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@korgx3.bsky.social
Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.
My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk
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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
@korgx3.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.
You would not believe your eyes
If 10,000 coconut crabs
Devoured Amelia Earhart until she died.
Her spirit just floated there
Dispersing in the island air
You might think me rude, but I don't want to attract their attention.
If 10,000 coconut crabs
Devoured Amelia Earhart until she died.
Her spirit just floated there
Dispersing in the island air
You might think me rude, but I don't want to attract their attention.
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
You would not believe your eyes
If 10,000 coconut crabs
Devoured Amelia Earhart until she died.
Her spirit just floated there
Dispersing in the island air
You might think me rude, but I don't want to attract their attention.
If 10,000 coconut crabs
Devoured Amelia Earhart until she died.
Her spirit just floated there
Dispersing in the island air
You might think me rude, but I don't want to attract their attention.
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feel like this headline/photo combination is going to perfectly summarize 2026
January 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
feel like this headline/photo combination is going to perfectly summarize 2026
*releases docking clamps*
*saucer separates*
*wipes*
*saucer separates*
*wipes*
January 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
*releases docking clamps*
*saucer separates*
*wipes*
*saucer separates*
*wipes*
Pro-tip: Hijack your lap-band and pull it tight mid-ejaculation for maximum edge.
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Pro-tip: Hijack your lap-band and pull it tight mid-ejaculation for maximum edge.
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angering god with my hubris
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
angering god with my hubris
Broke: F*ck
Woke: Frick
Bespoke: Deflower
Woke: Frick
Bespoke: Deflower
January 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Broke: F*ck
Woke: Frick
Bespoke: Deflower
Woke: Frick
Bespoke: Deflower
*buys toilet paper that only rolls in one direction*
*laughs*
*flips the roll around*
*dies*
*laughs*
*flips the roll around*
*dies*
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
*buys toilet paper that only rolls in one direction*
*laughs*
*flips the roll around*
*dies*
*laughs*
*flips the roll around*
*dies*
Song lyrics that stick to your ribs.
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Song lyrics that stick to your ribs.
She smiled exposing teeth milled into a clockwork haberdashery. He tipped his hat with respect and entered.
January 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
She smiled exposing teeth milled into a clockwork haberdashery. He tipped his hat with respect and entered.
I want to rama my lama all the ding dong day. That's code for uncircumsizing myself.
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I want to rama my lama all the ding dong day. That's code for uncircumsizing myself.
Starting to wonder what's really going on in Delaware.
January 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Starting to wonder what's really going on in Delaware.
You would think crosses to be Jesus prevention and not vampire prevention. Who writes this fucking garbage? Vampires? Really?
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
You would think crosses to be Jesus prevention and not vampire prevention. Who writes this fucking garbage? Vampires? Really?
Nvidia: Would you like to install new drivers?
Me: Do you promise not to hijack my audio driver?
Nvidia:
Me: Do you promise not to hijack my audio driver?
Nvidia:
shrek from shrek is making a funny face while standing in the woods .
Alt: Shrek making that guilty face you make like you're taking a poop.
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Nvidia: Would you like to install new drivers?
Me: Do you promise not to hijack my audio driver?
Nvidia:
Me: Do you promise not to hijack my audio driver?
Nvidia:
I've had disturbing thoughts in the past about clutching a silica desiccant pack 'twixt me cheeks.
Is this my penance for bringing up gooch grease?
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I've had disturbing thoughts in the past about clutching a silica desiccant pack 'twixt me cheeks.
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AI could never make this
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
AI could never make this
Questions that I have had to ask as an adult human:
* You don't hear ringing in your ears?
* You can visualize things in your head?
* You have a compulsion to have sex, like a vampire?
* You actually feel loved?
Thus, I wander; disconnected.
* You don't hear ringing in your ears?
* You can visualize things in your head?
* You have a compulsion to have sex, like a vampire?
* You actually feel loved?
Thus, I wander; disconnected.
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Questions that I have had to ask as an adult human:
* You don't hear ringing in your ears?
* You can visualize things in your head?
* You have a compulsion to have sex, like a vampire?
* You actually feel loved?
Thus, I wander; disconnected.
* You don't hear ringing in your ears?
* You can visualize things in your head?
* You have a compulsion to have sex, like a vampire?
* You actually feel loved?
Thus, I wander; disconnected.
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*puts auld acquaintance back in the attic until next year
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
*puts auld acquaintance back in the attic until next year
I stole this from Reddit for you
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I stole this from Reddit for you
When you pluck a nose hair and your face goes through a fractal jellification sequence.
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
When you pluck a nose hair and your face goes through a fractal jellification sequence.
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring
As long as that piece-of-shit Grandpa Joe isn’t around to pressure him into abusing it.
As long as that piece-of-shit Grandpa Joe isn’t around to pressure him into abusing it.
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring
As long as that piece-of-shit Grandpa Joe isn’t around to pressure him into abusing it.
As long as that piece-of-shit Grandpa Joe isn’t around to pressure him into abusing it.
I don't wish evil on anyone; I just wish Nicolas Cage would stop taking roles meant for actual actors.
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I don't wish evil on anyone; I just wish Nicolas Cage would stop taking roles meant for actual actors.
a² + b² = hippopotamus²
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
a² + b² = hippopotamus²
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maintaining fists for the next week to meet any errant “haven’t seen you since last year” comments
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
maintaining fists for the next week to meet any errant “haven’t seen you since last year” comments