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average against the machine
And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?
looking healthy, sir
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Something about all the intraparty squabbling about the 2028 Dem nominee at this particular juncture feels like trying to decide on what to order for breakfast tomorrow on the Titanic as the ocean pours in.
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Trump being rejected by the cool kids for his billion dollar boondoggle club has to sting him. I think he’s still haunted by his pre politics fame days when actual impressive celebrities would come to his parties. No wonder he keeps trying to live in that era.
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
So, uh, anybody have good blood orange recipes?
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It’s Whiskey Friday in Greenland.
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Dear Prime Minister Carney,

What's the story, morning glory?
What's the word, humming bird?
Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?

Thank you for your attention in this matter!
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Going out on a limb, but I think it's bad for the world's richest man to have his own pet federal judge he can direct all his cases to.
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’ve been to that exhibit. The signs were illuminating. But this administration intends to dim all light.
Signs about the history of slavery in the U.S. and the 9 people George Washington enslaved are being removed right now at the President’s House Site in Philadelphia, across from Independence Hall, months after the Trump administration threatend to do so.

How far we have not come in 250 years.
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Honestly think some Democrats in Congress have decided if they accuse ICE of the atrocities they are actively committing they’ll sound too extreme, too unhinged.
January 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Front page of tomorrow's Star Tribune.
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Every story about the sycophants Trump gave insane power is shocking and yet not shocking.
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Oh no
January 22, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Are things dire enough yet to activate Bo Burnham to drop a special?
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Better get the Peace Board right on that.
Trump says sharing “fake and fraudulent” polling should be a criminal offense, then goes on to list every major news outlet, writing that “something has to be done” about them.
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Kind of feel like when your gang is murdering and child snatching, the answer to, “Why can’t people just leave us alone to do our thing?” is pretty self evident.
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Have they considered not holding people down and blasting them in the face with pepper spray from 3 inches away?
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.

“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Did he put everyone in bikinis?
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 PM
You can see why Trump thinks he's a sick individual.
Jack Smith: "I love my country & believe deeply in the core principles on which it was founded. For nearly 3 decades I've served as a career prosecutor in both Republican & Democrats administrations... I have no partisan loyalties. My career has been devoted to upholding the rule of law"
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
UK - 457
Canada - 159
France - 90
Germany - 62
Italy - 53
Poland - 44
Denmark - 42

Trumps that have served - 0
Trump on NATO: "I've always said, will they be there if we ever needed them? That's really the ultimate test. I'm not sure of that. We've never needed them. They'll say they sent some troops to Afghanistan and this or that. And they did. They stayed a little back, off the front lines."
January 22, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I think there should be an Oscar for best movie under 100 minutes. Let's incentivize this.
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM