James Blackstone
@blackstonejn.bsky.social
Circus Clown, Gainfully Employed
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when I dig deep I often find a lot of belly button lint
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
when I dig deep I often find a lot of belly button lint
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people giving cover by breaking down the acceptable levels of child abuse should be launched into the sun
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
people giving cover by breaking down the acceptable levels of child abuse should be launched into the sun
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Happy Caturday
(he’s studying Russian literature)
(he’s studying Russian literature)
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Happy Caturday
(he’s studying Russian literature)
(he’s studying Russian literature)
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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mr gorbachev, can i suck ur dick
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
mr gorbachev, can i suck ur dick
“The forest is full of magic and I’m in the forest, therefore I’m magical.,” he says as the shrooms start to kick in and the mountain lion leaps towards him.
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“The forest is full of magic and I’m in the forest, therefore I’m magical.,” he says as the shrooms start to kick in and the mountain lion leaps towards him.
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"this much flavour would kill a victorian child"
Y'all, victorian children were doing three shots of laudanum before a nice bowl of frosted cocaine flakes for breakfast.
Y'all, victorian children were doing three shots of laudanum before a nice bowl of frosted cocaine flakes for breakfast.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"this much flavour would kill a victorian child"
Y'all, victorian children were doing three shots of laudanum before a nice bowl of frosted cocaine flakes for breakfast.
Y'all, victorian children were doing three shots of laudanum before a nice bowl of frosted cocaine flakes for breakfast.
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We may have entered an era of miracles.
Fell down a 12 foot flight of stairs this morning (2 AM), and my injuries are limited to two patches of carpet burn, four bruises, and severely strained pride.
Fell down a 12 foot flight of stairs this morning (2 AM), and my injuries are limited to two patches of carpet burn, four bruises, and severely strained pride.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We may have entered an era of miracles.
Fell down a 12 foot flight of stairs this morning (2 AM), and my injuries are limited to two patches of carpet burn, four bruises, and severely strained pride.
Fell down a 12 foot flight of stairs this morning (2 AM), and my injuries are limited to two patches of carpet burn, four bruises, and severely strained pride.
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i knew i matured when i stopped killing the spiders in my house. they’re actually kind of cool yk like they just hang out and eat other bugs
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i knew i matured when i stopped killing the spiders in my house. they’re actually kind of cool yk like they just hang out and eat other bugs
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Saturdays are for sucking.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Saturdays are for sucking.
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When you are looking for an Airbnb and you see the word “rustic” it means you have to shit in a hole or it’s a house in a hot climate that is constantly on fire
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When you are looking for an Airbnb and you see the word “rustic” it means you have to shit in a hole or it’s a house in a hot climate that is constantly on fire
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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.
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Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
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asking everyone if they're a cop because trust is for people with hobbies
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
asking everyone if they're a cop because trust is for people with hobbies
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Was sucking dick part of the FBI informant gig?
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Was sucking dick part of the FBI informant gig?
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oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my ass?
i think you mean my twerk of art
i think you mean my twerk of art
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taking out a penis mortgage on a new penis
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
taking out a penis mortgage on a new penis
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do you think monica lewinsky is talking to her therapist about this or
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
do you think monica lewinsky is talking to her therapist about this or
It’s not gay if you’re both president for two terms
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It’s not gay if you’re both president for two terms
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One of my dogs steals socks from the laundry and brings them to my other dog, who then eats them
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
One of my dogs steals socks from the laundry and brings them to my other dog, who then eats them
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another shocking vagina joke
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
another shocking vagina joke
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“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“do the dew” no, i am not sticking my dick in a can of soda ever again
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what if he just spends the rest of his presidency lying on the Lincoln bedroom floor blasting musicals lmaooooo
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
what if he just spends the rest of his presidency lying on the Lincoln bedroom floor blasting musicals lmaooooo
“Well, that was anticlimactic,” he said as he crawled out from the overturned Tercel.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
“Well, that was anticlimactic,” he said as he crawled out from the overturned Tercel.