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@korgx3.bsky.social
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Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.

My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk
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These targeted advertising algorithms are out of their goddamn circuits.
It looks like a new and improved GameCube except it's a kidney perfusion machine named the Kidneyvault.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Do This
An image of a mouse superimposed over a person holding a jug of bleach that reads “do you have mice in your house? (Do this).”
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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They know 🤣
The Idaho Sinus Center has a logo that looks like a face the way the Idaho-Montana border looks. It reads Idaho's first sinus care clinic.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
korgx3.bsky.social
“Master of the house”
“Master and a half!”
Hillary Clinton and Trump both wandering onstage during debate with hand-held microphones
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I posted this to an AI site, and now it thinks this is Betty White.
A portrait of an elegantly dressed woman with no head only a multitude of eye-stalkes forming a head-like shape.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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If you see this post a bird
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I knew I was forgetting something yesterday.
A meme of General Sherman standing before the US flag that reads "remember remember the tenth of November and Sherman's march to the sea, I can think of no reason the banner of treason should fly in the land of the free."
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Algorithm is mining gold
Sick-of-it-all posted "Ow! My Balls!" and Jim followed with "Me, looking at the last skeet on here" and a photograph of a long-haired beared man looking distraught.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Quote something random from your device.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Zohran text that reads shit for brains.
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Reddit making it harder to steal videos but I got you fam.
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The definition of cadence 🤌
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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This is an advertisement for aluminum free Old Spice Raptorstrike in Dark Berry Scent. Your underarms might feel like a swamp, but they'll smell like a hungry raptor's berry shits.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I saw your chariot yesterday
A work van with a big poop emoji decal on it.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
korgx3.bsky.social
Share someone who looks stylish wearing socks.
Shari Lewis with her famous sock puppets Lamb Chop and Charlie Horse performing in front of a chalk drawing.
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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A man with a head of fire wearing a jean jacket and send help shirt in an airport corridor surrounded by the words "i though it was safe here."
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Halloween music from my girlfriends Piper and Poppy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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A profile-shot of me saluting in my Cap'n Murka costume showing the hat wings and a bit of chest hair.
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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A close-up of my Walter White costume with the mask off. Not wrinkled enough.
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I never had a katana. I've had a ton of other swords, but all I have left is my crusader sword replica.
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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No costume this year, but here are the Korgs of Halloweens past.
Dressed as Walter White in a yellow tyvek suit, blue rubber gloves, shaved head, and gas mask on head. Dressed as Silent Bob with black leather trenchcoat, hockey jersey, backwards cap, long hair, and cigarette in my mouth. Dressed as a hobo for a 1920's themed party, wearing ragged clothing smeared with coffee to make it look like dirt, a floppy hat, fingerless gloves, and a bundle on a stick. Dressed as Cap'n Murka, wearing a Captain America shirt, a gaudy US flag sleeveless layered shirt, fingerless gloves, a backward hat with wings glued to it, and a shield made from a garbage can lid and dict tape. Also long hair.
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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She wore her black leather grieving pants just for him last night.
JD Vance and Erika Kirk looking like a Jr. High dance couple at some event last night. Hugging, his hand on her waist like they're dancing, it's weird.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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How your email finds me
The biannual Stonehenge of my life as the sun chooses violence through my skylight, shining directly in my face like a laser beam as I try to sleep.
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Our military leaders are looking more cowardly by the day.
An image of a four star admiral who conscientiously resigned his position rather than defend the constitution that he swore an oath to defend
October 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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10 years later, and it's still version after version of this meme over and over again.
The Anakin and Padme meme where Padme gets excited about an expected result based on Anakin's statement, and Anakin's silence unnerves her.
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM