Knew Nic
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
Pinned
Knew Nic
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
· Oct 1
It’s a great day to delete your posts
Reposted by Knew Nic
if anyone asks, i’m your work wife. i’ll explain later.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
if anyone asks, i’m your work wife. i’ll explain later.
Reposted by Knew Nic
it’s just me and my thoughts of a better world against reality
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
it’s just me and my thoughts of a better world against reality
Reposted by Knew Nic
wow they weren’t kidding this root beer is floating
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
wow they weren’t kidding this root beer is floating
Reposted by Knew Nic
Can’t wait for Christmas to get here so I can ramp my depression up to 11.
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can’t wait for Christmas to get here so I can ramp my depression up to 11.
Reposted by Knew Nic
grinds up holiday cheer so i can smoke it
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
grinds up holiday cheer so i can smoke it
Reposted by Knew Nic
Someone’s making a lot of noise beside my house, I hope they’re feeling murdery.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Someone’s making a lot of noise beside my house, I hope they’re feeling murdery.
Reposted by Knew Nic
Not to brag, but I was in the top.06% of NOFX listeners this year on Spotify, because as far as I’m concerned, it’s still 1995.
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Not to brag, but I was in the top.06% of NOFX listeners this year on Spotify, because as far as I’m concerned, it’s still 1995.
Reposted by Knew Nic
sorry, my finger slipped and unfriended you
*a bluesky memoir
*a bluesky memoir
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
sorry, my finger slipped and unfriended you
*a bluesky memoir
*a bluesky memoir
Reposted by Knew Nic
my stripper name is "for god's sake, put some clothes on”
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
my stripper name is "for god's sake, put some clothes on”
Reposted by Knew Nic
I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
Back in America and hate to break it to you all, but our reputation is pretty well trashed out there in the rest of the World
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Back in America and hate to break it to you all, but our reputation is pretty well trashed out there in the rest of the World
Reposted by Knew Nic
Just because he hasn’t harassed you doesn’t make you safe it makes you a probable target
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just because he hasn’t harassed you doesn’t make you safe it makes you a probable target
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses
We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
Reposted by Knew Nic
a prescription for someone to run their fingers through my hair while we watch tv
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
a prescription for someone to run their fingers through my hair while we watch tv
Reposted by Knew Nic
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
Reposted by Knew Nic
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
Reposted by Knew Nic
two turntables and a microphone? in this economy???
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
two turntables and a microphone? in this economy???
Reposted by Knew Nic
Reposted by Knew Nic
oh officer, you're so silly. i wasn't breaking the law. i was just ignoring it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
oh officer, you're so silly. i wasn't breaking the law. i was just ignoring it.
Reposted by Knew Nic
I have a favorite brand of mayonnaise, in case you were wondering whether I’m white.
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have a favorite brand of mayonnaise, in case you were wondering whether I’m white.
Reposted by Knew Nic
OnlyFans because the missus wants a KitchenAid stand mixer..
Please subscribe.
Please subscribe.
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
OnlyFans because the missus wants a KitchenAid stand mixer..
Please subscribe.
Please subscribe.
Reposted by Knew Nic
You know, it's been one week since I've played The Barenaked Ladies...
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
You know, it's been one week since I've played The Barenaked Ladies...
Reposted by Knew Nic
The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The floor is lava, except it’s magma if you’re in the basement.
Reposted by Knew Nic
bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
bitch i’m not late i’m on moon time
Reposted by Knew Nic
I've already brought so much ruckus. Yet I remain committed to bringing even more ruckus.
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've already brought so much ruckus. Yet I remain committed to bringing even more ruckus.
Reposted by Knew Nic
I turn everything into an innuendo, moist of the time.
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I turn everything into an innuendo, moist of the time.