desk, they’ll tell you.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump toured the memory care wing at the White House and asked an old man, “Do you know who I am?” The man smiled politely and said, “No, but if you but if you go to the front desk, they’ll tell you.”
Now kids can experience the thrill of tripping over a 12-foot cord and yelling, I’M ON THE PHONE whenever someone uses the microwave.
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Now kids can experience the thrill of tripping over a 12-foot cord and yelling, I’M ON THE PHONE whenever someone uses the microwave.
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I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
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Donate to Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home, organized by Patricia Winter
Betty is an 86-year-old widow who has always been proud of her independence. A… Patricia Winter needs your support for Support Betty's Fight to Keep Her Home
gofund.me
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’ve only posted one GFM, and it’s my intention never to post another. But this one is close to my heart. I know the family personally and have visited with them countless times. If you can help out, it would be great. If not, I completely understand - but a retweet is free.
gofund.me/e44538b52
gofund.me/e44538b52
Reading about Kid Rock makes me doubt I'll ever be horny again.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Reading about Kid Rock makes me doubt I'll ever be horny again.
Dreaming of a world where consequences don’t exist.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Dreaming of a world where consequences don’t exist.
Turns out all those beer pong tournaments were just early leadership training.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Turns out all those beer pong tournaments were just early leadership training.
Schumer doesnt want to set a dangerous precedent.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Schumer doesnt want to set a dangerous precedent.
Donald living the gangsta life.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Donald living the gangsta life.
Sprained my ankle at the gym today, which confirms my long-held belief that exercise is dangerous and naps are safe.
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sprained my ankle at the gym today, which confirms my long-held belief that exercise is dangerous and naps are safe.
On an unrelated topic, if going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then my last boyfriend was a gynecologist.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
On an unrelated topic, if going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then my last boyfriend was a gynecologist.
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
It’s good to see the GOP finally embracing quantum mechanics, where both outcomes can exist until facts are observed.
📌In case you are wondering what state-run media is feeding their viewers in the wake of Republicans’ drubbing at the polls Tuesday.
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s good to see the GOP finally embracing quantum mechanics, where both outcomes can exist until facts are observed.
"When you're going through Hell, keep going."
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"When you're going through Hell, keep going."
Remember: it's not the Democrat's fault Republicans are evil.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Remember: it's not the Democrat's fault Republicans are evil.
The only thing trickling down here is the tahini dressing.
“Grilled Skirt Steak Salad”— Food served aboard Air Force One as Trump demands states cut back on November SNAP food assistance
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The only thing trickling down here is the tahini dressing.
States most seriously affected if the ACA subsidies aren’t extended and who they voted for in 2024:
🔴Texas
🔴Florida
🔴Georgia
🔴South Carolina
🔴Mississippi
🔴Tennessee
🔴Alabama
🔴Louisiana
🔴North Carolina
🥶California
🔴Texas
🔴Florida
🔴Georgia
🔴South Carolina
🔴Mississippi
🔴Tennessee
🔴Alabama
🔴Louisiana
🔴North Carolina
🥶California
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
States most seriously affected if the ACA subsidies aren’t extended and who they voted for in 2024:
🔴Texas
🔴Florida
🔴Georgia
🔴South Carolina
🔴Mississippi
🔴Tennessee
🔴Alabama
🔴Louisiana
🔴North Carolina
🥶California
🔴Texas
🔴Florida
🔴Georgia
🔴South Carolina
🔴Mississippi
🔴Tennessee
🔴Alabama
🔴Louisiana
🔴North Carolina
🥶California
A "vote on healthcare later" is D.C. slang for "never, but thanks for playing."
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A "vote on healthcare later" is D.C. slang for "never, but thanks for playing."
I'm normally pretty open-minded about sex, but I draw the line at anything even remotely involving a Republican.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm normally pretty open-minded about sex, but I draw the line at anything even remotely involving a Republican.
Adam Schiff explaining to America why we keep dating the wrong guys.
Schiff: "Ultimately, what's gonna protect the American people is what we saw on Tuesday -- the voters coming out and rejecting Republicans, rejecting increased healthcare costs, rejecting a president who is more focused on his personal enrichment than he is on trying to help people who are hungry."
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Adam Schiff explaining to America why we keep dating the wrong guys.