ficklenuts
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ficklenuts
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
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jeez get a room already
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
jeez get a room already
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“i like you and the weird shit you say”
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
“i like you and the weird shit you say”
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Sports imitating life: a group referring to itself as patriots has an obnoxious fanbase and ends up losing after talking big game
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Sports imitating life: a group referring to itself as patriots has an obnoxious fanbase and ends up losing after talking big game
Sports imitating life: a group referring to itself as patriots has an obnoxious fanbase and ends up losing after talking big game
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Sports imitating life: a group referring to itself as patriots has an obnoxious fanbase and ends up losing after talking big game
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Believe women when we tell you one of your buddies is a piece of shit. We know
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Believe women when we tell you one of your buddies is a piece of shit. We know
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[me, watching sports] ah yes, go ball
January 29, 2024 at 4:27 AM
[me, watching sports] ah yes, go ball
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People who only watch the Superbowl for the commercials discovering YouTube: HOLY SHIT
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
People who only watch the Superbowl for the commercials discovering YouTube: HOLY SHIT
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SHE SAID YES!
I asked her if I was bothering her.
I asked her if I was bothering her.
July 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
SHE SAID YES!
I asked her if I was bothering her.
I asked her if I was bothering her.
I'm generally indifferent to sports and I hate commercials and have stuff I need to get done today, but I'm from the Seattle area and I like Green Day and Bad Bunny. I'm feeling a lot of conflicting things about what I should be doing with my time
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I'm generally indifferent to sports and I hate commercials and have stuff I need to get done today, but I'm from the Seattle area and I like Green Day and Bad Bunny. I'm feeling a lot of conflicting things about what I should be doing with my time
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Hard to ignore the racism on the right when they insisted on a Whites Only halftime show.
February 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Hard to ignore the racism on the right when they insisted on a Whites Only halftime show.
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My body is a finely tuned instrument and that instrument is a Muppaphone.
February 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
My body is a finely tuned instrument and that instrument is a Muppaphone.
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putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
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Avery Mann, 35, who sources claim learned the aforementioned lesson “the hard way”, is said to have purchased the cursed product in a subsequently failed bid to feel like an ancient Egyptian queen.
Full orifice-clogging article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/149159...
Full orifice-clogging article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/149159...
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Avery Mann, 35, who sources claim learned the aforementioned lesson “the hard way”, is said to have purchased the cursed product in a subsequently failed bid to feel like an ancient Egyptian queen.
Full orifice-clogging article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/149159...
Full orifice-clogging article on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/149159...
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guy who gets off on making women feel safe and valued
February 7, 2026 at 7:15 AM
guy who gets off on making women feel safe and valued
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whoa, I keep finding free Raisinets on this deer path!
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
whoa, I keep finding free Raisinets on this deer path!
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when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
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Magic mushrooms my ass. I ate some and nothing magical happened for the entire 2,000 years I spent living on a rainbow and herding unicorns.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Magic mushrooms my ass. I ate some and nothing magical happened for the entire 2,000 years I spent living on a rainbow and herding unicorns.
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my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
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Well that's great, bitcoin is crashing just as I need to buy some military weapons and drugs.
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Well that's great, bitcoin is crashing just as I need to buy some military weapons and drugs.
It's bold how many people assume I mean this in any type of fun way and not in the same way dog demolishes a new toy to rip the squeaker out of it
I'm feeling very bitey today
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It's bold how many people assume I mean this in any type of fun way and not in the same way dog demolishes a new toy to rip the squeaker out of it
The work cafeteria got a new type of spoon and I'm excited because it meets my standards
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The work cafeteria got a new type of spoon and I'm excited because it meets my standards
I'm feeling very bitey today
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I'm feeling very bitey today
I need to bite someone
February 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I need to bite someone
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My 5,000th follower will win a little kiss on the forehead.
February 5, 2026 at 6:15 PM
My 5,000th follower will win a little kiss on the forehead.