Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
Pinned
In theaters now: Constipation IV: The Struggle is Real
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I wish burritos were in the fruit/vegetable categories
January 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I wish burritos were in the fruit/vegetable categories
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Weight lifter Pallbearer
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Dead lift
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Dead lift
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Weight lifter Pallbearer
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Dead lift
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Dead lift
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does laying in bed elongate your butt and other questions I ask Ai
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
does laying in bed elongate your butt and other questions I ask Ai
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Set your sight on that moon and wish for the stars.
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Set your sight on that moon and wish for the stars.
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The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
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Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
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A walk to the lake always helps fix things a little.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
A walk to the lake always helps fix things a little.
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Strolled into 2026 like
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Strolled into 2026 like
The comments made me laugh so hard I wrenched my back.
Some tool bought a wrench a screwdriver at the bar and then got hammered and that's not awl.
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The comments made me laugh so hard I wrenched my back.
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Some tool bought a wrench a screwdriver at the bar and then got hammered and that's not awl.
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Some tool bought a wrench a screwdriver at the bar and then got hammered and that's not awl.
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You will be visited by three spirits…
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
You will be visited by three spirits…
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Quote Of The Day
Plato:
‘Only The Dead Have Seen The End Of War’
Plato:
‘Only The Dead Have Seen The End Of War’
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Quote Of The Day
Plato:
‘Only The Dead Have Seen The End Of War’
Plato:
‘Only The Dead Have Seen The End Of War’
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Louis Pasteur's kids never had sleepovers because he'd never let you stay up Pasteur bedtime.
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Louis Pasteur's kids never had sleepovers because he'd never let you stay up Pasteur bedtime.
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Grapefruit flavor tastes like armpit
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Grapefruit flavor tastes like armpit
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Rooster doesn't feel well so apparently his gratitude is broken. 🙄
January 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Rooster doesn't feel well so apparently his gratitude is broken. 🙄
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you will be visited by three spirits
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
you will be visited by three spirits
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gamestop just offered me $11 trade-in credit for my 2002 pontiac grand am
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
gamestop just offered me $11 trade-in credit for my 2002 pontiac grand am
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the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
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I like my women how I like my chicken wings, hot, spicy and lightly fried
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I like my women how I like my chicken wings, hot, spicy and lightly fried
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Them: read the writing on the wall
Me: you do know that’s where crazy people write, right?
Me: you do know that’s where crazy people write, right?
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Them: read the writing on the wall
Me: you do know that’s where crazy people write, right?
Me: you do know that’s where crazy people write, right?
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Haven’t eaten a vegetable in six days.
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Haven’t eaten a vegetable in six days.
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you might suspect from my posts that English is my second language, but nah, I was just born in the panhandle of Florida
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
you might suspect from my posts that English is my second language, but nah, I was just born in the panhandle of Florida