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@bitterkarella.bsky.social
Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️⚧️👺 He/Her, She/Him. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5 (Tenebrous Press), Moonflow (Orbit)
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Moonflow
Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
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My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
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the big losers in this blessed new age of polyamory will be dogshit men and they will deserve it
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
the big losers in this blessed new age of polyamory will be dogshit men and they will deserve it
phew, that's a relief!
A lot of people are talking about whether Trump is going to go to war with Iran but not enough people are talking about the fact that Trump has no legal authority to do so without Congressional authorization
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
phew, that's a relief!
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Any Representative or Senator not filing articles of impeachment over this circus as soon as they get into the office is unworthy of their station and unfit for the job
Open, shut
That fucking simple
Open, shut
That fucking simple
January 3, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Any Representative or Senator not filing articles of impeachment over this circus as soon as they get into the office is unworthy of their station and unfit for the job
Open, shut
That fucking simple
Open, shut
That fucking simple
Evil fucking country
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Evil fucking country
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screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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so blessed to get a little sneak peek at the new @briewoodfiction.bsky.social joint before you rest of y'all because you are not ready!!! finally the trans narrative that recognizes "IT IS FUN TO BE A CUNT" 😭😭😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
so blessed to get a little sneak peek at the new @briewoodfiction.bsky.social joint before you rest of y'all because you are not ready!!! finally the trans narrative that recognizes "IT IS FUN TO BE A CUNT" 😭😭😭😭
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Moonflow (2025) by Bitter Karella
![Fionna and Cake screenshot from episode The Bear and the Rose. Huntress Wizard and Witch Wizard are on a large branch in twisted forest, mushrooms growing around them. Witch Wizard is suspended in white vines.
Witch Wizard: [In sing song voice] You're trapped](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v5q7qoomdtlfm6qhryhzsrjl/bafkreifpvdsjhsg5yoavpneo3qvooiut47ci5zf4malud5zyxuswyyz7aq@jpeg)
![Continuation of scene now close up on Witch Wizard looking deformed and crazed.
Witch Wizard: [in normal voice] We'll stay here and suckle on](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v5q7qoomdtlfm6qhryhzsrjl/bafkreigsubvmj4f2la4gntscdr6usww3x4bivd7g535lsz47kn7zsv3db4@jpeg)
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Moonflow (2025) by Bitter Karella
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Writing What Hurts: Favorite Books 2025 My Favorite book (guess) plus my 9 other (making ten) favorites from the 51 Books I read. @bitterkarella.bsky.social @patrickbarb.bsky.social @blacktopkid.bsky.social @lauriedoveauthor.bsky.social
Writing What Hurts: Favorite Books 2025
All 51 Books I read this year, my ten favorites, my Favorite. Bring on 2026
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January 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Writing What Hurts: Favorite Books 2025 My Favorite book (guess) plus my 9 other (making ten) favorites from the 51 Books I read. @bitterkarella.bsky.social @patrickbarb.bsky.social @blacktopkid.bsky.social @lauriedoveauthor.bsky.social
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Long live 10p
10p ruled in 2025.
We're a 2-person vessel at core, but it takes Ebs on SPLIT SCREAM, an army of SKULL & LAURELists & 100+ creators to make every page sing.
Tempted to tag & shout out the entire Cult but dammit I'm tired & I'm gonna ride out '25 on the couch instead.
HNY, Weirdos🖤☠️
Alex + Matt
We're a 2-person vessel at core, but it takes Ebs on SPLIT SCREAM, an army of SKULL & LAURELists & 100+ creators to make every page sing.
Tempted to tag & shout out the entire Cult but dammit I'm tired & I'm gonna ride out '25 on the couch instead.
HNY, Weirdos🖤☠️
Alex + Matt
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Long live 10p
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Time for the yearly newsletter post where I round up my favorite books from 2025! This has some great ones from @bitterkarella.bsky.social @reproutopia.bsky.social @ericlarocca.bsky.social @chuckwendig.bsky.social @peterbeinart.bsky.social and others!
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The Best Books of 2025
Read my list of the top books released in 2025.
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January 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Time for the yearly newsletter post where I round up my favorite books from 2025! This has some great ones from @bitterkarella.bsky.social @reproutopia.bsky.social @ericlarocca.bsky.social @chuckwendig.bsky.social @peterbeinart.bsky.social and others!
