Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
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Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
· Nov 21
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
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1st base: kissing
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
August 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
1st base: kissing
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
2nd base: petting
base 10: math stuff
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I shut the medicine chest and there, in the mirror behind me, stood the killer: atherosclerosis
February 16, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I shut the medicine chest and there, in the mirror behind me, stood the killer: atherosclerosis
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I contained multitudes yesterday; it's your turn to do it.
September 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I contained multitudes yesterday; it's your turn to do it.
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here's hoping our robot overlords will be marginally better than our current human overlords
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
here's hoping our robot overlords will be marginally better than our current human overlords
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Have a nice day. No worries if not!
February 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Have a nice day. No worries if not!
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the good news is if you walk barefoot enough your feet turn into shoes
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
the good news is if you walk barefoot enough your feet turn into shoes
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Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
February 12, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
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beef stew is short for beef stewart
January 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
beef stew is short for beef stewart
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Buddhists be like
I'll fix it in post, I say about my life
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Buddhists be like
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Humans are social creatures and I hate that for us
June 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Humans are social creatures and I hate that for us
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putting a little hot sauce on my tax return and crossing my fingers
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 PM
putting a little hot sauce on my tax return and crossing my fingers
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Perhaps more urgently, does auto pilot imply plane pilot?
February 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Perhaps more urgently, does auto pilot imply plane pilot?
Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Search your heart. I think I left my car keys in there for I am the world's most forgetful surgeon.
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Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out
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*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
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I guess by now you’ve realized that Cupid’s arrows are blunted on the end?
February 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I guess by now you’ve realized that Cupid’s arrows are blunted on the end?
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*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
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Pru is not wrong. Sweeping. FTS!
Curling looks like sweeping, which is a least favorite chore, and for that reason, no thank you.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Pru is not wrong. Sweeping. FTS!
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don’t make me turn this country around
July 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
don’t make me turn this country around
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Does fighter pilot imply lover pilot
February 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Does fighter pilot imply lover pilot
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ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 AM
ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk
Putting on a Kevlar vest for cupid
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Putting on a Kevlar vest for cupid
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Getting told you're being downsized hits differently when you work at the shrink-ray factory.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Getting told you're being downsized hits differently when you work at the shrink-ray factory.
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Now that I'm older, I no longer have a red race-car bed. Now I have a beige, sensible sedan bed.
August 16, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Now that I'm older, I no longer have a red race-car bed. Now I have a beige, sensible sedan bed.
Be the change
Someone hacked into Chicago’s DOT traffic sign who knew the assignment :::
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Be the change