ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz.
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Aug 8
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
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oop! something just went extinct
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
oop! something just went extinct
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More chance of me being a foot model than a role model.
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
More chance of me being a foot model than a role model.
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A hot fudge Monday (Mondae?). But too long in the microwave and now Gary was trapped in the kitchen like a mammoth in a tar pit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A hot fudge Monday (Mondae?). But too long in the microwave and now Gary was trapped in the kitchen like a mammoth in a tar pit.
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Oh buffering oh buffering why must you do your buffering
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh buffering oh buffering why must you do your buffering
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what if we made out like bandits
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I was told I'm a good hugger tonight. And she was right.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I was told I'm a good hugger tonight. And she was right.
Like a gargoyle trapped within a white picket fence.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Like a gargoyle trapped within a white picket fence.
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yeah you know what fuckin season it is
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
yeah you know what fuckin season it is
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I’m trying to get really good at yelling “HELL YEAH” when I sneeze.
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m trying to get really good at yelling “HELL YEAH” when I sneeze.
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
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Failed Icebreaker: Ok, let's split into two teams, outie belly buttons on the left, innies on the right
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Failed Icebreaker: Ok, let's split into two teams, outie belly buttons on the left, innies on the right
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Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Applying for my dream job in a sleep clinic.
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If you enjoy my humor, I urge you to please seek help. Although incurable, deranged stupidity can be treated if caught early.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you enjoy my humor, I urge you to please seek help. Although incurable, deranged stupidity can be treated if caught early.
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Me: *is sentimental for 5 minutes*
Also me: alright, back to our regularly scheduled program
Also me: alright, back to our regularly scheduled program
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me: *is sentimental for 5 minutes*
Also me: alright, back to our regularly scheduled program
Also me: alright, back to our regularly scheduled program
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Don't listen to the girls with the weird eyebrows.
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Don't listen to the girls with the weird eyebrows.
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I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
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if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if you’re gonna drive me crazy we might as well take the scenic route
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how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
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practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
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Any sauce can be yum-yum sauce unless you think it tastes yuck-yuck
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Any sauce can be yum-yum sauce unless you think it tastes yuck-yuck
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
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Training Siri to stream porn when you say "roll that beautiful bean footage"
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Training Siri to stream porn when you say "roll that beautiful bean footage"
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Doves are just classy pigeons
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Doves are just classy pigeons
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Oh crap this whole time I thought when I hit that square-ish icon it said “Report” now I’m going to have to go back and redo everything.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh crap this whole time I thought when I hit that square-ish icon it said “Report” now I’m going to have to go back and redo everything.
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I’ve had my underwear on backwards all day in case you were wondering how my day was.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’ve had my underwear on backwards all day in case you were wondering how my day was.