Tammy Golden
@tammygolden.bsky.social
Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
hey @msnowevents.bsky.social why the hell am I watching a 3 minute Billy Graham ad on MSNOW? Are there gonna be cringier ads without the NBC backing?
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
hey @msnowevents.bsky.social why the hell am I watching a 3 minute Billy Graham ad on MSNOW? Are there gonna be cringier ads without the NBC backing?
Well put. It's easy to be an ice agent or a Steven Miller type when you do not consider anyone else human.
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Well put. It's easy to be an ice agent or a Steven Miller type when you do not consider anyone else human.
A few articles from 2002, 2003 respectively (other one below) where, oh boy they ALMOST got it. Almost. /8OFMptJ3Y1wDxj7Fp
Jeffrey Epstein: International Moneyman of Mystery
“Terrific guy,” Donald Trump booms from a speakerphone. “He’s a lot of fun to be with.”
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November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A few articles from 2002, 2003 respectively (other one below) where, oh boy they ALMOST got it. Almost. /8OFMptJ3Y1wDxj7Fp
My takeaway is that he PROMISED to take a bullet and I'm still waiting. YOU PROMISED, DUDE!
Olivia Nuzzi loved RFK Jr., his politics and the man himself. He called her “Livvy” and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby and promised to take a bullet for her. Now she’s written a book about him: American Canto. 😳
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My takeaway is that he PROMISED to take a bullet and I'm still waiting. YOU PROMISED, DUDE!
Weird that 5-second video dinosaur Vine is coming back, now with 6-second videos, especially if Vine was -- I think -- a pun on "V" being 5 in roman numerals. They should call it VI-ne.
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Weird that 5-second video dinosaur Vine is coming back, now with 6-second videos, especially if Vine was -- I think -- a pun on "V" being 5 in roman numerals. They should call it VI-ne.
Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists
That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres
A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.
Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles
Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So:
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So:
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
Reposted by Tammy Golden
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
That's just silly, it's gonna get covered up when they spraypaint the entire place gold and rename it the Gold House. Work smarter, not harder, guys!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That's just silly, it's gonna get covered up when they spraypaint the entire place gold and rename it the Gold House. Work smarter, not harder, guys!!
Reposted by Tammy Golden
oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
So glad that Dick Cheney didn't live to see these election results!
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So glad that Dick Cheney didn't live to see these election results!
Fun to watch a bunch of white middle aged GOP men lose to people of color and women. It almost makes me dare to hope. ALMOST!
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fun to watch a bunch of white middle aged GOP men lose to people of color and women. It almost makes me dare to hope. ALMOST!
Psst! New Louvre p/w is "Metropolitan Museum of Art"
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Psst! New Louvre p/w is "Metropolitan Museum of Art"
The REAL Louvre gem is that the p/w was "Louvre"
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The REAL Louvre gem is that the p/w was "Louvre"
Daylight savings ends tonight! An extra hour to curl into a fetal position and cry about the state of the world!
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Daylight savings ends tonight! An extra hour to curl into a fetal position and cry about the state of the world!
The heartwarming friendship between a dog and a 12-ft skeleton
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The heartwarming friendship between a dog and a 12-ft skeleton
It's Halloween today and I'm in the process of getting a dental implant, so right now I have a metal spike in lieu of a back molar, too far back for anyone to see. Does this qualify me to go as Richard Kiel from Moonraker?
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It's Halloween today and I'm in the process of getting a dental implant, so right now I have a metal spike in lieu of a back molar, too far back for anyone to see. Does this qualify me to go as Richard Kiel from Moonraker?
I hate gay halloween. What do you mean that you and your friends are all going as different hat blossoms from Blossom
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hate gay halloween. What do you mean that you and your friends are all going as different hat blossoms from Blossom
I'm sorry but all I can see here is Jeffrey Tambor
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'm sorry but all I can see here is Jeffrey Tambor
Gonna pronounce the word "biopic" like "myopic" to see how long it takes to get disinvited from all parties
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gonna pronounce the word "biopic" like "myopic" to see how long it takes to get disinvited from all parties