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Jimmy Pardo
@jimmypardo.com
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Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band.
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Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo.com · Feb 28
Why can’t this dickfuck get hit in the back of the head by a Titleist from the foursome behind him?
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This was the 1st regular season football game I’ve watched in decades. My point? Chicago can thank me for the win! Whatta game!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Look at this! I joined @jackiekashian.bsky.social & Dork (Forest) out about the zillion concerts I've attended!!
Links & such below!
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This weeks episode of the fork forest is w @jimmypardo.com. He tells me about the SO MANY concerts he’s gone to. I ask about parking. Here’s a clip!
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I'll be one of Doug Benson's "Doug Loves Movies' 12 Guests Of Christmas" TONIGHT at The Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Come watch me get eliminated early & Riki, Samm, or Geoff win!

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December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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“All In The Family” is my 2nd favorite TV show (behind “The Dick Van Dyke Show”).
“This Is Spinal Tap” & “A Few Good Men” are two of my all time favorite movies.
So, it was a dream come true when Rob Reiner was the guest on “Never Not Funny”.
Truly heartbroken over news of his passing.
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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BIG YEAR-END SALE!!!
"StillTalking 2025 Tour" Merch
Use code NYE25 to get 51% off! That's right, that's more than 1/2 off!
Let's clear this storage locker!

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Tour Merchandise
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December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Tomorrow! 12/13 -7pm

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December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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The first 2 dates of my "I'm Cleaning House 2026 Tour" are in!

March 22- Zanies in Rosemont!
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March 25- Comedy Attic in Bloomington, IN
www.comedyattic.com/shows/347866

99.9% chance Oliver Pardo will be on these shows!!

Come for the kid, stay for the old man!
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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This Saturday!!
Dec 13!
Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank!!
7pm showtime!
Oliver Pardo & Matt Donaher join me!!

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December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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This is bullshit! Target doesn’t have the Wicked bedsheets in king size!
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Thanks to everyone who attended the annual Virtual holiday show last night! Oliver & I had a blast!!!
MOUSE UP!!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Less than 8 hours away!

Jimmy's Annual Virtual Holiday Show!

11/29 - 6pm Pacific

Oliver Pardo will be there... will he be doing any of his hot impressions? Find out by joining us!

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November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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TOMORROW!!
Join Oliver Pardo and me for 90-120 minutes of stupidity!!
My Annual Virtual Holiday Show!

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November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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SALE!! SALE!! SALE!! SALE!!
It's the "Jimmy Pardo Clean Out The Storage Unit Black Friday Sale!"
Use promo code TURKEY and 50% OFF! That's HALF OFF!!!
Come and get it!!

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November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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3 days until this year's Virtual Holiday Show!
Saturday, November 29 @ 6pm Pacific!

Oliver Pardo joins me.
Come for the kid, stay for my bullsh*t!

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November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Our president is insane & we will soon be living in Gilead! Until then... let's hang & laugh at my annual virtual holiday show.
Oliver Pardo joins me!!

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November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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My honor.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Less than 3 weeks away!
November 29 - 6pm PT

Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!

Join Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!

Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
Jimmy Pardo Virtual Holiday Show 2025 Tickets | Jimmy Pardo
Join Jimmy for his annual on-line holiday show. Well, "show" is a strong word... it's more of a hangout with Jimmy (& Oliver).
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November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Another great essay from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social

Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
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Hyundai Safety Warning for Anyone Over 40
Shiny dashboard reveals terrible truth about your neck.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The wonderful @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social nails it!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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One vote towards saving democracy!
November 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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ON SALE NOW!
Jimmy Pardo Annual VIRTUAL Holiday Show!
November 29 - 6pm PT

This Thanksgiving weekend, spend some time with Jimmy & special guest Oliver Pardo for a night of stupidity & fun!

Tickets at jimmypardo.simpletix.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Congratulations????
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Hello trick & treaters!
This Sunday, November 2 - 7pm

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH - Music Comedy Game Show
Hosted by @murrayv.bsky.social
I'm on the panel along w @blainecapatch.bsky.social & @katcorbett.bsky.social

Tix:
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October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Saw a screening of BADLANDS last night. Holy hell!! Springsteen lived a crazy life!!
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM