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Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
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swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos

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It's not that I don't like people...

Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people
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this is cookie cannibalism
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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someone jazzily plucking a double bass while I grab another roll of toilet paper.
someone jazzily plucking a double bass while my eyes glaze over and i daydream about cheese
someone jazzily plucking a double bass while i walk into any room
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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If you see this, skeet a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Oreo PreChewed™
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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you're at huey

i need you at the news
You’re at Dire

I need you at Straights
You’re at Captain.

I need you at Tennille.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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We're asleep at a slumber party and someone has put our fingers in glasses of warm water, wake up peeple 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social
Despite what my birth certificate claims, most people assume my middle name is "secIgottapee"
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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My birth name. Had it changed once I was emancipated.
An Blowme

England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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You’re at Meat

I need you at Loaf
You're at AC

I need you at DC
You’re at Dire

I need you at Straights
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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My people are not wearing underwear right now
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Apparently ‘allmylinks’ has nothing to do with sausages
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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When it's all said and done and your end of life is near, your biggest regret will be that banger you deleted.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Remember kids, that turkey can be free if you run fast enough.

I'm not seeing or saying shit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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How can my Caribbean vacation be over? It just Cayman went.
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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15 likes and I'll rob this dispensary
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Remember calories don’t count if you’re eating it over the sink and crying
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I refuse to wear wooden shoes. They hurt the balsa my feet.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I get all discombobulated whenever I miss a family meal. My therapist says it's likely supperation anxiety.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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As a kid: "I don't want socks for Christmas!"

As an adult: "Socks and underwear please."
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM