Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
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swearing, many emojis, typos
alt text ✅ politics 🚫
mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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2026 feels like that time we all agreed to meet at the 24-hour diner after the bar closed, only to find out the diner was also closed.
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I need my reset button pushed.
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I need my reset button pushed.
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Using an analog type instead of digital type time device helps slow time down.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Using an analog type instead of digital type time device helps slow time down.
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This yr I’m setting realistic goals:
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This yr I’m setting realistic goals:
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
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One can dream, right?
This yr I’m setting realistic goals:
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
1) get out of bed
2) don’t bite anyone
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One can dream, right?
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(removing the poop from the shrimp) I could be a surgeon
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
(removing the poop from the shrimp) I could be a surgeon
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Just grabbed the exact correct weight of spaghetti out of the box.
Each year my power grows!
Each year my power grows!
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Just grabbed the exact correct weight of spaghetti out of the box.
Each year my power grows!
Each year my power grows!
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if you don’t hear from me later no worries, I’ll be in another dimension trying to avoid news
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
if you don’t hear from me later no worries, I’ll be in another dimension trying to avoid news
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Let’s unroll a cinnamon roll and eat it Lady and the Tramp style.
January 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Let’s unroll a cinnamon roll and eat it Lady and the Tramp style.
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I’ve been stuck on demon mode since Halloween and idk how to turn it off
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’ve been stuck on demon mode since Halloween and idk how to turn it off
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what you’d do for a Klondike bar is what I’d do for meat and potatoes. we are not the same
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
what you’d do for a Klondike bar is what I’d do for meat and potatoes. we are not the same
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sick of my shit? i have to deal with this 24/7
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
sick of my shit? i have to deal with this 24/7
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we need a Disney princess who’s ready to throw down against other Disney princesses
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
we need a Disney princess who’s ready to throw down against other Disney princesses
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that’s me in the corner
that’s me with an appetite
thinking about eating a pigeon
that’s me with an appetite
thinking about eating a pigeon
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
that’s me in the corner
that’s me with an appetite
thinking about eating a pigeon
that’s me with an appetite
thinking about eating a pigeon
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
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trust people? I don’t even trust stop signs
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
trust people? I don’t even trust stop signs
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I went and got my own.
Slackers
Slackers
Someone bring me some fudge.
Please?
Please?
January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I went and got my own.
Slackers
Slackers
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It's only January 2nd. That means there are 7 more months left before we finally reach February
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
It's only January 2nd. That means there are 7 more months left before we finally reach February
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Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
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Intrusive Thought of the Day:
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
January 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Intrusive Thought of the Day:
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
(opens oven)
💭i could get in there if it was bigger
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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
June 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
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Is it hot in here or is it just me(nopause)?
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Is it hot in here or is it just me(nopause)?
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Alcohol may not solve all life’s problems but conducting an in-depth investigation just to be sure is a hill I’m prepared to die on.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Alcohol may not solve all life’s problems but conducting an in-depth investigation just to be sure is a hill I’m prepared to die on.
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If God really were a woman surely she'd have made dicks vibrate?
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If God really were a woman surely she'd have made dicks vibrate?