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DankYankers
@somedankinmycup.bsky.social
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He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not Lil Wayne’s son.
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“What do you mean Santa’s my dad?”
Jd Vance meme face with wide eyes and puffy cheeks. Looking like a young Santa
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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You’ve got a prescription ready for pickup 😈
CVS pharmacy sign where the p is not lit up. It looks like harmacy
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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As a teen: I swam too hard and accidently came in the pool 😳

As an adult: wait, I can’t finish unless judgmental white Jesus is watching. 🙏
White Jesus bumper stick that says “I saw that”
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Spice up your life
Man saying “there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom”
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I forgot to take a picture of my food, so I swallowed my phone for you.
Picture of a close up of skin. It’s washed out skin tinted red from the flash .
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Reddit post from hip hop circle jerk subreddit . It says a naked girl will get over 500 dick pics . Let’s see how many veterans can get. It has a picture of an old veteran saluting
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Second amendment was not established in 1776
2nd amendment est 1776 bumper sticker with an AR-15
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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It’s just a sign of the times.
Sign letters arranged to say “I eat smelly pooter”
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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You know what’s not funny?
From r/simpsonsshitposting. Snippet of a headline : Trump cancels all public events as Epstein Files reportedly incriminate him. Below that, Principal Skinner saying to Nelson “right now Donald Trump is at home crying like a little girl”
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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From r/stevehofstetter: “Donald Trump buried his wife at a golf course and a president in his mouth”
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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From the always sunny memes subreddit . Someone with a MAGA hat is saying “you know Donald Trump. 45th and 47th president. My fav god-king Führer. “. Dennis replies: “who? Am I to remember every man who trips and falls onto Bill Clinton’s cock?”
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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From r/complaints: Bill Clinton: know what I miss most about the White House? Donald Trump: what? Bill: the pudding Donald: I didn’t know you liked pudding so much. Bill: I like pudding deez nuts in your mouth
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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A meme from r/simpsonsshitposting. A simpsonified Hillary Clinton as will smith and she is saying “keep my husbands dick out your fucking mouth”.
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Photo of Trump and Bill Clinton shaking hands.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A classic
Twitter interaction scott @scott61077769: Trump could never throat that much glizzy bernie johnson MAGA'20: Yes he could idiot scott @scott61077769: You mad Obama the throat goat bernie johnson MAGA'20: @berniesjohnson HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Trump could throat more than him any day
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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A three panel meme . The first has Bill Clinton saying “ready to Jam on Bubbas sax? The second has Trump on his knees in front of Bill . Trump is saying “Now that’s a big beautiful bill” the third panel is obscuring trumps head around bill clintons lower body and it has the text *Nancy Reagan noises*
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Post from r/simpsonsshitposting that has a picture of Trump and jd Vance in a Simpson meme and Trump says “I was only blowing bubba to get directions on how to get away from Epstein island.” They look unconvinced.
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Trump looking at two ketchup bottles. One says “an underage girl” and the other says “a delicious cock”. He is struggling to pick one.
November 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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A hawk tuah meme with trumps head over the hawk tuah girl with the words “you got to give him that hawk tuah. It has the title “whenever he sees a big beautiful bill” it is from the r/ simpsonsshitposting subreddit
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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A picture of bill clinton sitting at a desk. You cannot see below the desk. It has the title “I was this many years old when I found out there were two living presidents in the picture”
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Tom and Jerry meme format with tom (the cat) looking at a paper angrily at the words “trump is in the Epstein files” and then on the following panels he is overjoyed after reading the paper and looks over to see a pie hitting him in the face with the words “he gave Clinton a sloppy blowjob” written over the exploded face pie.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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A post on the r/ithinkyoushouldleave subreddit saying I can’t talk about it without crying and it has a picture of Tim Robinson eating a hot dog with a group of people trying to pull the hot dog out of his mouth
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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A still shot from clerks saying “try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot “ but he is yelling it to Trump
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Just two throatgoats vibin: it has a picture of Nancy reagan and Donald Trump shaking hands with the title “game recognize game”
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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An r/agedlikefinewine post of Donald Trump quoting “if Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America ?
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM