Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos
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swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos
No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text.
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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It's not that I don't like people...
Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people
Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people
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this is cookie cannibalism
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
this is cookie cannibalism
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someone jazzily plucking a double bass while I grab another roll of toilet paper.
someone jazzily plucking a double bass while my eyes glaze over and i daydream about cheese
someone jazzily plucking a double bass while i walk into any room
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
someone jazzily plucking a double bass while I grab another roll of toilet paper.
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If you see this, skeet a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you see this, skeet a bird.
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Oreo PreChewed™
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oreo PreChewed™
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
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you're at huey
i need you at the news
i need you at the news
You’re at Dire
I need you at Straights
I need you at Straights
You’re at Captain.
I need you at Tennille.
I need you at Tennille.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you're at huey
i need you at the news
i need you at the news
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We're asleep at a slumber party and someone has put our fingers in glasses of warm water, wake up peeple 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social
Despite what my birth certificate claims, most people assume my middle name is "secIgottapee"
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We're asleep at a slumber party and someone has put our fingers in glasses of warm water, wake up peeple 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social
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My birth name. Had it changed once I was emancipated.
An Blowme
England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975
England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My birth name. Had it changed once I was emancipated.
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You’re at Meat
I need you at Loaf
I need you at Loaf
You're at AC
I need you at DC
I need you at DC
You’re at Dire
I need you at Straights
I need you at Straights
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You’re at Meat
I need you at Loaf
I need you at Loaf
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My people are not wearing underwear right now
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My people are not wearing underwear right now
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Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
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Apparently ‘allmylinks’ has nothing to do with sausages
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Apparently ‘allmylinks’ has nothing to do with sausages
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When it's all said and done and your end of life is near, your biggest regret will be that banger you deleted.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
When it's all said and done and your end of life is near, your biggest regret will be that banger you deleted.
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Remember kids, that turkey can be free if you run fast enough.
I'm not seeing or saying shit.
I'm not seeing or saying shit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Remember kids, that turkey can be free if you run fast enough.
I'm not seeing or saying shit.
I'm not seeing or saying shit.
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How can my Caribbean vacation be over? It just Cayman went.
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
How can my Caribbean vacation be over? It just Cayman went.
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Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
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Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
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15 likes and I'll rob this dispensary
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
15 likes and I'll rob this dispensary
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Remember calories don’t count if you’re eating it over the sink and crying
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Remember calories don’t count if you’re eating it over the sink and crying
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I refuse to wear wooden shoes. They hurt the balsa my feet.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I refuse to wear wooden shoes. They hurt the balsa my feet.
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If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
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I get all discombobulated whenever I miss a family meal. My therapist says it's likely supperation anxiety.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I get all discombobulated whenever I miss a family meal. My therapist says it's likely supperation anxiety.
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As a kid: "I don't want socks for Christmas!"
As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."
As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As a kid: "I don't want socks for Christmas!"
As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."
As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."