ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
· Feb 15
I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
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Jan 3rd was the 30th month of the year already
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Jan 3rd was the 30th month of the year already
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not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
not to brag but just stood up and didn’t hear a knee pop
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There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
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Sorry I didn’t like your skeet. It’s nothing personal, it was just really bad.
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Sorry I didn’t like your skeet. It’s nothing personal, it was just really bad.
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The gap in my resume is when I had to carry your sorry ass
The gap in my resume is sealed by the courts.
The gap in my resume got tre-flipped by Daewon Song
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The gap in my resume is when I had to carry your sorry ass
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Funny how the memories that fade never seem to be the ones we wish would go...
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Funny how the memories that fade never seem to be the ones we wish would go...
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but “having needs” is not the same as “being needy”.
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but “having needs” is not the same as “being needy”.
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The end is near would actually be a selling point if you could prove it.
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 AM
The end is near would actually be a selling point if you could prove it.
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Expired coupon? That sounds like a likely story.
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Expired coupon? That sounds like a likely story.
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might start saying everything in auto-tune
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 AM
might start saying everything in auto-tune
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*sends filthiest raunchiest most perverse sext ever*
*continues building Lego fort with kid*
*continues building Lego fort with kid*
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
*sends filthiest raunchiest most perverse sext ever*
*continues building Lego fort with kid*
*continues building Lego fort with kid*
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It's a lot easier for people to mind their own business when you don't air all of your business on the internet.
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
It's a lot easier for people to mind their own business when you don't air all of your business on the internet.
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That's enough 2026 thanks
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
That's enough 2026 thanks
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I’m living thee dream, I say through gritted teeth.
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I’m living thee dream, I say through gritted teeth.
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Down to my last two days of my two-week holiday vacation.
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic.
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic.
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Down to my last two days of my two-week holiday vacation.
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic.
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic.
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in addition to giving him big muscles, spinach gave Popeye a ten hour boner
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
in addition to giving him big muscles, spinach gave Popeye a ten hour boner
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adults should be allowed to use sippy cups
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
adults should be allowed to use sippy cups
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
Me: (absolutely slathered head to toe in peanut butter and birdseed) I think that's obvious by now.
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breadstick me papi
(me at olive garden)
(me at olive garden)
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
breadstick me papi
(me at olive garden)
(me at olive garden)
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The wolf moon says "Hey, what's up girl? Ever been with a super moon before?"
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The wolf moon says "Hey, what's up girl? Ever been with a super moon before?"
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New year new me, so please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
New year new me, so please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
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It’s the Wolf Supermoon. Get out there and howl. Fuck the rest of this nonesense.
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It’s the Wolf Supermoon. Get out there and howl. Fuck the rest of this nonesense.
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What can I say, I know how to party (sit on my couch and do nothing)
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
What can I say, I know how to party (sit on my couch and do nothing)
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My mind is all rainbows and razor wire
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
My mind is all rainbows and razor wire