Rebel Yankee
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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
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You are NOT the father, Charlie Brown
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You are NOT the father, Charlie Brown
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John Cusack in 2025, standing in your driveway, holding his phone over his head, waiting for two unskippable ads to finish before In Your Eyes starts
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
John Cusack in 2025, standing in your driveway, holding his phone over his head, waiting for two unskippable ads to finish before In Your Eyes starts
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I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I reserve the right to be interested in anything that interests me
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ME: I want to do some traveling
BANK ACCOUNT: Like...to the porch?
BANK ACCOUNT: Like...to the porch?
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ME: I want to do some traveling
BANK ACCOUNT: Like...to the porch?
BANK ACCOUNT: Like...to the porch?
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Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
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my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously
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Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
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Someone compliments you on your porcelain skin. How does it feel to be compared to a toilet?
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Someone compliments you on your porcelain skin. How does it feel to be compared to a toilet?
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I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm beginning to think I'll never find a giant x on the ground marking the spot to buried treasure
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When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
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Glory to the newborn cringe
Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Glory to the newborn cringe
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Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hark the herald edgelords whinge
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Sometimes I’ll meet someone and just know they drank milk with dinner when they were a kid
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sometimes I’ll meet someone and just know they drank milk with dinner when they were a kid
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ROBOT: You cannot defeat us.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
ROBOT: You cannot defeat us.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?
ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
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My Thanksgiving tradition is staring through the back door window with binoculars watching the feds dig through my trash
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My Thanksgiving tradition is staring through the back door window with binoculars watching the feds dig through my trash
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who’s ready to “go for a walk” before dinner
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
who’s ready to “go for a walk” before dinner
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Patrick Mahomes is like if Bugs Bunny played quarterback
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Patrick Mahomes is like if Bugs Bunny played quarterback
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And scene! Pops bra out of my sleeve, kicks off shoes & melts into the recliner
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And scene! Pops bra out of my sleeve, kicks off shoes & melts into the recliner
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No one made deviled eggs.
*storms out of the house*
*storms out of the house*
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
No one made deviled eggs.
*storms out of the house*
*storms out of the house*
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You’re not allowed to just go take a nap if thanksgiving is at your house. I know that now.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You’re not allowed to just go take a nap if thanksgiving is at your house. I know that now.
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Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Technically you can have multiple pieholes but I would advise against it.
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Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
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Just like your aunt Jeannie’s pie, I too, am underbaked.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just like your aunt Jeannie’s pie, I too, am underbaked.
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All i'm saying is if 'practice makes perfect' is a thing, surely we'd all be better at the sleeping thing, as adults
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
All i'm saying is if 'practice makes perfect' is a thing, surely we'd all be better at the sleeping thing, as adults