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Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better

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My brother has a podcast that both mocks old horror movies and has creepy strange occurrences episodes. Do with that what you will. 👻 🫣 www.patreon.com/horror4h
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I was just looking up something boring on eBay and the algorithm offered me a flat in County Durham. Who the heck sells or buys property on eBay? It seems a bit casual.
February 18, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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I don't like modern 'blade' hand dryers because they don't have a nozzle you can turn to face upwards to blast some volume into your hair #LankyLocks
February 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Do dogs wonder why we don’t lick them back?
February 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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That noise was a last chance to be right about something, paranoia or just reality or nothing means anything. I listened for what seemed like two meaningful noises and realized I'm philosophically nosey
February 19, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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It’s my party and I repost my shit if I want to 🎶
February 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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If I don’t have object permanence, why can’t I get this gum out of my hair?
February 19, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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I watched a Winnie the Pooh movie last night and put my pants on last this morning
February 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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I need hikers to stop lording their happy-go-lucky attitude over me
February 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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cat: ok, we’re getting out of here, I’ve got an escape plan

baby: ok, I’ll tell the dog

cat: no! don’t tell the dog, he’s a snitch
February 19, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Lighting in a bottle is my stage name
February 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Current news makes me feel like I need to watch So I Married An Axe Murderer again and pay more attention to what the Scottish dad says about The Pentaverate
February 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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I feel like that bus would have stopped for me if I was pretty enough or had not been busy recreating Saturn Devouring His Son with an ice hockey helmet and a dressmaker's dummy.
February 19, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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*shark tank*

(priming harpoon gun) sharks I'm here to see if you can stay under with 3 barrels in you
February 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Despite being severely allergic to ant bites, stepping on their colonies was a hill he was willing to die on.
February 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Is a Purple People Eater a people eater that is purple, or an eater that eats purple people?

Asking for a friend in the Twilight Highlands...
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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I ate a carrot today so I can do whatever the fuck I want now
February 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Name the draft folder after me cause I'm barely getting touched.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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the typo is calling from inside the hoes
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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(werewolf changing back into a human)

Me witnessing: Ugh, the skin grows back like it came off. Now I get why they never showed that part.

Warren Zevon: Saw that guy in London.
February 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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"Increased risk of death" and "painful erection lasting longer than 4 hours" are my favorite side effects
November 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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who called it a naked mole rat and not a scrodent
August 25, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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the human body is a layer of supple skin stretched over a gooey meat-filled center... we are ravioli
February 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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What I do during work & off hours:

-Master in Developmental & Educational Psychology
Focus on manosphere, learning and attachment patterns in youth

-LGBT activist
Educating(speaking/workshops), volunteering and raising awareness

-Youtube on LGBT/mental health/world
www.youtube.com/channel/UCtw...
March 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM