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klaybourne.bsky.social
Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓
swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos

No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text.

mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
My travel map, with my descriptors: (see @danibananica.bsky.social 's replies for a link to the interactive map).

1. Red (lived): more than 3 months, employed
2. Orange (stayed): 2 weeks to 3 months
3. Yellow (visited): 2 nights to 2 weeks
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Why yes, I do line the pan with foil because I’m too lazy to scrub!
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Socrates is not available to shop my Instacart order. I'm gonna be honest, the first shopper assigned to me was Karen, and I almost canceled the order. I didn't, and this is IMPORTANT because I no longer have to throw out the lids I twist off Oreos...😍
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oh no. Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Machine Defense Unit 1-11.
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Saw this Beastmaster Hunter in Legion Remix and immediately thought of @runswindows95.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Another blast from the past:
(from the 2012 exhd)
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Still I feel I was this dog in another life:
(found on my 2011 external hd)
October 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Because on Saturday mornings guildies ride their Voidfire DeathCycles.
October 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Only 22°F above average for early October in Southern Wisconsin. Anyone wanna go to the cabin and see if we can get Socrates (of Instacart fame) to deliver some Doritos and PBR to the middle of nowhere?
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It really was Socrates!
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Plot twist: Socrates is shopping my Instacart order. This could get interesting!
October 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You're an irrepressible wit! I will share out my edibles and bring this:
September 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm here you fuckass bitch
September 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Was gonna fuck around and go through email… but nah. I’d hate to unleash that sort of chaos.
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Physically, I look like I'm working, but mentally I'm trying to figure out how to use those creepy maple sugar people in a Rapture diorama.
September 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
September 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Finally figured out what the secret third thing is:
September 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Dinner. You can tell by the colors it’s a balanced meal.
September 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The word of the day is flipisode. Okay, fine... it's not really a word. But I've been using it for 40 years to describe the tantrums thrown by my sister, who was my elder by 13 years.

I made an Urban Dictionary entry some years ago. It's replete with three typos, so you know it was really me. 😂
September 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Love that owl! 🦉
September 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
With alt text
September 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Reply Guy suggested I'm asshole. While his claim MAY have merit, his reason was sus:
September 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM