Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Just my stuff:
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When I say "Happy New Year to you and yours," I just assume the "yours" are a bunch of cats.
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When I say "Happy New Year to you and yours," I just assume the "yours" are a bunch of cats.
Conflicted:
I hate New Year's Eve, but I love counting backwards from 10.
I hate New Year's Eve, but I love counting backwards from 10.
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Conflicted:
I hate New Year's Eve, but I love counting backwards from 10.
I hate New Year's Eve, but I love counting backwards from 10.
No changes this year
working on my New Year's Resolutions, have the following so far:
- eat more microplastics
- start "War On New Year's"
- have a crazy idea that just might work
- eat more microplastics
- start "War On New Year's"
- have a crazy idea that just might work
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
No changes this year
I need to stop fomenting things
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I need to stop fomenting things
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Salt-N-Pepa called.
They suggested that you push it real good.
They suggested that you push it real good.
Iron Maiden called.
They suggested that you run to the hills.
They suggested that you run to the hills.
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Salt-N-Pepa called.
They suggested that you push it real good.
They suggested that you push it real good.
RIGHT WING CANDIDATE: Violence is the only answer to stop the cabal of globalist Jews and foreigners.
DEM CANDIDATE: We must fight for democracy
THE MEDIA: Why are liberals calling for violence?
DEM CANDIDATE: We must fight for democracy
THE MEDIA: Why are liberals calling for violence?
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
RIGHT WING CANDIDATE: Violence is the only answer to stop the cabal of globalist Jews and foreigners.
DEM CANDIDATE: We must fight for democracy
THE MEDIA: Why are liberals calling for violence?
DEM CANDIDATE: We must fight for democracy
THE MEDIA: Why are liberals calling for violence?
The coming end of "Stranger Things" means one special thing for me:
Never having to hear that awful song again
Never having to hear that awful song again
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The coming end of "Stranger Things" means one special thing for me:
Never having to hear that awful song again
Never having to hear that awful song again
If I ever meet the people who are in charge of the purple clues in the game Connections, we're fighting.
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If I ever meet the people who are in charge of the purple clues in the game Connections, we're fighting.
Looking forward to learning less about people.
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Looking forward to learning less about people.
Iron Maiden called.
They suggested that you run to the hills.
They suggested that you run to the hills.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Iron Maiden called.
They suggested that you run to the hills.
They suggested that you run to the hills.
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Toast is a vehicle for other foods. I will not be taking questions at this time.
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Toast is a vehicle for other foods. I will not be taking questions at this time.
"(From alley) Pssst.... hey buddy, you interested?..."
[Opens trenchcoat flap to reveal $400,000 worth of lobsters]
[Opens trenchcoat flap to reveal $400,000 worth of lobsters]
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"(From alley) Pssst.... hey buddy, you interested?..."
[Opens trenchcoat flap to reveal $400,000 worth of lobsters]
[Opens trenchcoat flap to reveal $400,000 worth of lobsters]
It's crazy that the next world war is going to be the United States and Russia versus Europe.
December 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It's crazy that the next world war is going to be the United States and Russia versus Europe.
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Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.
You can either spend time, money, and energy trying to win over and compromise with people who despise you and are utterly immovable in their beliefs, or you can shore up your base and generate excitement by giving them what they so desperately want and need.
Let's see what the Dems do.
Let's see what the Dems do.
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You can either spend time, money, and energy trying to win over and compromise with people who despise you and are utterly immovable in their beliefs, or you can shore up your base and generate excitement by giving them what they so desperately want and need.
Let's see what the Dems do.
Let's see what the Dems do.
This is my reaction every time I see someone late to the game finally recognizing that Jon Stewart is no help whatsoever
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is my reaction every time I see someone late to the game finally recognizing that Jon Stewart is no help whatsoever
ruin two bands by combining them:
AC/Deee-Lite
AC/Deee-Lite
ruin two bands by combining them:
led zeppelinxs
led zeppelinxs
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
December 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
AC/Deee-Lite
AC/Deee-Lite
I wish I loved anything as much as the media loves forgiving and relentlessly platforming batshit crazy right-wing nutjobs who did immeasurable and unfixable damage.
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as the media loves forgiving and relentlessly platforming batshit crazy right-wing nutjobs who did immeasurable and unfixable damage.
Proud and humbled to have so many of my posts selected for the Criterion Collection.
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Proud and humbled to have so many of my posts selected for the Criterion Collection.
The J6 bombing suspect had mental health issues brought on by constant right wing reporting that the election was stolen and that votes didn't count. Same as others who participated in the January 6th insurrection.
All natural consequences of relentless lies.
All natural consequences of relentless lies.
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The J6 bombing suspect had mental health issues brought on by constant right wing reporting that the election was stolen and that votes didn't count. Same as others who participated in the January 6th insurrection.
All natural consequences of relentless lies.
All natural consequences of relentless lies.
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Jake Paul has really found a niche in making a lot of money by getting punched in the face really, really hard.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Jake Paul has really found a niche in making a lot of money by getting punched in the face really, really hard.
The proper owners will try to claw these back.
December 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The proper owners will try to claw these back.