Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
Engagement time! How many of you have had a gun pulled on you? I have, twice. One was a neighbor when I moved to a new apartment and he thought I was breaking in. Nothing freezes every muscle like having a gun at the back of your head. Another was the bf of a friend I was defending against him.
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Engagement time! How many of you have had a gun pulled on you? I have, twice. One was a neighbor when I moved to a new apartment and he thought I was breaking in. Nothing freezes every muscle like having a gun at the back of your head. Another was the bf of a friend I was defending against him.
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it’s my god given right as an american to lie to my doctor
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
it’s my god given right as an american to lie to my doctor
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Paying my chiropractor a little extra so they'll burp me before my adjustment
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Paying my chiropractor a little extra so they'll burp me before my adjustment
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wow that's a really great song i love it i'm gonna listen to it so many times that i throw up if it ever comes on again
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
wow that's a really great song i love it i'm gonna listen to it so many times that i throw up if it ever comes on again
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You’re gonna hate this but I was actually testing you when I talked about mayonnaise.
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
You’re gonna hate this but I was actually testing you when I talked about mayonnaise.
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i would never have my eyebrows tattooed but i would definitely use a clip on
March 30, 2024 at 8:30 PM
i would never have my eyebrows tattooed but i would definitely use a clip on
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Incredible to cry for help online for years and people call it your timeline and let you know when they like an outburst
February 3, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Incredible to cry for help online for years and people call it your timeline and let you know when they like an outburst
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in the absence of electricity, water, and internet, we became very interested in birds
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
in the absence of electricity, water, and internet, we became very interested in birds
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in woke 2 we're putting woke in everything. we're renaming it wokelahoma. we're eating fried wokera. we're having a shoot out at the woke-k corral
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
in woke 2 we're putting woke in everything. we're renaming it wokelahoma. we're eating fried wokera. we're having a shoot out at the woke-k corral
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I told my wife I’d be her chief of staff….
…and by staff I mean.. I KNOW she exclaimed
…and by staff I mean.. I KNOW she exclaimed
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I told my wife I’d be her chief of staff….
…and by staff I mean.. I KNOW she exclaimed
…and by staff I mean.. I KNOW she exclaimed
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many goldfish do not survive the flavor blasting process
February 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
many goldfish do not survive the flavor blasting process
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oh you think you can overwhelm us with 3 million pages of documents? babe you have no idea how online we are
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
oh you think you can overwhelm us with 3 million pages of documents? babe you have no idea how online we are
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the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
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Dogs are cool.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Dogs are cool.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
Cats are cool.
People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be.
It’s just mathematics.
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
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New rule you get one groundhog joke on here don’t fuck it up
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
New rule you get one groundhog joke on here don’t fuck it up
I made banana bread last week and now the grandkids refuse to actually eat any bananas, anxiously willing them to get brown faster.
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I made banana bread last week and now the grandkids refuse to actually eat any bananas, anxiously willing them to get brown faster.
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i have too many kids and too many pets to serve food without a hair in it this is a hair house
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
i have too many kids and too many pets to serve food without a hair in it this is a hair house
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Bout to hop in my whip and go pick up a bicarbonate of soda
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Bout to hop in my whip and go pick up a bicarbonate of soda
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A super soaker loaded with ice water is a shrink ray if you know where to aim.
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 PM
A super soaker loaded with ice water is a shrink ray if you know where to aim.
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[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
January 31, 2026 at 10:01 PM
[pulls out earbud] i’m sorry what was that, your honor
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January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Shit posting isn’t a “thing”. It’s a state of mind.
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Shit posting isn’t a “thing”. It’s a state of mind.