James Blackstone
@blackstonejn.bsky.social
PhD Circus Clown, MD, DDS, OPP, Yeah you know me, word to your recently retired mother
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they added a new kind of biathlon where competitors alternate cross country skiing and preparing a perfect omelette
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
they added a new kind of biathlon where competitors alternate cross country skiing and preparing a perfect omelette
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I quit my job at Chiquita. The place was completely bananas.
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I quit my job at Chiquita. The place was completely bananas.
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“When I was your age all I wanted in life was to be a ninja turtle. It was the only thing that made sense to a young man with severe emotional problems, and it still is.”
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MAKE YOUR OWN NINJA TURTLE
You've probably heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but how much do you know about the REAL story? DISCOVER THE DARK TRUTH INSIDE!
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February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“When I was your age all I wanted in life was to be a ninja turtle. It was the only thing that made sense to a young man with severe emotional problems, and it still is.”
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noahgrim.com/make-your-ow...
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It’s crazy that biathlon was only invented in 1978 to promote The Spy Who Loved Me but it’s stuck around as an Olympic sport ever since
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
It’s crazy that biathlon was only invented in 1978 to promote The Spy Who Loved Me but it’s stuck around as an Olympic sport ever since
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Reminder, have sex with your wife.
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Reminder, have sex with your wife.
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Not vaginal, not anal, but a secret 3rd thing *BONUS HOLE*
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Not vaginal, not anal, but a secret 3rd thing *BONUS HOLE*
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getting my bikini body ready (waiting for the ground to thaw so the graves are easier to dig up)
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 AM
getting my bikini body ready (waiting for the ground to thaw so the graves are easier to dig up)
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i just saved a bunch of money on my electric bill by being depressed and getting drunk in the dark
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i just saved a bunch of money on my electric bill by being depressed and getting drunk in the dark
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It’s depressing to hear that Ian McKellen will be playing Gandalf again. Surely he’s hogged the role for long enough and it’s time to give Timothée Chalamet a turn
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
It’s depressing to hear that Ian McKellen will be playing Gandalf again. Surely he’s hogged the role for long enough and it’s time to give Timothée Chalamet a turn
I hadn’t heard of a Really Pointy Grenade before today but it’s good to know it’s not something to play catch with
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I hadn’t heard of a Really Pointy Grenade before today but it’s good to know it’s not something to play catch with
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Normalize burping in applause instead of clapping
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Normalize burping in applause instead of clapping
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crash out with your gash out
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
crash out with your gash out
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Suicide is never the answer
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Suicide is never the answer
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not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
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I have so many things I need to do, but all I really want to do is stay in bed. A memoir.
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I have so many things I need to do, but all I really want to do is stay in bed. A memoir.
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Every week I go to the grocery store, buy the biggest lobster in the tank, drive it to the ocean and set it free.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Every week I go to the grocery store, buy the biggest lobster in the tank, drive it to the ocean and set it free.
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realizing I make better eye contact with the pets around than I do my neighbors
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
realizing I make better eye contact with the pets around than I do my neighbors
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i'm not saying i would kill someone for some sharp cheddar right about now but i would say some very mean things to them at least
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 AM
i'm not saying i would kill someone for some sharp cheddar right about now but i would say some very mean things to them at least
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This jizz on my throat looks nothing like a pearl necklace.
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
This jizz on my throat looks nothing like a pearl necklace.
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I don’t care about sports, yes that does include the Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I don’t care about sports, yes that does include the Olympics.
“Watched a couple YouTube videos about it, should be good to go,” he says at the start of another project.
Narrator: “He wasn’t.”
Narrator: “He wasn’t.”
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 PM
“Watched a couple YouTube videos about it, should be good to go,” he says at the start of another project.
Narrator: “He wasn’t.”
Narrator: “He wasn’t.”
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You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on
February 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on
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angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
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she’s a 10, but she pronounces salad with a silent d
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
she’s a 10, but she pronounces salad with a silent d