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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz...
Now:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
Later:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaak4zqeebpfa
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I got things to ignore and people to avoid.
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your hookups and casual relationships deserve honesty and communication too btw
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Like sand through the hourglass, so are the shitposts of our lives.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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You people are ridiculous.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Few things are as embarrassing as having to sign my name with my finger
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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This post is about me
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Wait, wait, wait... there's other types of laughter besides nervous?
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Welcoming friends inside the house asking them what are we celebrating today? Just like Olive garden.
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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reaching a flow state while playing with his testicles like they’re baoding balls
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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dipping my chicken nuggies in ranch (I’m kind of like a cowboy)
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Oh P-Huh-wease... !
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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much more fun if literal: strip mall
January 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Sorry I’m late and regret coming
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Coffee at 4pm because why not.
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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couple months ago i spilled an entire crockpot full of bbq meatballs and i'm still finding bbq sauce everywhere. like even in the next room. around the corner. it's like a JFK magic bullet situation i don't understand.
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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"Happy New Year" sounds almost insultingly optimistic at this point
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Someone really needs to look out for your poor choices.
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Bold ideas from an old man that knows better.
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Whew glad I made your feed today.
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me 55 times and then I’m done.
January 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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I don’t slide into DMs, I trip and fall before I even get there
January 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Sometimes you just need to lose your shit
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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I’ll attempt to be funny at some point today. Everyone clap your hands & revive me just like Tinkerbell.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Secret societies of people who can’t keep secrets
January 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Managed to kick the hard stuff (dairy)
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM