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I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
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did a fire write this
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
did a fire write this
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I would never try to steal your thunder.
I want you to celebrate in your own shit storm.
I want you to celebrate in your own shit storm.
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I would never try to steal your thunder.
I want you to celebrate in your own shit storm.
I want you to celebrate in your own shit storm.
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here it’s not doomscrolling it’s a cringe binge
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
here it’s not doomscrolling it’s a cringe binge
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Why did you unblock me? I respected you more when you trusted your gut.
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why did you unblock me? I respected you more when you trusted your gut.
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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i will be victorious over my enemies on this the day of boxing
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i will be victorious over my enemies on this the day of boxing
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Gecko at McDonald’s crawl through:
I’ll have A Bug Mac, flies & a small snake.
I’ll have A Bug Mac, flies & a small snake.
October 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Gecko at McDonald’s crawl through:
I’ll have A Bug Mac, flies & a small snake.
I’ll have A Bug Mac, flies & a small snake.
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I hate holidays because people expect that you magically want to be around a room filled with people even though you stay away from social events the rest of the year.
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I hate holidays because people expect that you magically want to be around a room filled with people even though you stay away from social events the rest of the year.
My Christmas spirit is usually vodka even though rum is more festive
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My Christmas spirit is usually vodka even though rum is more festive
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Have a Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Have a Christmas
You'll have a merry Christmas and you'll fucking like it- or else! 😡❤️🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You'll have a merry Christmas and you'll fucking like it- or else! 😡❤️🎄
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The Kool-Aid man breaking down the walls he's erected around his own emotions to avoid truly being vulnerable with people so as not to get hurt, and finally letting someone in: oh yeah
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The Kool-Aid man breaking down the walls he's erected around his own emotions to avoid truly being vulnerable with people so as not to get hurt, and finally letting someone in: oh yeah
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Might hang my cameltoe where everyone can see, or whatever that Christmas song says
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Might hang my cameltoe where everyone can see, or whatever that Christmas song says
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everything i know about hunting i learned against my good will
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
everything i know about hunting i learned against my good will
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They should make a me who isn't an idiot
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
They should make a me who isn't an idiot
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Oh no, I forgot to send out Christmas cards for the 41st year in a row
Oh no, I forgot to send out Christmas cards for the 40th year in a row
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh no, I forgot to send out Christmas cards for the 41st year in a row
Paladin and Cleric are my two least favorite classes in any game. If I want to see religious nutjobs being mindless pawns or fighting to win the favor of a god they don't understand, all I need to do is interact with conservatives
December 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Paladin and Cleric are my two least favorite classes in any game. If I want to see religious nutjobs being mindless pawns or fighting to win the favor of a god they don't understand, all I need to do is interact with conservatives
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Non-sexual turn on: I’m on my way, what do you want from Taco Bell?
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Non-sexual turn on: I’m on my way, what do you want from Taco Bell?
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Kiss me under the cameltoe! 🥰
Might hang my cameltoe where everyone can see, or whatever that Christmas song says
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Kiss me under the cameltoe! 🥰
Might hang my cameltoe where everyone can see, or whatever that Christmas song says
December 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Might hang my cameltoe where everyone can see, or whatever that Christmas song says
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Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
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The bells are jingling
and my titties are tingling
and my titties are tingling
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The bells are jingling
and my titties are tingling
and my titties are tingling
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there is no ethical diarrhea under capitalism
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
there is no ethical diarrhea under capitalism