James Blackstone
@blackstonejn.bsky.social
PhD Circus Clown, MD, DDS, OPP, Yeah you know me, word to your recently retired mother
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angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"
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she’s a 10, but she pronounces salad with a silent d
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
she’s a 10, but she pronounces salad with a silent d
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Some people use their power & money to make others miserable.
…some make more Muppets.
God bless Seth Rogen.
#TheMuppetShow
…some make more Muppets.
God bless Seth Rogen.
#TheMuppetShow
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Some people use their power & money to make others miserable.
…some make more Muppets.
God bless Seth Rogen.
#TheMuppetShow
…some make more Muppets.
God bless Seth Rogen.
#TheMuppetShow
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Adulthood means hurting your back when you don't rest correctly
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Adulthood means hurting your back when you don't rest correctly
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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Yesterday, someone told me it's still February.
a cat is laying on its back on the floor with the words me today below it .
Alt: A dejected cat is lying on its back on the floor, with the words "me today" below it.
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Yesterday, someone told me it's still February.
“Tomorrow brings yesterday’s promise of today,” he says as the edible kicks in.
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“Tomorrow brings yesterday’s promise of today,” he says as the edible kicks in.
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I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven
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Remember when we thought 2026 was going to be better?
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Remember when we thought 2026 was going to be better?
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I found the source of my anxiety. Concrete evidence of my childhood terror: very bad men run the world and no one can stop them
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I found the source of my anxiety. Concrete evidence of my childhood terror: very bad men run the world and no one can stop them
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*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
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You must learn all the dance moves to Thriller if you wanna sleep in my bed. Costumes preferred but not required.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
You must learn all the dance moves to Thriller if you wanna sleep in my bed. Costumes preferred but not required.
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If you call it your morning constitutional, it sounds way better than shitting with your eyes closed and the shower running
February 5, 2026 at 1:10 PM
If you call it your morning constitutional, it sounds way better than shitting with your eyes closed and the shower running
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Goddamn you, snacks. Victory is yours again!
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Goddamn you, snacks. Victory is yours again!
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I’m not saying I’m thirsty, but if I were, there would be signs.
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I’m not saying I’m thirsty, but if I were, there would be signs.
Something usually is
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Something usually is
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Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth
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If you send a man to the grocery store, clear your schedule. You are now live customer support for the entire trip. Might as well go yourself.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If you send a man to the grocery store, clear your schedule. You are now live customer support for the entire trip. Might as well go yourself.
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Bad Santa: Port of Call New Orleans
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Bad Santa: Port of Call New Orleans
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Look, I don't want to be this way. I am trying to mature and grow. I don't want to shove my negative feelings down deep in this middle aged body until we have an out of control emotional white woman situation. It's embarrassing. To me and to other humans. But I swear if one more person...
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Look, I don't want to be this way. I am trying to mature and grow. I don't want to shove my negative feelings down deep in this middle aged body until we have an out of control emotional white woman situation. It's embarrassing. To me and to other humans. But I swear if one more person...
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ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational
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Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.
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🎶I'm just using my female attraction*, on a typical male...🎶
*farts
*farts
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
🎶I'm just using my female attraction*, on a typical male...🎶
*farts
*farts
Time Lord: Traveler, you have reached the very zenith of existence where time begins and ends. What is your question?
Me: So if I jump up will I just keep going?
TL: You’re thinking of gravity.
Me: What the fuck does time do?
TL: (existential crisis)
Me: Neat, well I gotta pee, so…anywhere?
Me: So if I jump up will I just keep going?
TL: You’re thinking of gravity.
Me: What the fuck does time do?
TL: (existential crisis)
Me: Neat, well I gotta pee, so…anywhere?
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Time Lord: Traveler, you have reached the very zenith of existence where time begins and ends. What is your question?
Me: So if I jump up will I just keep going?
TL: You’re thinking of gravity.
Me: What the fuck does time do?
TL: (existential crisis)
Me: Neat, well I gotta pee, so…anywhere?
Me: So if I jump up will I just keep going?
TL: You’re thinking of gravity.
Me: What the fuck does time do?
TL: (existential crisis)
Me: Neat, well I gotta pee, so…anywhere?
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My therapist told me social media was bad for me so I told her the pastry she had on her desk was going to give her diabetes.
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
My therapist told me social media was bad for me so I told her the pastry she had on her desk was going to give her diabetes.