Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
@korgx3.bsky.social
Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.
My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk
My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk
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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
@korgx3.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.
Going to give Gus love because he hates when it rains and hunkers down next to my foot. Reach down and "iS ThAt a hAlF-EaTeN MoUsE?" and am instantly caught in crisis between love, honor, and revulsion.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Going to give Gus love because he hates when it rains and hunkers down next to my foot. Reach down and "iS ThAt a hAlF-EaTeN MoUsE?" and am instantly caught in crisis between love, honor, and revulsion.
Peace through obfuscating peace
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Peace through obfuscating peace
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My kid is an HONOR STUDENT at HIGH SCHOOL and she will LIVE TO REGRET IT
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My kid is an HONOR STUDENT at HIGH SCHOOL and she will LIVE TO REGRET IT
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Toad stayed in the bed, and Frog stayed in the closet.
They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.
They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Toad stayed in the bed, and Frog stayed in the closet.
They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.
They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.
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🎶I started this
It's all for me
What's yours is mine and mine is mine
That's plain to see
So give it up
I've got to have
I swallow, I swallow
I swallow, I swallow
Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e🎶
It's all for me
What's yours is mine and mine is mine
That's plain to see
So give it up
I've got to have
I swallow, I swallow
I swallow, I swallow
Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e🎶
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
🎶I started this
It's all for me
What's yours is mine and mine is mine
That's plain to see
So give it up
I've got to have
I swallow, I swallow
I swallow, I swallow
Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e🎶
It's all for me
What's yours is mine and mine is mine
That's plain to see
So give it up
I've got to have
I swallow, I swallow
I swallow, I swallow
Be aggressive
B-e aggressive
B-e a-g-g-r-e-s-s-i-v-e🎶
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Move over “cameltoe,”
Here comes something meatier
Here comes something meatier
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Move over “cameltoe,”
Here comes something meatier
Here comes something meatier
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He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
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i don’t need to be on tiktok as long as i have you
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i don’t need to be on tiktok as long as i have you
“Master of the house”
“Master and a half!”
“Master and a half!”
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“Master of the house”
“Master and a half!”
“Master and a half!”
Less Dark Side of the Moon and more Cold Side of the Pillow.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Less Dark Side of the Moon and more Cold Side of the Pillow.
Goon a movie
Stop Or My Mom Will Goon
Stop Or My Mom Will Goon
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Goon a movie
Stop Or My Mom Will Goon
Stop Or My Mom Will Goon
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There are wolves inside of you, wild and free.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
There are wolves inside of you, wild and free.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
There's also a grizzled raccoon who's seen too much, a wine drunk lynx with late night ennui, and a sleepy little squirrel who often feels the weight of the world.
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Celine Zion
Celine Zion
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Musty Springfield
Musty Springfield
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
David Lee Rath
David Lee Rath
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Celine Zion
Celine Zion
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Laying in bed practicing how I want to be found when I die to cheer myself up.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Laying in bed practicing how I want to be found when I die to cheer myself up.
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I was shaking my chakras too hard and dislodged my karma
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I was shaking my chakras too hard and dislodged my karma
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Reposted by Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Uretha Franklin
Uretha Franklin
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Fred Burst
Fred Burst
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Yeastie Boys
Yeastie Boys
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Uretha Franklin
Uretha Franklin
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normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
I posted this to an AI site, and now it thinks this is Betty White.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I posted this to an AI site, and now it thinks this is Betty White.
If you see this post a bird
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you see this post a bird
My body sucks, and I have no one to blame but the pygmy tribe that stole my tears.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My body sucks, and I have no one to blame but the pygmy tribe that stole my tears.
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Eat me out, bitch
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Eat me out, bitch