Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
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Dogs are cool.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Dogs are cool.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
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New rule you get one groundhog joke on here don’t fuck it up
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
New rule you get one groundhog joke on here don’t fuck it up
I made banana bread last week and now the grandkids refuse to actually eat any bananas, anxiously willing them to get brown faster.
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I made banana bread last week and now the grandkids refuse to actually eat any bananas, anxiously willing them to get brown faster.
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i have too many kids and too many pets to serve food without a hair in it this is a hair house
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
i have too many kids and too many pets to serve food without a hair in it this is a hair house
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Bout to hop in my whip and go pick up a bicarbonate of soda
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Bout to hop in my whip and go pick up a bicarbonate of soda
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A super soaker loaded with ice water is a shrink ray if you know where to aim.
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
A super soaker loaded with ice water is a shrink ray if you know where to aim.
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[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
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January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Shit posting isn’t a “thing”. It’s a state of mind.
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Shit posting isn’t a “thing”. It’s a state of mind.
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Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove
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Hearing that this actually is the last day of January but I’m not falling for that tinfoil hat conspiracy bullshit
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Hearing that this actually is the last day of January but I’m not falling for that tinfoil hat conspiracy bullshit
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One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
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Some people find me unapproachable, which means I just need to convince the rest of them
January 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Some people find me unapproachable, which means I just need to convince the rest of them
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Men only want to see one thing these days...
That beautiful bean footage.
That beautiful bean footage.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Men only want to see one thing these days...
That beautiful bean footage.
That beautiful bean footage.
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when the guys from Coldpay get a tapeworm they have para, para, parasites
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
when the guys from Coldpay get a tapeworm they have para, para, parasites
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Jokes on you, I'm up to date on earworm meds
sorry for putting this annoying song in your head
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Jokes on you, I'm up to date on earworm meds
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A website for ill-tempered people called OrneryFans.
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
A website for ill-tempered people called OrneryFans.
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This day in history. 1933. The Nazi era began with the appointment of Adolf Hitler as German chancellor. I'm sure the ballroom will be finished in time for the centennial.
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 AM
This day in history. 1933. The Nazi era began with the appointment of Adolf Hitler as German chancellor. I'm sure the ballroom will be finished in time for the centennial.
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Slow blink me so I know it's real
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Slow blink me so I know it's real
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I went to a costume party dressed as a ticket to the Melania movie but nobody's buyin it
January 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I went to a costume party dressed as a ticket to the Melania movie but nobody's buyin it
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we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party
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I also hate politics but I hope you’re feeling how much it affects you. Learn civics.
Learn it learn it. They’ll take your property, your identity. They can’t exist without us. Fuckem all
Learn it learn it. They’ll take your property, your identity. They can’t exist without us. Fuckem all
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I also hate politics but I hope you’re feeling how much it affects you. Learn civics.
Learn it learn it. They’ll take your property, your identity. They can’t exist without us. Fuckem all
Learn it learn it. They’ll take your property, your identity. They can’t exist without us. Fuckem all
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imagine hating me and i’m just over here reverse engineering UFOs
January 29, 2026 at 6:27 PM
imagine hating me and i’m just over here reverse engineering UFOs