Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better
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@wakeupangry.bsky.social
· Dec 31
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i can believe i got assaigned sharty by oomf
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i can believe i got assaigned sharty by oomf
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Instagram showing me videos of balls surgery while I’m at the office
March 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Instagram showing me videos of balls surgery while I’m at the office
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How I feel right now
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
How I feel right now
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[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside
November 7, 2024 at 4:49 AM
[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
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I apologize for not solving all the world's issues and everyone's individual problems within the scope of a single character limited post on a micro-blogging app today, but I promise to give it a go tomorrow. Definitely. Maybe.
October 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I apologize for not solving all the world's issues and everyone's individual problems within the scope of a single character limited post on a micro-blogging app today, but I promise to give it a go tomorrow. Definitely. Maybe.
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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I mean I know I’m still drunk but I think I’m still drunk.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I mean I know I’m still drunk but I think I’m still drunk.
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Many of the fallen ginkgo leaves were green this year.
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Many of the fallen ginkgo leaves were green this year.
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Exhausted from a long day on a plane
Exhausted from a long day in bed
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Exhausted from a long day on a plane
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November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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“As a precaution, going forward, any camper under twelve will be advised to sleep with a flotation device to facilitate the recovery of their remains. While the camp will charge a small fee to offset the costs, over fifty percent of the parents have signed up…”
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“As a precaution, going forward, any camper under twelve will be advised to sleep with a flotation device to facilitate the recovery of their remains. While the camp will charge a small fee to offset the costs, over fifty percent of the parents have signed up…”
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If you’ve never randomly thought “I wonder what Rebecca Klatka of St. Petersburg, Florida is up to now,” you’re not much of a Kids in the Hall fan.
July 26, 2023 at 5:18 PM
If you’ve never randomly thought “I wonder what Rebecca Klatka of St. Petersburg, Florida is up to now,” you’re not much of a Kids in the Hall fan.
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When someone says they got tailgated, I ask if they know how to drive the god damn speed limit
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When someone says they got tailgated, I ask if they know how to drive the god damn speed limit
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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The IRS is reportedly not offering its Direct File program next year. Here’s a look back at how TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free:
(Published 2019)
(Published 2019)
Inside TurboTax’s 20-Year Fight to Stop Americans From Filing Their Taxes for Free
Using lobbying, the revolving door and “dark pattern” customer tricks, Intuit fended off the government’s attempts to make tax filing free and easy, and created its multi-billion-dollar franchise.
www.propublica.org
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The IRS is reportedly not offering its Direct File program next year. Here’s a look back at how TurboTax owner Intuit spent two decades fighting to prevent Americans from filing their taxes online for free:
(Published 2019)
(Published 2019)
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don’t go to sleep this fight is far from over
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
don’t go to sleep this fight is far from over
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I’ve literally seen this movie before.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ve literally seen this movie before.
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Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
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things that arent the future of civilization
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
things that arent the future of civilization
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
- chatbots
- crypto
- robot butlers
- cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people
things that actually are the future of civilization
- free clean energy
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Girl i wanna motorboat your personality
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Girl i wanna motorboat your personality
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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a book about a lady named Diane who sells almonds online & calls her website Dee’s Nuts somebody write that down
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
a book about a lady named Diane who sells almonds online & calls her website Dee’s Nuts somebody write that down