Joni Baloni 🐈💨
@kielbasanova.bsky.social
Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻
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More like Dicktastership, am I right?
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
More like Dicktastership, am I right?
There might be too much sugar in my coffee. I burped and it tasted like a dark roasted marshmallow.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There might be too much sugar in my coffee. I burped and it tasted like a dark roasted marshmallow.
True statement.
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
True statement.
There should be a THC suppository called Indicaboose.
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There should be a THC suppository called Indicaboose.
Happy Veterans Day!
My Navy career:
*Highway to the the Danger Zone plays while I clean a toilet*
*Highway to the the Danger Zone plays while I clean a toilet*
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Happy Veterans Day!
Asked my husband if The Beatles White album is overrated so he's been giving me a music history lesson for the last 10 minutes.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Asked my husband if The Beatles White album is overrated so he's been giving me a music history lesson for the last 10 minutes.
Sipping wine and thinking dirty thoughts.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sipping wine and thinking dirty thoughts.
Thinking about how bible is pronounced "buy bull".
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Thinking about how bible is pronounced "buy bull".
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[Showering in my underwear when I stay at an Air BnB]
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
[Showering in my underwear when I stay at an Air BnB]
Third Uncle by Bauhaus sounds like a goth Walking on Sunshine.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Third Uncle by Bauhaus sounds like a goth Walking on Sunshine.
Having a 2nd cup of afternoon coffee because my heart isn't trying to burst out of my chest yet.
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Having a 2nd cup of afternoon coffee because my heart isn't trying to burst out of my chest yet.
Woke up to a stalker alert... 30 notifications from the same person.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Woke up to a stalker alert... 30 notifications from the same person.
Me: The power went out so I can't log in to work.
Boss: What's your plan B?
Me: Be at home and log in when the power comes back on.
Boss: What's your plan B?
Me: Be at home and log in when the power comes back on.
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Me: The power went out so I can't log in to work.
Boss: What's your plan B?
Me: Be at home and log in when the power comes back on.
Boss: What's your plan B?
Me: Be at home and log in when the power comes back on.
If I'm ever shot, I hope it's the kind where I don't realize it until someone points it out to me.
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
If I'm ever shot, I hope it's the kind where I don't realize it until someone points it out to me.
Saw "The Long Walk" last night and that is definitely how it feels to use the bathroom outside of your regularly scheduled break or lunch.
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Saw "The Long Walk" last night and that is definitely how it feels to use the bathroom outside of your regularly scheduled break or lunch.
When they pick up your best weapon before reviving you
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When they pick up your best weapon before reviving you
The voice in my head today is Señor Wences.
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The voice in my head today is Señor Wences.
Don't know why microwaves need the date when I reset the clock, but I always put 11/05/55.
November 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Don't know why microwaves need the date when I reset the clock, but I always put 11/05/55.
Beat the Clock by Sparks is currently stuck in my head.
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Beat the Clock by Sparks is currently stuck in my head.
When you go to see a comedian who you know is a huge nerd, don't shout out things like "Did you know Michael Myers wears a Shatner mask?" because that's geek 101 shit. In fact, don't shout out anything at all during the comedy show.
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
When you go to see a comedian who you know is a huge nerd, don't shout out things like "Did you know Michael Myers wears a Shatner mask?" because that's geek 101 shit. In fact, don't shout out anything at all during the comedy show.
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whoever said "the customer is always right" can suck it
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
whoever said "the customer is always right" can suck it
Happy Dia de Los Muertos. Looking forward to celebrating a particular los muertos someday.
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Happy Dia de Los Muertos. Looking forward to celebrating a particular los muertos someday.
Wish I could go back in time and somehow intercept OJ Simpson before he could murder Nicole and Ron so we would never be plagued by the Kardashians.
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Wish I could go back in time and somehow intercept OJ Simpson before he could murder Nicole and Ron so we would never be plagued by the Kardashians.
I've never been afraid of people who love heavy metal. It's the people who only love country music that creep me out.
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I've never been afraid of people who love heavy metal. It's the people who only love country music that creep me out.
I thought Trunk or Treat was slang for hitchhiking.
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I thought Trunk or Treat was slang for hitchhiking.