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"Winter is the violent howl of the wind, and the gentle susurrations of snow falling, seductive and soothing, urging you out into the white void. A scream and a whisper, and the continual drip, drip dripping of the faucets, left on so the pipes don’t freeze.....
Blood on Snow
Winter Horror and 'Misery'
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Wow the block button must be smoking a cigarette by now bc I've been banging it all day
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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"I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says.

"Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer.
August 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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A new year could mean a new you.
A you with new antlers, moss, tentacles, thorns, fangs, and a darker determination to change the world around you.
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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*dabbing cinnamon roll goo on my pulse points*

wanna box, bb?
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hey you can't talk to me, my family, my ancestors, my dog, the ghosts in my vagina, the microorganisms in my gut and the old gods in my ribcage that way...
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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I’m actually socially liberal and fiscally chaotic neutral
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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"Girl dinner!!!" We shriek, raising our wine glasses, then feasting on the organs of a dozen unworthy men with our bare hands
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I am in no state to resolve anything. Someone should be resolving me.
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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HAPPY GOO YEAR, FOR THIS WILL BE THE YEAR OF GOO.
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
"Winter is the violent howl of the wind, and the gentle susurrations of snow falling, seductive and soothing, urging you out into the white void. A scream and a whisper, and the continual drip, drip dripping of the faucets, left on so the pipes don’t freeze.....
Blood on Snow
Winter Horror and 'Misery'
open.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
New year, new me.....( look out the robot horse I have downloaded my consciousness into is on the rampage again)
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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America is in the mid-summer of its discontent. Smack dab in the middle of it. Plenty of discontent to go before it’s even jacket season, to be honest.
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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You look like eerie, jaunty piano music plays every time you enter a room.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Sometimes I think I may still be stuck in that waffle house bathroom and I've hallucinated the past decade
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Best wishes for the new year guys and ghouls! I've managed to dredge up a bit of hope from the murky depths of my black and frozen soul so here's hoping I can keep it for a bit ….
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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New year, new me (reclining nude I sculpted out of mashed potatoes)
January 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He told me he used to chase tornadoes, and suddenly I understood his taste in women
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Can't, warming my feet by watching the television fireplace channel.
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Krampus, take the wheel 🎄
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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adding “excels at sobbing while consuming holiday pastries” to my resume
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tbh demonic possession really relaxes me, its nice just to have someone else be in charge for a change
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Help I mixed up grandmother's cookie recipe and the blood ritual instructions and now my Christmas cookies are enacting bloody vengeance upon the townspeople
December 9, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Happy holidaze guys and ghouls 👻
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM