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Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
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Can't believe I'm going through life as a weird little sack of various juices
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"Accessible bathroom". Yeah, I sure hope so.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
"Accessible bathroom". Yeah, I sure hope so.
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When you're in Mexico
Eating sauce on taco
That's a mole
Eating sauce on taco
That's a mole
August 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When you're in Mexico
Eating sauce on taco
That's a mole
Eating sauce on taco
That's a mole
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Mmm, that’s delicious. Does it have lecithin as an emulsifier?
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Mmm, that’s delicious. Does it have lecithin as an emulsifier?
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a captcha but for verifying that you understand what a joke is
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
a captcha but for verifying that you understand what a joke is
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My son and I were listening to Elvis Costello and he asked, "Why is he saying 'my anus true' over and over again?"
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My son and I were listening to Elvis Costello and he asked, "Why is he saying 'my anus true' over and over again?"
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asking people if they need Bofa- bofa deez arms, before going in for the hug
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
asking people if they need Bofa- bofa deez arms, before going in for the hug
When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When we weren't looking they quietly took floating holidays away from us. That's when clowns took to the sewers.
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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Poe:
Hear the meowing and the yowling
Of the cats, cats, cats,
Of the cats, cats, cats, cats,
Cats, cats, cats—
Hear the meowing and the yowling
Of the cats, cats, cats,
Of the cats, cats, cats, cats,
Cats, cats, cats—
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Poe:
Hear the meowing and the yowling
Of the cats, cats, cats,
Of the cats, cats, cats, cats,
Cats, cats, cats—
Hear the meowing and the yowling
Of the cats, cats, cats,
Of the cats, cats, cats, cats,
Cats, cats, cats—
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This is discrimination against impatient people
June 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is discrimination against impatient people
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I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
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[pointing to my head] bless this mess
August 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
[pointing to my head] bless this mess
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I just love fall. Wearing cosy sweaters. Playing in the leaves. Summoning dark forces in the woods. Drinking lots of tea. 🍂
I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I just love fall. Wearing cosy sweaters. Playing in the leaves. Summoning dark forces in the woods. Drinking lots of tea. 🍂
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when i die pls don’t delete my browser history. read it. study it. bc i was the only person brave enough to ask the tough questions like “tf is a dell, google, and why is a farmer in it.”
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
when i die pls don’t delete my browser history. read it. study it. bc i was the only person brave enough to ask the tough questions like “tf is a dell, google, and why is a farmer in it.”
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Sometimes my cat loves me. But most of the time he treats me like I have a hefty life insurance policy and he's the beneficiary.
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sometimes my cat loves me. But most of the time he treats me like I have a hefty life insurance policy and he's the beneficiary.
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*elegantly rolls the rrrrr’s in Bruh*
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
*elegantly rolls the rrrrr’s in Bruh*
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Considering enchanting a weird little guy in a vampiric thrall to be my familiar
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Considering enchanting a weird little guy in a vampiric thrall to be my familiar
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It took so long to get my kids individual therapists that they don't need therapy anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It took so long to get my kids individual therapists that they don't need therapy anymore.
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i was a regifted child
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i was a regifted child
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Having cosmetic surgery to physically transform myself into Jabberjaw
August 17, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Having cosmetic surgery to physically transform myself into Jabberjaw
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It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s not just a baggage claim. It’s a baggage FACT.
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They demand prayer in schools but forbid prayer outside of detention facilities
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They demand prayer in schools but forbid prayer outside of detention facilities
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billionaires need to put their money where their mouths are. literally. force all of the money they have directly into their mouths, blocking their tracheas, preventing them from breathing
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
billionaires need to put their money where their mouths are. literally. force all of the money they have directly into their mouths, blocking their tracheas, preventing them from breathing
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costco is like vegas and I will be taking no further questions.
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
costco is like vegas and I will be taking no further questions.
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VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.