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Blerrmance
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Ginger catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
Pinned
Drinking through my nose and eating with my toes is how breakfast with me goes
January 28, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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That time Blerrmeister and I robbed a liquor store and she held up a bottle and asked if it was whiskey.

I told her it was whiskey, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 AM
January 28, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Gm who's up doing their morning skippity paps workout?
January 28, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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I love the scratches so much.

#cat #turtle #tattoo #tattooartist #catscratches #sketch
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 PM
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Mary: Distract them, Pixel!
Pixel: You got it, boss!
The cat stretches from his nook and knocks a stack of books onto the floor.
(Hot) A smooth and masterful play. You always have been able to count on the world of creatures to come to your aid.
Oscar: Pixel! Come on, buddy... Wait. How did you
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Slightly diminish a game.

Pink Coma Absolution
Slightly diminish a game.

Mid Mario Step Brothers
Slightly diminish a game.

Pac Boy
January 28, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Drop something yellow
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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I wish I had a cat tail so i too can snap it back and forth to people I don't like
January 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Morbid joke by my son:
Why do deer jump in front of cars?
They have deerpression!
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Special shout out to @blerrycat1.bsky.social! It's your turn for a personal message from me.
Its not Monday (awesome), tomorrow is hump day, and the weekend is almost here.
Hope you have a great rest of the week and stay blerry!
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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TIL about a cat cult that, surprisingly, I would not join
January 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
My bucket list:

1) More fucking
My bucket list:

1) More buckets
My bucket list:

1) A bucket of fried chicken.

2) A bucket of beer.
January 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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The AEW Women's World Championship is on the line this Wednesday night as Kris Statlander risks her reign being caught in the web of the "Toxic Spider" Thekla!

#AEWDynamite is LIVE, Tomorrow at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
January 27, 2026 at 11:09 PM
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'm as pure as the gray slushy driven snow
January 27, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Imagine being me. No more Baconators!
Imagine being me. No, more infectious.
Imagine being me. No. More overthinking.
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
No one ever talks about the fourth character making the journey to the Wizard of Oz, the Horse Apples man. All he wants is a new butthole!
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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I wanna get ratio'd by my racist cat
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 PM