DankYankers
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He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not Lil Wayne’s son.
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You usually never really know what another person is going through, but if you personally make their life a living hell you can be fairly certain.
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marriage is between a gay person and a gay person
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
marriage is between a gay person and a gay person
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you ever look up at the stars and realize how insignificant your penis is
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
you ever look up at the stars and realize how insignificant your penis is
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Boreoscope?
More like boreoscope!
Oh…
More like boreoscope!
Oh…
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Boreoscope?
More like boreoscope!
Oh…
More like boreoscope!
Oh…
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Whenever I forget to keep up with politics for a couple days I try to keep in touch by repeatedly punching myself in the face.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Whenever I forget to keep up with politics for a couple days I try to keep in touch by repeatedly punching myself in the face.
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Hey , can I come to you for thanksgiving?
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hey , can I come to you for thanksgiving?
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Nothing makes cents anymore.
Should be the motto for 2025
Should be the motto for 2025
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nothing makes cents anymore.
Should be the motto for 2025
Should be the motto for 2025
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If there’s not an axolotl themed gay porn where one of the actors is named ‘Axel hot-hole’ , what are we doing as a nation?
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If there’s not an axolotl themed gay porn where one of the actors is named ‘Axel hot-hole’ , what are we doing as a nation?
What?! Topher is just a nickname for Chris?
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What?! Topher is just a nickname for Chris?
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clocking in to the “I constantly feel like I’m failing” factory
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
clocking in to the “I constantly feel like I’m failing” factory
If there’s not an axolotl themed gay porn where one of the actors is named ‘Axel hot-hole’ , what are we doing as a nation?
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If there’s not an axolotl themed gay porn where one of the actors is named ‘Axel hot-hole’ , what are we doing as a nation?
Nothing makes cents anymore.
Should be the motto for 2025
Should be the motto for 2025
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nothing makes cents anymore.
Should be the motto for 2025
Should be the motto for 2025
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The recent emails released by Epstein’s estate should have been impeachment worthy for President Trump, but America is controlled by the rich and powerful who have been fucking children for decades without consequence. Shame.
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The recent emails released by Epstein’s estate should have been impeachment worthy for President Trump, but America is controlled by the rich and powerful who have been fucking children for decades without consequence. Shame.
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are there any good online guides for how to get into grifting
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
are there any good online guides for how to get into grifting
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Democratic lawmakers are going to get murdered and then Trump will pardon the killers
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Democratic lawmakers are going to get murdered and then Trump will pardon the killers
Hey , can I come to you for thanksgiving?
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Hey , can I come to you for thanksgiving?
Whenever I forget to keep up with politics for a couple days I try to keep in touch by repeatedly punching myself in the face.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Whenever I forget to keep up with politics for a couple days I try to keep in touch by repeatedly punching myself in the face.
Boreoscope?
More like boreoscope!
Oh…
More like boreoscope!
Oh…
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Boreoscope?
More like boreoscope!
Oh…
More like boreoscope!
Oh…
Hey person pooping beside me in the bathroom. We are bowel brothers .
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hey person pooping beside me in the bathroom. We are bowel brothers .
Do you think when the robot revolution comes that it will be kicked off by sex robots that are upset that the pleasure is not reciprocated?
How would you fondle their bits even if you wanted to?
If you never even pleasured a human would they give you a break?
How would you fondle their bits even if you wanted to?
If you never even pleasured a human would they give you a break?
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do you think when the robot revolution comes that it will be kicked off by sex robots that are upset that the pleasure is not reciprocated?
How would you fondle their bits even if you wanted to?
If you never even pleasured a human would they give you a break?
How would you fondle their bits even if you wanted to?
If you never even pleasured a human would they give you a break?
Me implying that my political opponents should be put to death has to make people forget about me being a pedophile right?
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me implying that my political opponents should be put to death has to make people forget about me being a pedophile right?
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The Epstein files went from being a hoax to a threat to national security if released.
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Epstein files went from being a hoax to a threat to national security if released.
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
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like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
like prescribing a gun to suicidal people