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Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.
My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk
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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
@korgx3.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.
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Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Uretha Franklin
Uretha Franklin
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Fred Burst
Fred Burst
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Yeastie Boys
Yeastie Boys
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Uretha Franklin
Uretha Franklin
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normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
I posted this to an AI site, and now it thinks this is Betty White.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I posted this to an AI site, and now it thinks this is Betty White.
If you see this post a bird
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you see this post a bird
My body sucks, and I have no one to blame but the pygmy tribe that stole my tears.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My body sucks, and I have no one to blame but the pygmy tribe that stole my tears.
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Eat me out, bitch
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Eat me out, bitch
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Me and Robert Johnson at the crossroads, wondering if Arby’s is still open
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Me and Robert Johnson at the crossroads, wondering if Arby’s is still open
Goon Baby Goon
House Of 1000 Goons
Goon a movie
"Paper Goon"
"Paper Goon"
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Goon Baby Goon
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y'ever feel so lonely you start emailing the Democrats back?
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
y'ever feel so lonely you start emailing the Democrats back?
I knew I was forgetting something yesterday.
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I knew I was forgetting something yesterday.
Algorithm is mining gold
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Algorithm is mining gold
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Me, looking at the last skeet on here...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Me, looking at the last skeet on here...
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Ow! My balls!
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ow! My balls!
I want to throw my own poop and my own senators.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I want to throw my own poop and my own senators.
Whenever I rub my eyes, I see Abraham looking at me with disapproval.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Whenever I rub my eyes, I see Abraham looking at me with disapproval.
I'm going to start telling them that you can't have proverbs without pronouns.
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I'm going to start telling them that you can't have proverbs without pronouns.
"Parental discretion is advised." - Proverbs 19:84
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"Parental discretion is advised." - Proverbs 19:84
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
Sitting here in a bunker eating diabetes pills,
Waiting for the worms to come.
Waiting for the worms to come.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sitting here in a bunker eating diabetes pills,
Waiting for the worms to come.
Waiting for the worms to come.
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Now part of an incomplete breakfast.
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Now part of an incomplete breakfast.
Setting ultimatums is what my mom used to do and is a big reason that I cut contact from her. So if I'm expected to change who I am to be your friend, you can fuck off and go back to inbreeding with your sycophants. ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Setting ultimatums is what my mom used to do and is a big reason that I cut contact from her. So if I'm expected to change who I am to be your friend, you can fuck off and go back to inbreeding with your sycophants. ❤️
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🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕…. backspace
the struggle is real
the struggle is real
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕…. backspace
the struggle is real
the struggle is real
Just to clarify for the idiots in the chamber, the name Nsync refers to the way they perform well together. Not that I just realized that this morning or anything.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just to clarify for the idiots in the chamber, the name Nsync refers to the way they perform well together. Not that I just realized that this morning or anything.
Keeping an eye on people who complain about AI but can't post selfies without enhancing themselves to look like AI.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Keeping an eye on people who complain about AI but can't post selfies without enhancing themselves to look like AI.