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It’s been 2 months… so I’m really struggling to understand why I don’t yet have 100 million followers constantly liking every funny or fucked up thing I say(!?).
Any time after like 2pm that I think I’m funny somebody needs to come over and wack me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper..
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Any time after like 2pm that I think I’m funny somebody needs to come over and wack me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper..
I really would trade all my incredible insights for any parts of any human connection. Be mean to me or whatever, but don’t leave out the parts of you that matter. I lean in and get hated for it. Been trying to prove anyone at all here can even do the same.
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I really would trade all my incredible insights for any parts of any human connection. Be mean to me or whatever, but don’t leave out the parts of you that matter. I lean in and get hated for it. Been trying to prove anyone at all here can even do the same.
I can’t believe i said that/shit ain’t safe- a memoir.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I can’t believe i said that/shit ain’t safe- a memoir.
Shit mostly isn’t funny, but I have appeared. A personal concierge(I won’t take your useless money) into the hell we are falling into. Treat it almost like sort of a ride. I am willing to send you to the best(safest) possible viewing areas…(something something blablabla, you wouldn’t like me or it).
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Shit mostly isn’t funny, but I have appeared. A personal concierge(I won’t take your useless money) into the hell we are falling into. Treat it almost like sort of a ride. I am willing to send you to the best(safest) possible viewing areas…(something something blablabla, you wouldn’t like me or it).
I’m not sure any of their climate models on ‘collapse, graphs take into account how killing almost everyone would kinda fix things…
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m not sure any of their climate models on ‘collapse, graphs take into account how killing almost everyone would kinda fix things…
I wouldn’t shrug off suffering with whatever bullshit I’m dealing with on anybody because I know indefinitely what things feel like and I wouldn’t want that for anybody, but especially you. Not knowing you couldn’t change my mind………..(something mean, I’ll think of it).
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I wouldn’t shrug off suffering with whatever bullshit I’m dealing with on anybody because I know indefinitely what things feel like and I wouldn’t want that for anybody, but especially you. Not knowing you couldn’t change my mind………..(something mean, I’ll think of it).
Every single thing is on your back. Why the fuck haven’t you stopped world hunger yet and every single genocides that keep happening, that’s on you… get your shit together or stfu!? FFS.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every single thing is on your back. Why the fuck haven’t you stopped world hunger yet and every single genocides that keep happening, that’s on you… get your shit together or stfu!? FFS.
I’ve said sorry too many times, what should I say next?
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve said sorry too many times, what should I say next?
It is maybe kind of unfortunate that I delete stuff because nobody that can help me remember won’t(threats?), and I’m pretty much certain I’m sorry and really fucking trying to be funny. Even when
those that could help, won’t. (Friendlies?) 😘🖕
those that could help, won’t. (Friendlies?) 😘🖕
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It is maybe kind of unfortunate that I delete stuff because nobody that can help me remember won’t(threats?), and I’m pretty much certain I’m sorry and really fucking trying to be funny. Even when
those that could help, won’t. (Friendlies?) 😘🖕
those that could help, won’t. (Friendlies?) 😘🖕
I am documenting my white cats not liking orange and of course stumpy biting a cardboard box and being mad about it for reasons, I assume.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I am documenting my white cats not liking orange and of course stumpy biting a cardboard box and being mad about it for reasons, I assume.
Pretty proud of the time energy and money it took to get this. Dm for all the every pictures I’ll take or videos of it cutting down trees. Everything I do is pretty mich(somewhat) legal. Eat every shit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Pretty proud of the time energy and money it took to get this. Dm for all the every pictures I’ll take or videos of it cutting down trees. Everything I do is pretty mich(somewhat) legal. Eat every shit.
I already said it.. but id rather people who are kinda crazy sometimes /../over those that enjoy to harm/torture others however slightly for their entertainment/personal amusement.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I already said it.. but id rather people who are kinda crazy sometimes /../over those that enjoy to harm/torture others however slightly for their entertainment/personal amusement.
We could have built anything or everything with our thoughts but we can’t collectively focus on anything. If we were invaded by a more than enough of them against, peacefully, with them knowing this, decided on… we’d all be convinced that water burns and the sky is red.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We could have built anything or everything with our thoughts but we can’t collectively focus on anything. If we were invaded by a more than enough of them against, peacefully, with them knowing this, decided on… we’d all be convinced that water burns and the sky is red.
I don’t know how to go about anyone(pretending to) like me. Nice try or whatever but I have been conditioned to assume the worst. Dm me and I’ll add you offhand to the list 😘
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don’t know how to go about anyone(pretending to) like me. Nice try or whatever but I have been conditioned to assume the worst. Dm me and I’ll add you offhand to the list 😘
Heh, but remember when I stubbed my own toe? I do(so fuck you all forever). 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Heh, but remember when I stubbed my own toe? I do(so fuck you all forever). 🥰
I want to learn everything about you. Every single thing about every single one. Seems important. Fuck outta here with, because it’s all love, shit ain’t creepy. But, you, especially…
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I want to learn everything about you. Every single thing about every single one. Seems important. Fuck outta here with, because it’s all love, shit ain’t creepy. But, you, especially…
If a group of people were to be willing g to be nice to me and choose a time when we all looked at (LITERARILY ANY FUCKING) something. I’d do a sexy or whatever you people want. That’s the thing I want and I’d do anything for it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If a group of people were to be willing g to be nice to me and choose a time when we all looked at (LITERARILY ANY FUCKING) something. I’d do a sexy or whatever you people want. That’s the thing I want and I’d do anything for it.
I can hyper focus really good on anything when I’m not constantly being distracted. Please don’t tap on my shoulder only to get creeped out. The blame is on me ultimately but wtf.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can hyper focus really good on anything when I’m not constantly being distracted. Please don’t tap on my shoulder only to get creeped out. The blame is on me ultimately but wtf.
Okay good job guys we’ve managed to get him asleep from easy does it boredom. I thinks it’s about time we maybe try to sneak up on and kill this Lucifer fuckface.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Okay good job guys we’ve managed to get him asleep from easy does it boredom. I thinks it’s about time we maybe try to sneak up on and kill this Lucifer fuckface.
They are all inside and I don’t think I’ll ever snap a better pic…
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They are all inside and I don’t think I’ll ever snap a better pic…
I really don’t understand why all that horrible shit didn’t land. Recalibrating…
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I really don’t understand why all that horrible shit didn’t land. Recalibrating…
I’m happy to do my own thing here so stop criticizing how fucking funny it is.
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m happy to do my own thing here so stop criticizing how fucking funny it is.
They have infiltrated the door I opened and left food inside.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They have infiltrated the door I opened and left food inside.
It may seem tenuous atm, but I’m for sure being adopted by 3 braincells. I’ll update with all the pictures I took but I gotta go deal with all these others every opinion. They are not happy and they do have majority ruleZ
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It may seem tenuous atm, but I’m for sure being adopted by 3 braincells. I’ll update with all the pictures I took but I gotta go deal with all these others every opinion. They are not happy and they do have majority ruleZ