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I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
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Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Gonna be a slutty pilgrim for Thanksgiving this year.
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what if we made out like bandits
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Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why is it called a lie detector machine and not a defibillator?
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If you say you’re going to do something, do it.
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If you say you’re going to do something, do it.
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
my dad always said he was gonna get drunk then by god he would
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this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
this skeet may be monitored or recorded for quality and training purposes
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[Rudy Giuliani sneaking around the city gnawing holes in tires]
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
[Rudy Giuliani sneaking around the city gnawing holes in tires]
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
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what if we made out, but it was cake
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
what if we made out, but it was cake
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November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reverse clowngirl, so I can honk your balls
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What if we made out in the liquor store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What if we made out in the liquor store.
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my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
August 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
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You can put spinach on a hotdog but you can’t make a badger sing
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You can put spinach on a hotdog but you can’t make a badger sing
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I need to eat better and exercise more but I made chili cheese fries for dinner instead
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I need to eat better and exercise more but I made chili cheese fries for dinner instead
I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
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A lot of double entendres said by commentary in football, but "look at that gaping hole" is where I draw the line.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
A lot of double entendres said by commentary in football, but "look at that gaping hole" is where I draw the line.
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me: *makes a joke about cake*
them: lol, that’s so funny. i loved cake too until my dad got diabetes and lost his legs.
them: lol, that’s so funny. i loved cake too until my dad got diabetes and lost his legs.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me: *makes a joke about cake*
them: lol, that’s so funny. i loved cake too until my dad got diabetes and lost his legs.
them: lol, that’s so funny. i loved cake too until my dad got diabetes and lost his legs.
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posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
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A muk bang, but it’s just me eating everything in sight to fill the yawning emptiness inside me.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A muk bang, but it’s just me eating everything in sight to fill the yawning emptiness inside me.
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me: i’m such a flirt
danger: please stop
danger: please stop
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
me: i’m such a flirt
danger: please stop
danger: please stop
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darn my socks have a hole in the toe
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
darn my socks have a hole in the toe
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Having my butt cheeks played like bongos for half an hour would fix me.
Playing your buttcheeks like bongos for half an hour would fix me
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Having my butt cheeks played like bongos for half an hour would fix me.
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I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’ve started making pharmaceuticals in my garage if anyone wants to save a few bucks.