Dreamer
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
wondering through the woods
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Dreamer
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
· Feb 10
when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
please pay careful attention to what I’m not saying
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
please pay careful attention to what I’m not saying
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My resolution to be the coziest person in every room is going very well
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My resolution to be the coziest person in every room is going very well
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Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
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hey can someone hold my skull open for a minute while i rinse some yucky stuff off my brain
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
hey can someone hold my skull open for a minute while i rinse some yucky stuff off my brain
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(taking my brain out and polishing it on my shirt until it begins to work)
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
(taking my brain out and polishing it on my shirt until it begins to work)
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all i wanna do is wear fun jammies watch golden girls and drink hot cocoa from your belly button
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 AM
all i wanna do is wear fun jammies watch golden girls and drink hot cocoa from your belly button
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venezuela oil better be cheap now bc i’m sick of paying so much for it on amazon
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
venezuela oil better be cheap now bc i’m sick of paying so much for it on amazon
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Like crows pecking through your garbage cans, these are the days of our lives
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Like crows pecking through your garbage cans, these are the days of our lives
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when i woke up and realized rl starts again this week i exhaled so hard i flew around the room like a deflating balloon
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
when i woke up and realized rl starts again this week i exhaled so hard i flew around the room like a deflating balloon
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just ate a handful of Flintstones vitamins and now i’m ready to fight the sun
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
just ate a handful of Flintstones vitamins and now i’m ready to fight the sun
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Wintry scene.
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Wintry scene.
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She wore them acid-wash jeans
Sensible clogs with the fur
The whole Sam’s Club was looking at her
Sensible clogs with the fur
The whole Sam’s Club was looking at her
September 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
She wore them acid-wash jeans
Sensible clogs with the fur
The whole Sam’s Club was looking at her
Sensible clogs with the fur
The whole Sam’s Club was looking at her
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*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
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Guys, I’m still writing 2025 on my death threats lol
January 2, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Guys, I’m still writing 2025 on my death threats lol
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I can't believe it's almost 1996
December 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I can't believe it's almost 1996
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Can’t believe it’s Easter in Australia.
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Can’t believe it’s Easter in Australia.
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A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
December 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A piñata full of unused new year's resolutions.
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MANUARY, A MONTH FOR MEN.
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
MANUARY, A MONTH FOR MEN.
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Next year I’m just gonna fake a vacation and lock my doors for the holidays.
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Next year I’m just gonna fake a vacation and lock my doors for the holidays.
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Avoid the new year by taking to your bed until things improve
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Avoid the new year by taking to your bed until things improve
a broken leg sucks, but at least you’re not a cheetah
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
a broken leg sucks, but at least you’re not a cheetah
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What's it like getting to climb into bed next to someone who loves you? I bet it's like a really good sandwich.
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
What's it like getting to climb into bed next to someone who loves you? I bet it's like a really good sandwich.
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God: I can't help noticing Jesus has Joseph's nose
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
God: I can't help noticing Jesus has Joseph's nose
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
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why does my cat give ‘as long as you live under my roof’ energy
December 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
why does my cat give ‘as long as you live under my roof’ energy
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I only like Christmas because I get to spend multiple hours behind locked doors pretending to wrap presents.
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I only like Christmas because I get to spend multiple hours behind locked doors pretending to wrap presents.