Pixels Puddlefen
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social
a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈
living in the dark swamp
living in the dark swamp
that’s just me
sometimes i think george bush is living in my walls, eating my insulation
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 AM
that’s just me
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Does shampoo imply the existence of shampiss?
More at 11
More at 11
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Does shampoo imply the existence of shampiss?
More at 11
More at 11
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
in addition to giving him big muscles, spinach gave Popeye a ten hour boner
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
in addition to giving him big muscles, spinach gave Popeye a ten hour boner
LFG only the orcas can save us now
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
LFG only the orcas can save us now
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I would rather go to the teeth maze than a corn maze
MASINT #7962 from NROL-111 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Malevolent Maze of Teeth
2. Base Sewage
1. Malevolent Maze of Teeth
2. Base Sewage
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I would rather go to the teeth maze than a corn maze
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Never do this again Chiitan! 😭
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Never do this again Chiitan! 😭
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First piece of 2026
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
First piece of 2026
took a bite out of this weird fruit I found next to some pinecones
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
took a bite out of this weird fruit I found next to some pinecones
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Enjoy a sin-of-men roll from sin-of-bun
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Enjoy a sin-of-men roll from sin-of-bun
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Seems like drones would be a game changer in vampire hunting. Those fanged fellas really do worse once modern tech comes into play
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Seems like drones would be a game changer in vampire hunting. Those fanged fellas really do worse once modern tech comes into play
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We all got that one homie who needs a whole room dedicated to scrawling mathematical equations on
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
We all got that one homie who needs a whole room dedicated to scrawling mathematical equations on
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Artist: Calder Moore
January 3, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Artist: Calder Moore
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White-throated Sparrow
Um... Anyone have a napkin? Serviette?
Um... Anyone have a napkin? Serviette?
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
White-throated Sparrow
Um... Anyone have a napkin? Serviette?
Um... Anyone have a napkin? Serviette?
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Attention fully caught...
January 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Attention fully caught...
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Bluejay
With a lot of things to say...
With a lot of things to say...
January 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Bluejay
With a lot of things to say...
With a lot of things to say...
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is he still called "Toucan Sam" or does he have a Norwegian name?
In Norway, our frooted loops are not neon colored
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
is he still called "Toucan Sam" or does he have a Norwegian name?
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In 2026 if you post AI slop I'm not gonna argue with you.
I'll just shoot you.
I'll just shoot you.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In 2026 if you post AI slop I'm not gonna argue with you.
I'll just shoot you.
I'll just shoot you.
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Joost Klein still got it
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Joost Klein still got it
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
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Caffeinated penis
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Caffeinated penis