Tammy Golden
@tammygolden.bsky.social
Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
it's got a real CHRISTMAS STORY "I can't put my arms down" vibe.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it's got a real CHRISTMAS STORY "I can't put my arms down" vibe.
Huh. This is from today. New #AccidentalPicard -- presidential dickie/unquiet piggy edition
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Huh. This is from today. New #AccidentalPicard -- presidential dickie/unquiet piggy edition
Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this
Uh. This just in.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Uh. This just in.
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists
That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres
A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.
Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles
Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So:
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So:
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
That's just silly, it's gonna get covered up when they spraypaint the entire place gold and rename it the Gold House. Work smarter, not harder, guys!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That's just silly, it's gonna get covered up when they spraypaint the entire place gold and rename it the Gold House. Work smarter, not harder, guys!!
The heartwarming friendship between a dog and a 12-ft skeleton
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The heartwarming friendship between a dog and a 12-ft skeleton
It's Halloween today and I'm in the process of getting a dental implant, so right now I have a metal spike in lieu of a back molar, too far back for anyone to see. Does this qualify me to go as Richard Kiel from Moonraker?
October 31, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It's Halloween today and I'm in the process of getting a dental implant, so right now I have a metal spike in lieu of a back molar, too far back for anyone to see. Does this qualify me to go as Richard Kiel from Moonraker?
I hate gay halloween. What do you mean that you and your friends are all going as different hat blossoms from Blossom
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hate gay halloween. What do you mean that you and your friends are all going as different hat blossoms from Blossom
I'm sorry but all I can see here is Jeffrey Tambor
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I'm sorry but all I can see here is Jeffrey Tambor
Well as long as you're being benevolent about it
October 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Well as long as you're being benevolent about it
A guitar works like a lamp or a vacuum, right?
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A guitar works like a lamp or a vacuum, right?
I get it. I too, have been abandoned for not being hot enough
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I get it. I too, have been abandoned for not being hot enough
The talented, beautiful Kristin Scott Thomas on a couch made entirely of abs
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The talented, beautiful Kristin Scott Thomas on a couch made entirely of abs
Where's Arthur Dent when you need him
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Where's Arthur Dent when you need him
Hey guys it's FINALLY infrastructure week!
October 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hey guys it's FINALLY infrastructure week!
Enjoying Tim Robinson's The Chair Company and that Dan Flashes-esque overpatterened shirts are in the same universe as I Think You Should Leave
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Enjoying Tim Robinson's The Chair Company and that Dan Flashes-esque overpatterened shirts are in the same universe as I Think You Should Leave
