Kimber Johnson
@kimberjohnson.bsky.social
Wandering pages, trails & tunes. Check out my Top 100+ Classic Rock albums: #100EpicRockAlbums
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaawlolfmujc
My short stories: https://medium.com/@kimberjohnson_86615
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaawlolfmujc
My short stories: https://medium.com/@kimberjohnson_86615
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The Great Divine Interpretive Dance-Off of All Realms (A Short Story)
A cosmic mistake. A divine dance floor. A universe on the brink.
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No one has ever accused me of being funny. Despite that, I have charged ahead writing a humor story (at least I hope you'll find it humorous). This one is VERY different from my other stories. Hope you enjoy it! 😁
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February 15, 2026 at 9:55 AM
ABORTED - ManiaCult (VISUALIZER VIDEO)
YouTube video by Century Media Records
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February 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Roses are red,
Riffs melt your face,
Daisy says “Happy Valentine’s..
Now crank it up & embrace the bass"
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Riffs melt your face,
Daisy says “Happy Valentine’s..
Now crank it up & embrace the bass"
youtu.be/xKCg-hY3Zdo?...
Heartwork
YouTube video by Carcass - Topic
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February 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Roses are red,
Riffs melt your face,
Daisy says “Happy Valentine’s..
Now crank it up & embrace the bass"
youtu.be/xKCg-hY3Zdo?...
Riffs melt your face,
Daisy says “Happy Valentine’s..
Now crank it up & embrace the bass"
youtu.be/xKCg-hY3Zdo?...
Slayer - Black Magic (OFFICIAL)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
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February 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
❌ happy valentine's day, bluesky
✅ did you get more than twelve likes because you should be on what's hot (classic)
✅ did you get more than twelve likes because you should be on what's hot (classic)
February 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
❌ happy valentine's day, bluesky
✅ did you get more than twelve likes because you should be on what's hot (classic)
✅ did you get more than twelve likes because you should be on what's hot (classic)
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
🖤🖤 Celebrating love today! 🖤🖤
Atomic Romance
YouTube video by Lesbian Bed Death - Topic
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February 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
🖤🖤 Celebrating love today! 🖤🖤
Daisy picked out Hunt for the Wilderpeople for us to watch while we're waiting for hockey to start. Good dog!
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Daisy picked out Hunt for the Wilderpeople for us to watch while we're waiting for hockey to start. Good dog!
What’s a trend you pretend to hate but secretly love?
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What’s a trend you pretend to hate but secretly love?
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.
ME: what are we doing today for Valentine's Day?
DAISY: watching hockey.. obviously
ME: good dog!
DAISY: watching hockey.. obviously
ME: good dog!
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
ME: what are we doing today for Valentine's Day?
DAISY: watching hockey.. obviously
ME: good dog!
DAISY: watching hockey.. obviously
ME: good dog!
Daisy's song recommendation for the day: Phrenelith's Channeling a Seismic Eruption
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Channeling a Seismic Eruption
YouTube video by Phrenelith - Topic
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February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Daisy's song recommendation for the day: Phrenelith's Channeling a Seismic Eruption
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Listening to The Who this morning while Daisy and I catch up on DVRed basketball..
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Go To The Mirror!
YouTube video by The Who - Topic
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February 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Listening to The Who this morning while Daisy and I catch up on DVRed basketball..
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Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
Slayer - Reign in Blood
Slayer - Reign in Blood
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen
Slayer - Reign in Blood
Slayer - Reign in Blood
Feast of the Deceased
YouTube video by Ripped to Shreds - Topic
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February 14, 2026 at 9:32 AM
They're still playing classic rock as of today. Definitely a plus that they play good tunes. 😀
The sandwich shop I regularly go to always plays classic rock, which I appreciate. Real classic rock too, not Green Day and stuff like that. Definitely a plus as far as I'm concerned. 🙂
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
They're still playing classic rock as of today. Definitely a plus that they play good tunes. 😀
Seek & Destroy (Remastered)
YouTube video by Metallica - Topic
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February 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
Which fictional character is clearly the villain even though the story insists they’re the hero?
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Which fictional character is clearly the villain even though the story insists they’re the hero?
Daisy picked out Oldboy to watch this afternoon cause she's a good dog.
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Daisy picked out Oldboy to watch this afternoon cause she's a good dog.
SASHAY BEFORE ZOD!!!
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
PLIÉ BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
SASHAY BEFORE ZOD!!!
Add a word, ruin a movie
There Will Be Blood Oranges
There Will Be Blood Oranges
Add a word, ruin a movie
Batman Begins Pilates
Batman Begins Pilates
Add a word, ruin a movie
Chariots of Fire Ants
Chariots of Fire Ants
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Add a word, ruin a movie
There Will Be Blood Oranges
There Will Be Blood Oranges
Reposted by Kimber Johnson
It takes a special kind of person to list their Emergency Contact phone number as 911.
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
It takes a special kind of person to list their Emergency Contact phone number as 911.
#MusicChallenge
#BestSongHeardToday
Day 13 -
Cattle Decapitation - Bring Back The Plague
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#BestSongHeardToday
Day 13 -
Cattle Decapitation - Bring Back The Plague
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Cattle Decapitation - Bring Back the Plague (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
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February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
#MusicChallenge
#BestSongHeardToday
Day 13 -
Cattle Decapitation - Bring Back The Plague
youtu.be/lXGSLKWeVwE?...
#BestSongHeardToday
Day 13 -
Cattle Decapitation - Bring Back The Plague
youtu.be/lXGSLKWeVwE?...
Which fictional character is clearly the villain even though the story insists they’re the hero?
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Which fictional character is clearly the villain even though the story insists they’re the hero?