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Flash Fiction # 3
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVE! I wrote yall a special horror romantasy flash just for the occasion 👻👻👻
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You look like eerie, jaunty piano music plays every time you enter a room.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
You look like eerie, jaunty piano music plays every time you enter a room.
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Sometimes I think I may still be stuck in that waffle house bathroom and I've hallucinated the past decade
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sometimes I think I may still be stuck in that waffle house bathroom and I've hallucinated the past decade
Best wishes for the new year guys and ghouls! I've managed to dredge up a bit of hope from the murky depths of my black and frozen soul so here's hoping I can keep it for a bit ….
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Best wishes for the new year guys and ghouls! I've managed to dredge up a bit of hope from the murky depths of my black and frozen soul so here's hoping I can keep it for a bit ….
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*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
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New year, new me (reclining nude I sculpted out of mashed potatoes)
January 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
New year, new me (reclining nude I sculpted out of mashed potatoes)
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"Girl dinner!!!" We shriek, raising our wine glasses, then feasting on the organs of a dozen unworthy men with our bare hands
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"Girl dinner!!!" We shriek, raising our wine glasses, then feasting on the organs of a dozen unworthy men with our bare hands
He told me he used to chase tornadoes, and suddenly I understood his taste in women
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
He told me he used to chase tornadoes, and suddenly I understood his taste in women
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Can't, warming my feet by watching the television fireplace channel.
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Can't, warming my feet by watching the television fireplace channel.
Krampus, take the wheel 🎄
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Krampus, take the wheel 🎄
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adding “excels at sobbing while consuming holiday pastries” to my resume
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
adding “excels at sobbing while consuming holiday pastries” to my resume
Tbh demonic possession really relaxes me, its nice just to have someone else be in charge for a change
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Tbh demonic possession really relaxes me, its nice just to have someone else be in charge for a change
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Help I mixed up grandmother's cookie recipe and the blood ritual instructions and now my Christmas cookies are enacting bloody vengeance upon the townspeople
December 9, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Help I mixed up grandmother's cookie recipe and the blood ritual instructions and now my Christmas cookies are enacting bloody vengeance upon the townspeople
Happy holidaze guys and ghouls 👻
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Happy holidaze guys and ghouls 👻
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no one likes cold weather, but it is your best chance to see a field of horses wearing jackets
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
no one likes cold weather, but it is your best chance to see a field of horses wearing jackets
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The mall Santa reached into his pocket and caressed the knife, chewing thoughtfully on his Auntie Ann's Jingleberry Pancake Bites. The day of reckoning was nearly at hand.
December 10, 2024 at 2:28 AM
The mall Santa reached into his pocket and caressed the knife, chewing thoughtfully on his Auntie Ann's Jingleberry Pancake Bites. The day of reckoning was nearly at hand.
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whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
HOLIDAY BEAUTY TIP: drape yourself in tinsel and blinking lights to distract from your glaring personal flaws. Place a neon angel atop your head. As a Christmas tree, you will be worshiped in December but thrown out with the garbage in January. Embrace your moment of glory.
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
HOLIDAY BEAUTY TIP: drape yourself in tinsel and blinking lights to distract from your glaring personal flaws. Place a neon angel atop your head. As a Christmas tree, you will be worshiped in December but thrown out with the garbage in January. Embrace your moment of glory.
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getting fired as a superhero because my kryptonite is too easy to activate (explaining the rules of a board game to me)
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
getting fired as a superhero because my kryptonite is too easy to activate (explaining the rules of a board game to me)
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I still believe in fairytales – especially that one about cannibalism
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I still believe in fairytales – especially that one about cannibalism
Last Christmas I gave you my heart/the very next day... it crumbled to dust and the demon who had been trapped inside ripped you to pieces and well, that was unfortunate 🎄
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart/the very next day... it crumbled to dust and the demon who had been trapped inside ripped you to pieces and well, that was unfortunate 🎄
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I don’t think you appreciate how much effort it takes to look this disheveled
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don’t think you appreciate how much effort it takes to look this disheveled
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pardon me while I get in the holiday spirit (dissociate under the mistletoe)
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
pardon me while I get in the holiday spirit (dissociate under the mistletoe)
I find Christmas movies where some beautiful, successful woman finds true happiness giving up her career to marry a mediocre baker in small town nowhere and we're supposed to celebrate it as a happy ending much more disturbing than any horror movie
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I find Christmas movies where some beautiful, successful woman finds true happiness giving up her career to marry a mediocre baker in small town nowhere and we're supposed to celebrate it as a happy ending much more disturbing than any horror movie
OMG YALL all the things I've been putting off bc "it's not happening until December" are happening now IT'S DECEMBER. FYI.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
OMG YALL all the things I've been putting off bc "it's not happening until December" are happening now IT'S DECEMBER. FYI.