The Blaine Clause
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🎶 there must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found / for when they placed it on his head he began to reproduce 🎶
December 7, 2023 at 3:07 PM
🎶 there must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found / for when they placed it on his head he began to reproduce 🎶
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mister Lawrence
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mister Lawrence
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Mister Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Mister Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Vicki Lawrence
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Merry Christmas, Vicki Lawrence
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Shingles All the Way
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Shingles All the Way
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As you wish
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December 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
As you wish
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🎶 I saw Mommy blow the Sparkletts guy 🎶
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🎶 I saw Mommy blow the Sparkletts guy 🎶
quick get MAD TV back on the air in Canada so i can pitch Knives Oot
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
quick get MAD TV back on the air in Canada so i can pitch Knives Oot
find someone who looks at you the way a boomer looks at a delivery robot
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
find someone who looks at you the way a boomer looks at a delivery robot
hey Quinn i spotted you backstage at the BroadStage in Santa Monica @quinncy.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
hey Quinn i spotted you backstage at the BroadStage in Santa Monica @quinncy.bsky.social
spilled a soda on my compu r sk me nyth ng
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
spilled a soda on my compu r sk me nyth ng
the republican obsession with trans people is creepy and fucked up
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the republican obsession with trans people is creepy and fucked up
you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but are you ready for Elf Shit Behind Your Books
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but are you ready for Elf Shit Behind Your Books
the Amish aren't into feet pics because they think the camera captures their soles
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the Amish aren't into feet pics because they think the camera captures their soles
operator: Suicide Hotline
me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song
operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song
operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
operator: Suicide Hotline
me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song
operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song
operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor
Bill Paxton in the streets, Bill Pullman in the sheets
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bill Paxton in the streets, Bill Pullman in the sheets
caveman: i never got closure with my family
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
caveman: i never got closure with my family
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
therapist: yeah, you got FROZURE!
caveman:
therapist: as in "froze your" ass off for sixty thousand years
caveman:
therapist:
caveman: also i'm afraid of cars
Trump is a great president the way the Great Depression was a great depression
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump is a great president the way the Great Depression was a great depression
the fuck is this shit
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the fuck is this shit
(youth pastor voice) you know who else impregnated a virgin? Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
(youth pastor voice) you know who else impregnated a virgin? Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
remember the scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis gives the guy a watch for Christmas
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
remember the scene in Die Hard where Bruce Willis gives the guy a watch for Christmas
if today is Saturday then this is tonight
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
if today is Saturday then this is tonight
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t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon