Dreamer
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
wondering through the woods
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Dreamer
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
· Jul 11
HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD
if evolution is so smart why’d it give polar bears a black nose in the middle of their stupid white faces?
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if evolution is so smart why’d it give polar bears a black nose in the middle of their stupid white faces?
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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The successful screenwriter of Will Ferrell's famous Christmas-themed movie is proudly described as an Elf-made man.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The successful screenwriter of Will Ferrell's famous Christmas-themed movie is proudly described as an Elf-made man.
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If you ask me there’s no way Prince Charming would have tried quite so hard to find Cinders had she been wearing glass Crocs.
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you ask me there’s no way Prince Charming would have tried quite so hard to find Cinders had she been wearing glass Crocs.
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You gotta keep the mane thing the mane thing
Horses and some lions probably
Horses and some lions probably
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You gotta keep the mane thing the mane thing
Horses and some lions probably
Horses and some lions probably
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ok but i never thought i'd get that much of a chuckle out of hearing news readers saying amyl and the sniffers
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
ok but i never thought i'd get that much of a chuckle out of hearing news readers saying amyl and the sniffers
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Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.
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Go watch your favorite movie for the 100th time
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Go watch your favorite movie for the 100th time
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It's called gallows humour, ffs. Don't let the trapdoor hit your arse on the way out.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It's called gallows humour, ffs. Don't let the trapdoor hit your arse on the way out.
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i have accepted that clothing is just another one of those things over which i have no control, officer
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i have accepted that clothing is just another one of those things over which i have no control, officer
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i am not aging like a fine wine. the truth is i'm more like a half-finished bottle of Boone's Farm someone forgot in a camper at the end of the summer... ten years ago.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i am not aging like a fine wine. the truth is i'm more like a half-finished bottle of Boone's Farm someone forgot in a camper at the end of the summer... ten years ago.
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Need to fix your heart? Take my 5yo shopping and let her scream "Hi!!" at every single person she sees
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Need to fix your heart? Take my 5yo shopping and let her scream "Hi!!" at every single person she sees
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Went outside and had to remind myself that this would actually be a pretty nice day if we lived in Siberia.
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Went outside and had to remind myself that this would actually be a pretty nice day if we lived in Siberia.
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"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"Your response to stimuli is stimuli to me" that's so seductive but I assure you I can silent disco without the cap guns
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and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
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The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed
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be the catastrophic meteor you hope to see in the sky
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
be the catastrophic meteor you hope to see in the sky
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Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Conquering chronic lateness by never going anywhere 😎
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Sniffing a sunbeam.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Sniffing a sunbeam.
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That little clump of dry hot cocoa mix floating on top is an island for the mini marshmallows to vacation on while your drink cools down enough to not burn your tongue
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
That little clump of dry hot cocoa mix floating on top is an island for the mini marshmallows to vacation on while your drink cools down enough to not burn your tongue
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Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Schrödinger should never have been allowed to have a cat
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This spray adhesive and I have something in common. We can both be aggressively tacky.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This spray adhesive and I have something in common. We can both be aggressively tacky.
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I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
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imagining the leaves gathering in the garage are throwing a leaf party
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
imagining the leaves gathering in the garage are throwing a leaf party
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