Andy Richter
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I don’t know what film school is teaching “unnecessary-flashback-episode-late-in-the-series-order”, but I wish they’d stop
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I don’t know what film school is teaching “unnecessary-flashback-episode-late-in-the-series-order”, but I wish they’d stop
It’s almost Valentine’s Day - and on the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, we want to hear your YOUNG DUMB LOVE stories! Tell us about all the dumb stuff the young you did for love. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio and we just might talk to you on the air.
February 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
It’s almost Valentine’s Day - and on the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, we want to hear your YOUNG DUMB LOVE stories! Tell us about all the dumb stuff the young you did for love. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio and we just might talk to you on the air.
My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
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"The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday"
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo.
zeteo.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
"The Real Reason Trump Is Skipping the Super Bowl on Sunday"
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
Trump claimed the big game is ‘too far away.’ Privately, his advisers warned he’d likely get booed if he went, sources tell Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social
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It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice
A message from one of the under-acknowledged “non-white supporters of whites”, also known as liars
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
A message from one of the under-acknowledged “non-white supporters of whites”, also known as liars
On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, the very funny and I want to hear your WEIRD PET & ANIMAL stories! Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio and we just might talk to you on the air.
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
On the next Andy Richter Call-In Show, the very funny and I want to hear your WEIRD PET & ANIMAL stories! Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google form in my bio and we just might talk to you on the air.
“What’s your stealthiest chest freezer?”
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“What’s your stealthiest chest freezer?”
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They had Epstein dead to rights. Nearly 3 dozen victims. He shouldve been in jail for life.
They gave him a sweetheart deal that allowed him to keep raping girls while hopping in and out for prison for 13
months..
www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-fbi-...
They gave him a sweetheart deal that allowed him to keep raping girls while hopping in and out for prison for 13
months..
www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-fbi-...
How the FBI Worked Out Epstein’s Sinister Web
Newly released documents show just how much evidence prosecutors had in Florida before Epstein was handed a sweetheart deal.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 PM
They had Epstein dead to rights. Nearly 3 dozen victims. He shouldve been in jail for life.
They gave him a sweetheart deal that allowed him to keep raping girls while hopping in and out for prison for 13
months..
www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-fbi-...
They gave him a sweetheart deal that allowed him to keep raping girls while hopping in and out for prison for 13
months..
www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-fbi-...
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If this is the same Peter Attia MD who was just revealed as one of Bari Weiss's big new additions to CBS News, he can just tell the stories about the "outrageous" life Jeffrey Epstein led on the Evening News.
Think of the ratings!
Think of the ratings!
And Peter Attia MD telling Epstein the biggest problem with being his friend is he can’t tell anyone about the life he lives. Nice.
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
If this is the same Peter Attia MD who was just revealed as one of Bari Weiss's big new additions to CBS News, he can just tell the stories about the "outrageous" life Jeffrey Epstein led on the Evening News.
Think of the ratings!
Think of the ratings!
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This Wednesday on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, I want to hear your BAD BREAKUP STORIES! I’ll be joined by the great Mae Martin. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. As always, Wild-Cards welcome.
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This Wednesday on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, I want to hear your BAD BREAKUP STORIES! I’ll be joined by the great Mae Martin. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. As always, Wild-Cards welcome.
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Remember when federal agents shot that guy in the back? It was because of a completely unrelated thing had nothing to do with and wasn’t present for. Shame on you for being angry about it! bsky.app/profile/davi...
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Remember when federal agents shot that guy in the back? It was because of a completely unrelated thing had nothing to do with and wasn’t present for. Shame on you for being angry about it! bsky.app/profile/davi...
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The left didn’t make the men you ordered to occupy the city for no reason shoot a man in the back. The left didn’t tell a bunch of masked armed yahoos that they had “total immunity” and you would let them get away with murder if it came to that.
January 25, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The left didn’t make the men you ordered to occupy the city for no reason shoot a man in the back. The left didn’t tell a bunch of masked armed yahoos that they had “total immunity” and you would let them get away with murder if it came to that.
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They know their defenses are lies and that everyone knows they’re lying, so they have to push the negative polarization button in the hopes that their supporters rationalize the indefensible. It’s worked so far bsky.app/profile/jwmu...
Putin pioneered this. No opposition is legitimate. Regular, decent, “ordinary” people cannot possibly be against us because only we represent “the real people.”
Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.
Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
They know their defenses are lies and that everyone knows they’re lying, so they have to push the negative polarization button in the hopes that their supporters rationalize the indefensible. It’s worked so far bsky.app/profile/jwmu...
This Wednesday on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, I want to hear your BAD BREAKUP STORIES! I’ll be joined by the great Mae Martin. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. As always, Wild-Cards welcome.
January 23, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This Wednesday on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, I want to hear your BAD BREAKUP STORIES! I’ll be joined by the great Mae Martin. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. As always, Wild-Cards welcome.
Just popping in to report that if you wear your “Chinga La Migra/Chinga Tu MAGA” shirt to the Burbank Costco, the reactions will be positive (and if you’re wondering I got the shirt, I don’t remember, and for Christ’s sake you’re literally on the internet right now).
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Just popping in to report that if you wear your “Chinga La Migra/Chinga Tu MAGA” shirt to the Burbank Costco, the reactions will be positive (and if you’re wondering I got the shirt, I don’t remember, and for Christ’s sake you’re literally on the internet right now).
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i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
This Wednesday on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, I want to hear your WEIRD INJURY STORIES! I’ll be joined by comedian and actress Martha Kelly (Baskets! Euphoria!). Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. As always, Wild-Cards welcome.
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
This Wednesday on the Andy Richter Call-In Show, I want to hear your WEIRD INJURY STORIES! I’ll be joined by comedian and actress Martha Kelly (Baskets! Euphoria!). Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio. As always, Wild-Cards welcome.
Mf’ers in this ice cream shop sampling every mf’ing flavor like they’ve never had ice cream before or are never going to have it again. It’s cookies and cream, dummy, wtf do you think it tastes like?
January 18, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Mf’ers in this ice cream shop sampling every mf’ing flavor like they’ve never had ice cream before or are never going to have it again. It’s cookies and cream, dummy, wtf do you think it tastes like?
This dog, every time she comes through the dog door flap from the back yard:
“WHERE MY LAPS AT?”
“WHERE MY LAPS AT?”
January 18, 2026 at 4:32 AM
This dog, every time she comes through the dog door flap from the back yard:
“WHERE MY LAPS AT?”
“WHERE MY LAPS AT?”
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Amazing how quickly the pretext for invading a city just falls away. The circular justification in Minneapolis is now “we are punishing the city for resisting our punishment.
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Amazing how quickly the pretext for invading a city just falls away. The circular justification in Minneapolis is now “we are punishing the city for resisting our punishment.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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This is what people on Fox are like. People watch Fox because they like this.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
This is what people on Fox are like. People watch Fox because they like this.