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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
@korgx3.bsky.social
Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.

My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk
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Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.
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Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Uretha Franklin
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Fred Burst
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Yeastie Boys
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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jellyous踊りましたっ☆ #ILLIT
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I posted this to an AI site, and now it thinks this is Betty White.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you see this post a bird
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My body sucks, and I have no one to blame but the pygmy tribe that stole my tears.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Eat me out, bitch
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Me and Robert Johnson at the crossroads, wondering if Arby’s is still open
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Goon Baby Goon
House Of 1000 Goons
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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y'ever feel so lonely you start emailing the Democrats back?
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I knew I was forgetting something yesterday.
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Algorithm is mining gold
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Me, looking at the last skeet on here...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Ow! My balls!
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I want to throw my own poop and my own senators.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Whenever I rub my eyes, I see Abraham looking at me with disapproval.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I'm going to start telling them that you can't have proverbs without pronouns.
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
"Parental discretion is advised." - Proverbs 19:84
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sitting here in a bunker eating diabetes pills,
Waiting for the worms to come.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Now part of an incomplete breakfast.
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Setting ultimatums is what my mom used to do and is a big reason that I cut contact from her. So if I'm expected to change who I am to be your friend, you can fuck off and go back to inbreeding with your sycophants. ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕backspace 🖕…. backspace

the struggle is real
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just to clarify for the idiots in the chamber, the name Nsync refers to the way they perform well together. Not that I just realized that this morning or anything.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Keeping an eye on people who complain about AI but can't post selfies without enhancing themselves to look like AI.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM