Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
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Be careful what you wish for, unless you're wishing for something bad to happen.
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Be careful what you wish for, unless you're wishing for something bad to happen.
The worst thing about a zombie apocalypse would be their "tastes like chicken" jokes.
February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The worst thing about a zombie apocalypse would be their "tastes like chicken" jokes.
Just say a "happy president's day" post with photos of Clinton, Obama, Biden...
and George W. Bush. Yes, war criminal Bush. He gets the props now.
Da fuq is wrong with some of you?
and George W. Bush. Yes, war criminal Bush. He gets the props now.
Da fuq is wrong with some of you?
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Just say a "happy president's day" post with photos of Clinton, Obama, Biden...
and George W. Bush. Yes, war criminal Bush. He gets the props now.
Da fuq is wrong with some of you?
and George W. Bush. Yes, war criminal Bush. He gets the props now.
Da fuq is wrong with some of you?
Please stop posting Twitter screenshots from large individual accounts still on Twitter. No more excuses for being on that platform. Clout-chasing or being too lazy to rebuild a following are poor excuses.
February 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Please stop posting Twitter screenshots from large individual accounts still on Twitter. No more excuses for being on that platform. Clout-chasing or being too lazy to rebuild a following are poor excuses.
Please do not leave me alone with your unlocked computer, I will Google "how to commit perfect murder no evidence" as many times as I can before you return.
February 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Please do not leave me alone with your unlocked computer, I will Google "how to commit perfect murder no evidence" as many times as I can before you return.
More books for me?
Why are you dating someone that can’t read?
February 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
More books for me?
The reciprocal is "wifey"
If you call your husband "hubs" they are probably going to leave at some point.
February 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The reciprocal is "wifey"
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✍🏼 how ✍🏼 to ✍🏼 make ✍🏼 husband ✍🏼 leave
✍🏼 (probably)
✍🏼 (probably)
If you call your husband "hubs" they are probably going to leave at some point.
February 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
✍🏼 how ✍🏼 to ✍🏼 make ✍🏼 husband ✍🏼 leave
✍🏼 (probably)
✍🏼 (probably)
If you call your husband "hubs" they are probably going to leave at some point.
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If you call your husband "hubs" they are probably going to leave at some point.
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My wife and I celebrated Valentine’s Day morning with our traditional firm handshake and sincere good wishes for a happy and productive day. 💕
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
My wife and I celebrated Valentine’s Day morning with our traditional firm handshake and sincere good wishes for a happy and productive day. 💕
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
The Epstein victims were probably not presented with the men's ID first.
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The Epstein victims were probably not presented with the men's ID first.
I think it's really nice that the smoking hot Olympians take time out of having sex to compete in some of the events.
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I think it's really nice that the smoking hot Olympians take time out of having sex to compete in some of the events.
Wait a second, her name is Rio AND you're telling me that she dances on the sand?
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Wait a second, her name is Rio AND you're telling me that she dances on the sand?
Republicans who want consequences for people involved with Epstein are posting messages like "By the way, I would never leap out of a high window."
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Republicans who want consequences for people involved with Epstein are posting messages like "By the way, I would never leap out of a high window."
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God sees them drafts too
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
God sees them drafts too
It's harder every day not to punch MAGA cultists. It's no longer just about cutting them off.
February 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It's harder every day not to punch MAGA cultists. It's no longer just about cutting them off.
We were a proper country once…
Popsicle Starships (1998-2000): Frozen treats shaped like rocketships that came in two varieties-- Strawberry & Lemon and Strawberry & Orange
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
We were a proper country once…
"I'm sure this is a great decision and there will be no negative impact."
- former vice president of Ring dot com before approving the Super Bowl ad which showed that they have built a nationwide surveillance network
- former vice president of Ring dot com before approving the Super Bowl ad which showed that they have built a nationwide surveillance network
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
"I'm sure this is a great decision and there will be no negative impact."
- former vice president of Ring dot com before approving the Super Bowl ad which showed that they have built a nationwide surveillance network
- former vice president of Ring dot com before approving the Super Bowl ad which showed that they have built a nationwide surveillance network
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PEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
PLIÉ BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
PEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!
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SASHAY BEFORE ZOD!!!
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
PLIÉ BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
SASHAY BEFORE ZOD!!!
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DO THE HUSTLE BEFORE ZOD
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
PLIÉ BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
DO THE HUSTLE BEFORE ZOD
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SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO BEFORE ZOD
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
PLIÉ BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO BEFORE ZOD
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ZUMBA BEFORE ZOD!!!
BREAKDANCE BEFORE ZOD!!!
BULGARIAN SPLIT SQUAT BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
ZUMBA BEFORE ZOD!!!