Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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You call 2 to 4 inches of snow a "storm." I'm a Wisconsinite and call that a "dusting." We are not the same.
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Found a new dispensary and their edibles are top notch. 10 mg 🤩
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Found a new dispensary and their edibles are top notch. 10 mg 🤩
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The Mandalorian making cheese:
This is the whey.
This is the whey.
The Mandalorian serving hors d’œuvres:
This is the tray.
This is the tray.
The Mandalorian after meeting my cousin: This is the güey
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The Mandalorian making cheese:
This is the whey.
This is the whey.
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Mr. Potato Head is a highly paid agitater.
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Mr. Potato Head is a highly paid agitater.
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Missed connection: you used to repost my skeets, now its likes only, where has the love gone?
Missed connection: you used to like all my posts where has our love gone
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Missed connection: you used to repost my skeets, now its likes only, where has the love gone?
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Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Nuns n Roses
Nuns n Roses
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Ballflowers
The Ballflowers
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Buns n Roses
Buns n Roses
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Nuns n Roses
Nuns n Roses
I did this thing. If you want to create a custom feed of just your posts (and/or one with just your bangers), I tried make this as simplistic as possible:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I did this thing. If you want to create a custom feed of just your posts (and/or one with just your bangers), I tried make this as simplistic as possible:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Sarah is now my life coach:
the go live blue dot? i finally clicked on it and then canceled out and it went away
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Sarah is now my life coach:
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Dreamt that it’s happening today. Goodbye, Dry January. Hello, dirty martini.
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Dreamt that it’s happening today. Goodbye, Dry January. Hello, dirty martini.
That fucking blue dot is driving me crazier.
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 PM
That fucking blue dot is driving me crazier.
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43rd bday party coming in hot. Pull up for the tomato soup fountain
January 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
43rd bday party coming in hot. Pull up for the tomato soup fountain
This may or may not be about me:
Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
This may or may not be about me:
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Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Redoing my resume in all emojis in an attempt to stay relevant
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ME: if we aren’t supposed to pick our noses then why are the holes perfectly finger sized
911: i don’t know sir
911: i don’t know sir
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
ME: if we aren’t supposed to pick our noses then why are the holes perfectly finger sized
911: i don’t know sir
911: i don’t know sir
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I was sitting in astronomy class one day when some guy yelled out, "I love Uranus!" The class burst into laughter for a minute. The teacher stood there and retorted, "Too bad you're hung like Pluto because you're impossible to see with the naked eye."
January 17, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I was sitting in astronomy class one day when some guy yelled out, "I love Uranus!" The class burst into laughter for a minute. The teacher stood there and retorted, "Too bad you're hung like Pluto because you're impossible to see with the naked eye."
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Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Ballflowers
The Ballflowers
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Buns n Roses
Buns n Roses
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Thompson Twits
The Thompson Twits
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
The Ballflowers
The Ballflowers
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Dear Autocorrect,
It was KICK, not lick
Plus side: I got a date tomorrow night...
It was KICK, not lick
Plus side: I got a date tomorrow night...
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Dear Autocorrect,
It was KICK, not lick
Plus side: I got a date tomorrow night...
It was KICK, not lick
Plus side: I got a date tomorrow night...
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Share what you consider a god tier album
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Share what you consider a god tier album
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How about today we just not
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
How about today we just not
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Block any followers who also follow that account
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Block any followers who also follow that account
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She was rare…like an NBA ref who calls traveling on an All Star
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 AM
She was rare…like an NBA ref who calls traveling on an All Star
You call 2 to 4 inches of snow a "storm." I'm a Wisconsinite and call that a "dusting." We are not the same.
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
You call 2 to 4 inches of snow a "storm." I'm a Wisconsinite and call that a "dusting." We are not the same.
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Nero fiddling while Rome burned didn't happen as violins were not invented.
So maybe Nero diddled while Rome burned.
We might as well just masterbate, because something sure is on fire.
So maybe Nero diddled while Rome burned.
We might as well just masterbate, because something sure is on fire.
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Nero fiddling while Rome burned didn't happen as violins were not invented.
So maybe Nero diddled while Rome burned.
We might as well just masterbate, because something sure is on fire.
So maybe Nero diddled while Rome burned.
We might as well just masterbate, because something sure is on fire.
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[my funeral]
Priest: Grant was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: WHAT
Priest: He was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: LOUDER
Priest: HE WAS A FATHER & A HUSBAND
Guy: WHO FARTED ON DONNY OSMOND?
Priest: Grant was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: WHAT
Priest: He was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: LOUDER
Priest: HE WAS A FATHER & A HUSBAND
Guy: WHO FARTED ON DONNY OSMOND?
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
[my funeral]
Priest: Grant was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: WHAT
Priest: He was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: LOUDER
Priest: HE WAS A FATHER & A HUSBAND
Guy: WHO FARTED ON DONNY OSMOND?
Priest: Grant was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: WHAT
Priest: He was a father & a husband
Guy In Back: LOUDER
Priest: HE WAS A FATHER & A HUSBAND
Guy: WHO FARTED ON DONNY OSMOND?
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live, laugh, load the dishwasher
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
live, laugh, load the dishwasher