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Dreamer
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wondering through the woods

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HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD
do beavers really give a dam?
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
HELLO SHARKS: OUR REVOLUTIONARY APP CONNECTS UFC FIGHTERS WHO PUT PEOPLE TO SLEEP WITH THE INSOMNIACS WHO CRAVE IT
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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imagine being in The Beach Boys and that one guy was always like, hey how about a song about surfing
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GOO.
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Hey honey the clock in the garage is right again
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I would like to protest against Christmas's illegal occupation of November.
November 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Today I started the "no sweets 4 weeks" challenge which I will restart tomorrow.
October 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Been thinking about getting into yoga but I can't find a place that does it in the nude.
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I have an awful stomach ache right now and I’m trying to figure out which of my three dinners caused it.
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Ooh yeah pour that hope all over me, baby
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Gotta hit the sack, tomorrow morning I start my “7 weeks to self fellating” yoga class
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a heated argument between warring factions.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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My jowls are especially radiant this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Suddenly empowered to really focus on ruining more things. Game changer.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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"I know you're awfully busy, but will you get me some parsley, sage, and rosemary?"

"Yeah. When I get thyme."
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Nothing good ever happens when I'm vertical.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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All the beauty and wonder of a flaming dumpster.
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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when they say you're a ghost in the machine what they really mean is you are haunted meat
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I don't want to "update my skincare routine", I want to drag wayward sailors beneath the waves
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Give it to me, baby

[me when I take candy from a baby]
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Two slices of swiss cheese in a little plastic bowl as an on-the-way-to-work snack in the sunny car was such a bad call.
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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i don’t trust most of you to sit in the emergency exit row
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM