Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Pinned
*presses intercom button*
"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
*presses intercom button*
"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
"Primary them. Primary every single one of them."
*swivels chair to stare out window*
*steeples fingers*
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Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world
Dems trusting Republicans like
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dems trusting Republicans like
Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Chuck Schumer accomplished so little in such a long period of time, you have to admire it.
If you're unfamiliar with @riotgrlerin.bsky.social's game, welcome
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you're unfamiliar with @riotgrlerin.bsky.social's game, welcome
"Winning By Surrendering: A Guide To Dem Political Strategy"
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"Winning By Surrendering: A Guide To Dem Political Strategy"
They're up in Canada. You wouldn't know them.
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They're up in Canada. You wouldn't know them.
The only thing I feel bad about is that I, personally, have not been able to scam the Dem leadership. Like sell them magic beans or a fake treasure map.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The only thing I feel bad about is that I, personally, have not been able to scam the Dem leadership. Like sell them magic beans or a fake treasure map.
Tim Kaine was apparently not satisfied with helping to lose a presidential election.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tim Kaine was apparently not satisfied with helping to lose a presidential election.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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repost with an iconic fictional band
August 1, 2023 at 1:25 AM
repost with an iconic fictional band
HER: ... shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello...
ME: Actually, when I came in, I said, "Yo, what's shakin' bacon?"
HER: Oh.
ME: Yeah.
HER: So...
ME: I'm just gonna go now.
HER: That would probably be best.
ME: Actually, when I came in, I said, "Yo, what's shakin' bacon?"
HER: Oh.
ME: Yeah.
HER: So...
ME: I'm just gonna go now.
HER: That would probably be best.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
HER: ... shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello...
ME: Actually, when I came in, I said, "Yo, what's shakin' bacon?"
HER: Oh.
ME: Yeah.
HER: So...
ME: I'm just gonna go now.
HER: That would probably be best.
ME: Actually, when I came in, I said, "Yo, what's shakin' bacon?"
HER: Oh.
ME: Yeah.
HER: So...
ME: I'm just gonna go now.
HER: That would probably be best.
Dem voters did amazing things.
Dem party leadership pissed it away within a week.
Dem party leadership pissed it away within a week.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dem voters did amazing things.
Dem party leadership pissed it away within a week.
Dem party leadership pissed it away within a week.
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how much coffee lethal for human
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
how much coffee lethal for human
"Murder, She Carved Into The Lid Of Her Sarcophagus"
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Murder, She Carved Into The Lid Of Her Sarcophagus"
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
There is nothing like taking an overwhelming advantage and quickly turning it into a complete and utter failure.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There is nothing like taking an overwhelming advantage and quickly turning it into a complete and utter failure.
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the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
At least we don't have to worry about building on momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
At least we don't have to worry about building on momentum.
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The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
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Mamdani is going to impose Mariah law, where we all have to add 30 syllables to every line of our songs
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Mariah law, where we all have to add 30 syllables to every line of our songs
"Winning" nothing more than a promise to later vote against the thing you want is pathetic.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Winning" nothing more than a promise to later vote against the thing you want is pathetic.
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Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
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Mamdani is going to impose Shania law where you go to jail if you don’t feel like a woman.
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Shania law where you go to jail if you don’t feel like a woman.