Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
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When I win the lottery, I won’t say anything, but there will be signs.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
When I win the lottery, I won’t say anything, but there will be signs.
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How much for that large order of happy feelings?
*Sir, Those are nachos
I'll take 2 please
*Sir, Those are nachos
I'll take 2 please
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
How much for that large order of happy feelings?
*Sir, Those are nachos
I'll take 2 please
*Sir, Those are nachos
I'll take 2 please
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
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I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
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*gets insulted* wow wait till I google what that means.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
*gets insulted* wow wait till I google what that means.
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Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
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*finds a dead body*
Me: IS IT CAKE?
Me: IS IT CAKE?
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*finds a dead body*
Me: IS IT CAKE?
Me: IS IT CAKE?
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slowly rotating under the shower head like a human rotisserie chicken
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
slowly rotating under the shower head like a human rotisserie chicken
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*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
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Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Columbia House agents have surrounded my house. I knew this day would come, but they’re not taking me alive.
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Outer space is mostly feelings and that's why we tend to hide our footage and say the burrow owl has landed when anyone opens up in a newsreel voice
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Outer space is mostly feelings and that's why we tend to hide our footage and say the burrow owl has landed when anyone opens up in a newsreel voice
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Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?
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i only cook to make sure my smoke alarm works
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i only cook to make sure my smoke alarm works
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This life is wack.
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This life is wack.
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Cho.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Cho.
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Siri, how much money am I going to spend on bills from now until 2037?
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Siri, how much money am I going to spend on bills from now until 2037?
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Weird how a hoax is a threat to national security.
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Weird how a hoax is a threat to national security.
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imagine hating me and i’m just over here tracking your location on multiple devices
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
imagine hating me and i’m just over here tracking your location on multiple devices
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A smart mood ring that warns your friends and family
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A smart mood ring that warns your friends and family
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skoal pouches filled with shredded chocolate
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
skoal pouches filled with shredded chocolate
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men would rather be celebrated internationally for a whole day than go to therapy
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
men would rather be celebrated internationally for a whole day than go to therapy
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A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A Bee Gees appreciation day, call it Thanksgibbing
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Alright fam, I need y'all to pucker up and work your magic. I am trying to get a Vgen code. In order to do that, I need this post to get 100 likes and 20 RTs. Help this gooner out, pretty please, with sugar on top? 😁 .I want to get on VGen! #VGenCode
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Alright fam, I need y'all to pucker up and work your magic. I am trying to get a Vgen code. In order to do that, I need this post to get 100 likes and 20 RTs. Help this gooner out, pretty please, with sugar on top? 😁 .I want to get on VGen! #VGenCode
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not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
not being able to eat something called a zamboni just feels wrong