Pixels Puddlefen
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social
a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈
living in the dark swamp
living in the dark swamp
flying a magic carpet and foraging water from the clouds
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
flying a magic carpet and foraging water from the clouds
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Feeling like melting today
January 21, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Feeling like melting today
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Tennessee is the least American state in the union. Illinois is the most.
New Hampshire is the most beast people state of the union (human-animal hybrids)
Colorado does not exist except for the Denver airport
New Hampshire is the most beast people state of the union (human-animal hybrids)
Colorado does not exist except for the Denver airport
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Tennessee is the least American state in the union. Illinois is the most.
New Hampshire is the most beast people state of the union (human-animal hybrids)
Colorado does not exist except for the Denver airport
New Hampshire is the most beast people state of the union (human-animal hybrids)
Colorado does not exist except for the Denver airport
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Guy who thinks somehow King Kong was affiliated with the Viet Cong
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Guy who thinks somehow King Kong was affiliated with the Viet Cong
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alternate joke I just thought of: "I heard of rubber trees, not robber trees"
Real crime
includes a photo of him leaving (or is that leafing?) the scene of a crime.
includes a photo of him leaving (or is that leafing?) the scene of a crime.
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 AM
alternate joke I just thought of: "I heard of rubber trees, not robber trees"
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I don’t care what anyone says, revenge is even better if you microwave it for thirty seconds.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I don’t care what anyone says, revenge is even better if you microwave it for thirty seconds.
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checking in on my friends to see how powerful they've gotten
January 21, 2026 at 6:46 AM
checking in on my friends to see how powerful they've gotten
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british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically
Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
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I’m just a little raw nerve in this world
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I’m just a little raw nerve in this world
screaming monsters scare me
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
screaming monsters scare me
they're sticking a hose up my ass and turning it on
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 PM
they're sticking a hose up my ass and turning it on
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teeth for breakfast
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
teeth for breakfast
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January 21, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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small lion sleeps in man’s lap
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
small lion sleeps in man’s lap
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onlyfans but only clips of my cat biting me. an onlyfangs, if it so pleases you.
January 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
onlyfans but only clips of my cat biting me. an onlyfangs, if it so pleases you.
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Sorry, gnomes, doctor removed the mushroom circle from my neck so you can't use me as a dimension door anymore.
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Sorry, gnomes, doctor removed the mushroom circle from my neck so you can't use me as a dimension door anymore.
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This post turned me into a giant cockroach
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
This post turned me into a giant cockroach
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Standing tall...
January 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Standing tall...
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Mushroom art...
January 21, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Mushroom art...
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Red-bellied Woodpecker
A peaceful, easy feeling...
A peaceful, easy feeling...
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Red-bellied Woodpecker
A peaceful, easy feeling...
A peaceful, easy feeling...
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Jerking off to my penis jokes
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Jerking off to my penis jokes
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I wanna bang mothman
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I wanna bang mothman
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the worst thing about life is all the waiting
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
the worst thing about life is all the waiting
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sometimes self-care includes being oblivious
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
sometimes self-care includes being oblivious