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Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️⚧️👺 He/Her, She/Him. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5 (Tenebrous Press), Moonflow (Orbit)
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Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
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My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
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Also "allowed one phone call for saving an agent's life" is literally ripping the Constitution to sheds and wiping your ass with it
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
They were eventually allowed one phone call as a thanks for saving the agent’s life.
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
They used it to call their lawyer, who called their state representative, who ultimately got them released on the condition they tell people they were “treated kindly.”
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Also "allowed one phone call for saving an agent's life" is literally ripping the Constitution to sheds and wiping your ass with it
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Congress voted for more money for more of this
In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
Disabled son of ICE detainee dies after 30 days of hospitalization
It had been months since Wael Tarabishi seen his father. The family is calling on ICE to release Maher Tarabishi so he may attend his son's funeral.
www.wfaa.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Congress voted for more money for more of this
it's not betty boop weight gain!!! it's betty boop inflation!!
Listened to that Betty Boop episode of Special Presentation. At two points @bitterkarella.bsky.social and @teeaitchare.bsky.social come close to discussing the Betty weight gain, but then they go off topic and never end up discussing the Betty weight gain. 0/10 ep unsubbing rating the podcast 1 star
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
it's not betty boop weight gain!!! it's betty boop inflation!!
we're going to win!
It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
Outside the Twin Cities this morning, where it is -19F—
Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 PM
we're going to win!
reviewers dinging my book because they disbelieve easily provable facts (ie california used to belong to mexico) 🙃
January 23, 2026 at 7:45 AM
reviewers dinging my book because they disbelieve easily provable facts (ie california used to belong to mexico) 🙃
i can't believe that dan bongino and greg bovino are different guys. what's next, some guy called bill bobino?? or jim buttino???? fucking clown show of a regime.
January 23, 2026 at 7:43 AM
i can't believe that dan bongino and greg bovino are different guys. what's next, some guy called bill bobino?? or jim buttino???? fucking clown show of a regime.
on my way to the tesla restaurant to get myself a dilberito
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 AM
on my way to the tesla restaurant to get myself a dilberito
hey, whatever happened to that elon musk restaurant?
Tesla will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
Tesla to Sell Optimus Robots to Public Next Year, Musk Says
Tesla Inc. will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
bloom.bg
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 AM
hey, whatever happened to that elon musk restaurant?
credit where it's due, this is nice at least
Notching a rare win: House passed spending bills with all anti-trans riders removed—no care bans, no school funding threats, nothing.
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...
BREAKING: House Passes Spending Bills With All Anti-Trans Riders Stripped Out
Provisions targeting gender-affirming care and trans students were removed during negotiations. The bill now heads to the Senate
open.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
credit where it's due, this is nice at least
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You cannot reform this.
You cannot fix this.
You end this and prosecute EVERYONE involved.
You cannot fix this.
You end this and prosecute EVERYONE involved.
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 AM
You cannot reform this.
You cannot fix this.
You end this and prosecute EVERYONE involved.
You cannot fix this.
You end this and prosecute EVERYONE involved.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I feel that this may not turn out to be a good idea.
Trump Administration Providing Weapons Grade Plutonium to Sam Altman
The White House is providing plutonium to Sam Altman's Oklo, one of four US companies chosen to test experimental reactor designs.
futurism.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:19 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hot people love Moonflow! 🖤
The penultimate summary of my 2025 reading year is live! Cheers to @danielleyvonne.bsky.social and @candacenola.bsky.social ! Find out what I say about R. J. Benetti, @bitterkarella.bsky.social , @ronaldkelly.bsky.social and Tom Holt here:
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01/21/2026 Guest Review: Craig Brownlie
It’s Been A Year, Part 6Reviews and thoughts on writing with Craig BrownlieSuch big britches, but it’s been a minute since I’ve done any reviews because 2025 has been a worse year than even 2024, whic...
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January 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hot people love Moonflow! 🖤
somebody call the WAHHHmbulance
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 4:56 PM
somebody call the WAHHHmbulance
it's gonna be lit, as the kids say!
The preliminary schedule for @scaresthatcare.bsky.social Authorcon has dropped and ya Boi will be talking poetry on Friday with @kaijupoet.bsky.social and @meltdownmessiah.bsky.social. then I get to do a reading on Saturday with @bitterkarella.bsky.social . That is so damn rad!!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 4:51 PM
it's gonna be lit, as the kids say!
terror management theory is undefeated for predicting dork ass losers
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
terror management theory is undefeated for predicting dork ass losers
genuinely, she seems kinda stupid
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
genuinely, she seems kinda stupid
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Everyone, join the party
Local orgs are calling for a general strike in Oakland. There will be a march and rally starting at Fruitvale BART 1/23 @ 4pm. Will try to cover.
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Everyone, join the party
Niiiceeee
now that i've built myself a place to read, i can sit down and enjoy my christmas present, @bitterkarella.bsky.social's ~moonflow~
holy mushrooms
holy mushrooms
January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Niiiceeee
"so europe doesn't like fascist imperialism now? how curious! perhaps, if you were a smart student of history like me, you would know that they had a different opinion one hundred years ago 🤔🤔🤔" ok sure whatever man
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"so europe doesn't like fascist imperialism now? how curious! perhaps, if you were a smart student of history like me, you would know that they had a different opinion one hundred years ago 🤔🤔🤔" ok sure whatever man
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lmao this doofus thought it'd be all "richard hanania, welcome to the resistance"
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM
lmao this doofus thought it'd be all "richard hanania, welcome to the resistance"
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Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
i am begging my fellow americans, when some foreigner posts something like "i can't believe america elected this deranged pedophile," please stop responding with AHEM, NOT ALL AMERICANS 🤓. you're embarrassing yourselves
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
i am begging my fellow americans, when some foreigner posts something like "i can't believe america elected this deranged pedophile," please stop responding with AHEM, NOT ALL AMERICANS 🤓. you're embarrassing yourselves
Saw the new zootopia movie and, boy, that city sure has a lot of problems with shadowy government conspiracies to foment racist pogroms
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Saw the new zootopia movie and, boy, that city sure has a lot of problems with shadowy government conspiracies to foment racist pogroms