James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
I'm a 40+ year old retired IT husband that enjoys #cooking, #writing, and bad #jokes. I'm in Florida, but I'm not "Florida Man"...yet...
https://athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
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James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
· Apr 11
The Great Novel Life
The Great Novel Life
My mind is my paper
Athlon Rhythm
athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
I currently do have two blogs going. The first one is random thoughts, poetry, writing, etc. The second one is going to be recipes and cooking only.
1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
1st blog - athlonrhythm.blogspot.com
2nd blog - reddancooking.blogspot.com
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Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Beatloaf
Beatloaf
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Les Claypoop
Les Claypoop
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Sick Astley
Sick Astley
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Beatloaf
Beatloaf
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My husband is just now watching the YouTube clip I sent him 3 days ago. 3 days! Fuck him if he thinks he's going to celebrate hump day with me tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My husband is just now watching the YouTube clip I sent him 3 days ago. 3 days! Fuck him if he thinks he's going to celebrate hump day with me tonight.
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Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Debbie Hairy
Debbie Hairy
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing
RoundGarden
RoundGarden
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Debbie Hairy
Debbie Hairy
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Les Claypoop
Les Claypoop
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Sick Astley
Sick Astley
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Tyler, the Creamor
Tyler, the Creamor
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Les Claypoop
Les Claypoop
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Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Sick Astley
Sick Astley
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Tyler, the Creamor
Tyler, the Creamor
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Fred Burst
Fred Burst
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Sick Astley
Sick Astley
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sat in the wet spot again (dog licking her paws on the couch)
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
sat in the wet spot again (dog licking her paws on the couch)
Damn the man! Save The Empire!
Name a comfort 90s film.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Damn the man! Save The Empire!
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The sads are a necessary evil.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The sads are a necessary evil.
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If I had to write a ransom note I would probably just throw in the words “favourite” and “colour” like that with the “u” in there so that they’d never suspect I was American.
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May 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If I had to write a ransom note I would probably just throw in the words “favourite” and “colour” like that with the “u” in there so that they’d never suspect I was American.
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using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
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you are better than your broken parts
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
you are better than your broken parts
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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I’d consider hanging around other people for you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’d consider hanging around other people for you.
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In the club trying to explain to the very concerned staff member that I'm not having a medical emergency, that's just how I dance.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
In the club trying to explain to the very concerned staff member that I'm not having a medical emergency, that's just how I dance.
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Me: I have something for you
*slides you the phone number for my therapist*
*slides you the phone number for my therapist*
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Me: I have something for you
*slides you the phone number for my therapist*
*slides you the phone number for my therapist*
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I like to think outside the box (coffin).
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I like to think outside the box (coffin).
I flirt with my cooking.
I flirt egregiously, because in my dreams last night I called you darling
I flirt dirty, because I’m on the toilet
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I flirt with my cooking.
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I flirt egregiously, because in my dreams last night I called you darling
I flirt dirty, because I’m on the toilet
I flirt sexily, because I am sexy
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I flirt egregiously, because in my dreams last night I called you darling
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I flirt dirty, because I’m on the toilet
I flirt sexily, because I am sexy
I flirt lazily, because I am high
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I flirt dirty, because I’m on the toilet
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If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If you see this, post a bird
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If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If you see this, post a bird.
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I farted in front of the laxatives at CVS. Please respond.
I stubbed my toe while texting. Please respond.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I farted in front of the laxatives at CVS. Please respond.
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Show me a hot person with a gun again.
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Show me a hot person with a gun again.
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Just told the kitten "You shall have no pie!" and now I'm living a goddamn nursery rhyme
#ThreeLittleKittens #WhereTheFuckAreTheirMittens #NoPie
#ThreeLittleKittens #WhereTheFuckAreTheirMittens #NoPie
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just told the kitten "You shall have no pie!" and now I'm living a goddamn nursery rhyme
#ThreeLittleKittens #WhereTheFuckAreTheirMittens #NoPie
#ThreeLittleKittens #WhereTheFuckAreTheirMittens #NoPie