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Let's just say that, if I were the mad king, the ladies of the court would be currying my favor by altering their bodies in ways that we could ALL enjoy (ie getting fat) instead of all looking like the corpse of jocelyn wildenstein
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Let's just say that, if I were the mad king, the ladies of the court would be currying my favor by altering their bodies in ways that we could ALL enjoy (ie getting fat) instead of all looking like the corpse of jocelyn wildenstein
i don't have any friends who got surgery to look evil, so i feel pretty okay making fun of the people who got surgery to look evil
I usually like his posts but I really can't understand why Dr Devon Price had this whole Thing about how we shouldn't mock fascists' appearances because the Trump admin won't see our posts but our ugly crusty friends with botched lip fillers will, and sincerely fuck off
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i don't have any friends who got surgery to look evil, so i feel pretty okay making fun of the people who got surgery to look evil
In 1989, my family lived in Seoul, and one of my distinct memories is going with my dad to a certain random office building downtown where if you knew the right door to knock on, you could buy pirated video games for literal pennies.
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In 1989, my family lived in Seoul, and one of my distinct memories is going with my dad to a certain random office building downtown where if you knew the right door to knock on, you could buy pirated video games for literal pennies.
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tag yourself. i'm "i love religious movies!" guy
modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
tag yourself. i'm "i love religious movies!" guy
Gamemaster Anthony confirmed as the true final boss of the internet
GAMEMASTER ANTHONY NAMEDROPPED DAVID GONTERMAN?!?!?!?!?
This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Gamemaster Anthony confirmed as the true final boss of the internet
So proud of my boy sandy, being such a good big brother for his new sibling Jasper
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
So proud of my boy sandy, being such a good big brother for his new sibling Jasper
i'm absolutely obsessed with the flute tune. It reminds me of a time when the Internet was still kind of fun and had cool things on it
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The Flute Tune (Soulpride Remix) 10 Hours
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December 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i'm absolutely obsessed with the flute tune. It reminds me of a time when the Internet was still kind of fun and had cool things on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDNQ...
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i will never stop. i will never moderate. i will never treat anyone forcing this shit down the world's throat as though they are anything but antisocial wreckers divorced from even the most cursory understanding of beauty and joy
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i will never stop. i will never moderate. i will never treat anyone forcing this shit down the world's throat as though they are anything but antisocial wreckers divorced from even the most cursory understanding of beauty and joy
my time has come
@bitterkarella.bsky.social finally you can write fat Nancy Drew fic unimpeded
The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1. n.pr/4scrT9d
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my time has come
this essay is so embarrassingly bad, both in concept and execution, that it should torch whatever reputation this erin underwood has as a writer
Not only does this have the sing-songy rhetorical stylings of an LLM text itself, nothing about it appears to be true. Contracts are a 4000-year-old social practice; how did they become incomprehensible to the unaided human mind last year?
Erin Underwood: Open Letter to the Science Fiction Writers Association and Community
Hi Friends, Erin Underwood After writing the letter below, I thought rather than sending it to SFWA only, I’d share it with Mike at File 770 along with a note that read: “Am I crazy? Will this blow…
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December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
this essay is so embarrassingly bad, both in concept and execution, that it should torch whatever reputation this erin underwood has as a writer
we do live in incredibly isolating times, but also, if you've ever met one of these male loneliness epidemic guys, they're always uniquely committed to being really unpleasant. yeah it's a real headscratcher why no one wants to fuck this whiny little bitch
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
we do live in incredibly isolating times, but also, if you've ever met one of these male loneliness epidemic guys, they're always uniquely committed to being really unpleasant. yeah it's a real headscratcher why no one wants to fuck this whiny little bitch
i love my cats so much, you guys <3 my three perfect children
December 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i love my cats so much, you guys <3 my three perfect children
"YES fat chicks!" that's the bitter karella guarantee! 👍
Something I appreciate in both Moonflow and Black Flame is the way both @bitterkarella.bsky.social and @scumbelievable.bsky.social write fat femmes as being objects of desire. It’s just nice 😌
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"YES fat chicks!" that's the bitter karella guarantee! 👍