James Blackstone
@blackstonejn.bsky.social
PhD Circus Clown, MD, DDS, OPP, Yeah you know me, word to your recently retired mother
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Went outside to watch the last fuck I had to give fly away.
I hope it visits once in a while.
I hope it visits once in a while.
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Went outside to watch the last fuck I had to give fly away.
I hope it visits once in a while.
I hope it visits once in a while.
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In my defense, he said "I was talking to chatgpt" your honor
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
In my defense, he said "I was talking to chatgpt" your honor
“Wow, what a game!,” he says after playing FreeCell for three hours.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
“Wow, what a game!,” he says after playing FreeCell for three hours.
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Did not watch halftime show, am hearing Bad Bunny married all of us to him through the tv? Woke is too much now I fear
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Did not watch halftime show, am hearing Bad Bunny married all of us to him through the tv? Woke is too much now I fear
Drops something on my foot
🎵 I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel / I focus on the pain / The only thing that's real🎶
🎵 I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel / I focus on the pain / The only thing that's real🎶
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Drops something on my foot
🎵 I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel / I focus on the pain / The only thing that's real🎶
🎵 I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel / I focus on the pain / The only thing that's real🎶
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Saw a post that said Robert de Niro did 600 crunches a day
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.
It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.
It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Saw a post that said Robert de Niro did 600 crunches a day
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.
It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.
It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
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Me: "Clear water, pretty fish, otters, penguins, seals! This is the best swimming spot ever!"
Aquarium Employee: "Ma'am, please get out."
Aquarium Employee: "Ma'am, please get out."
February 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Me: "Clear water, pretty fish, otters, penguins, seals! This is the best swimming spot ever!"
Aquarium Employee: "Ma'am, please get out."
Aquarium Employee: "Ma'am, please get out."
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Funny story time because I’m at a daddy daughter dance.. which means my daughter is hanging out with her friends and I’m awkwardly avoiding interacting with the conservative dads. Also the Macarena is playing (foreshadowing).
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Funny story time because I’m at a daddy daughter dance.. which means my daughter is hanging out with her friends and I’m awkwardly avoiding interacting with the conservative dads. Also the Macarena is playing (foreshadowing).
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Googles: How to contract fatal dysentery
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Googles: How to contract fatal dysentery
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I accidentally crushed the entire smurf village. In my defense, I wasn't looking where I was going.
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I accidentally crushed the entire smurf village. In my defense, I wasn't looking where I was going.
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Don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t forget to take your wiener medicine
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t forget to take your wiener medicine
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THEM: Are you desperate for attention or something
ME: [topless in marching band uniform, beating big drum] How dare you
ME: [topless in marching band uniform, beating big drum] How dare you
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
THEM: Are you desperate for attention or something
ME: [topless in marching band uniform, beating big drum] How dare you
ME: [topless in marching band uniform, beating big drum] How dare you
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she is beauty,
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
she is beauty,
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
she is grace
she might stab you in the face
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Me, massively behind and sweating: Antiquities for $400
Ken Jennings: This ancient Roman writer wrote about the known sundial varieties of the roman empire in 25 BCE.
Me, in the verge of throwing up: Who is uuuuhhhh Flavius Flav?
Ken Jennings: This ancient Roman writer wrote about the known sundial varieties of the roman empire in 25 BCE.
Me, in the verge of throwing up: Who is uuuuhhhh Flavius Flav?
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Me, massively behind and sweating: Antiquities for $400
Ken Jennings: This ancient Roman writer wrote about the known sundial varieties of the roman empire in 25 BCE.
Me, in the verge of throwing up: Who is uuuuhhhh Flavius Flav?
Ken Jennings: This ancient Roman writer wrote about the known sundial varieties of the roman empire in 25 BCE.
Me, in the verge of throwing up: Who is uuuuhhhh Flavius Flav?
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i live in the pnw and just found out the seahawks are playing in the superbowl. i still hope bad bunny wins.
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 PM
i live in the pnw and just found out the seahawks are playing in the superbowl. i still hope bad bunny wins.
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gonna lose my shit if Bad Bunny brings out Bugs Bunny as a special guest at the Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
gonna lose my shit if Bad Bunny brings out Bugs Bunny as a special guest at the Super Bowl
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“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
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It's winter for like seven out of twelve months here. Of course I do drugs
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
It's winter for like seven out of twelve months here. Of course I do drugs
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american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
american cheese is just like regular cheese but it owns a gun
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*dapper man in a dinner jacket lights a woman’s cigarette at a roulette table in a Monaco casino*
‘What’s your name?’
‘The name’s And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach’
‘What’s your name?’
‘The name’s And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach’
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 AM
*dapper man in a dinner jacket lights a woman’s cigarette at a roulette table in a Monaco casino*
‘What’s your name?’
‘The name’s And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach’
‘What’s your name?’
‘The name’s And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach’
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Things I don't give a single, solitary fuck about:
1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Things I don't give a single, solitary fuck about:
1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
1. Winter Olympics
2. Superbowl LX
3. Superbowl LX's Halftime Show
4. Any celebrity's relationship status.
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[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
[Arby's drive-thru]
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
(muffled voice from deep inside Trojan horse): ask for extra horsey sauce
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say what you will but the guys penmanship is impeccable
February 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
say what you will but the guys penmanship is impeccable
Superbowl Sunday is here and you know what that means; you have to watch all 59 previous games before today’s game or you’ll be completely lost.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Superbowl Sunday is here and you know what that means; you have to watch all 59 previous games before today’s game or you’ll be completely lost.
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This mixed curling is off. The. Hook.
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
This mixed curling is off. The. Hook.